When The Music Stops #pezoutlaw

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It's My Story.

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The Pez Outlaw Doc left Netflix on Monday January 20, 2025.

We are in the wilderness once again.

No straight lines on this journey.
The good News, as of tomorrow I own all rights to Pez Outlaw once again.
Had a long conversation with Bryan Storkel yesterday. I got very passionate, Enthusiastic about something.
Ended with. This Bipolar Message brought to you by.............

I've been on this journey to make a Hollywood Movie or limited streaming series for almost 10 years. To be honest I think I'm tired of it all. Plus the money sucks,
If we end with the Documentary Amy & Bryan Storkel made, I'm at peace with that.
I'm kinda sick of the whole thing.

10 years is a very long time to be sitting in a waiting room.

DK & I began this journey in 2014-2015.

Today I walk away.

???? ☑️ PEZ OUTLAW FOR PRESIDENT #pezoutlaw

Please Watch My Emmy Winning Movie, The Pez Outlaw on Amazon Prime & Peacock. 100% on Rotten Tomatoes. Best actor at SXSW.

It's My Story.

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As you know, For approx the last decade I have fantasized about being president of The United States.

Yesterday it dawned on me that this premise of by some freaky accident I was all of a sudden President of the USA that it would be a very funny half hour comedy.

Done as a cartoon. My voice by Bob's Burger n Archer voice over guy.

Think about it. Pez Outlaw mowing the White House Lawn.

Lucy Dog Running all over the place.

Bunny n Red Horse pasturing on the White House Lawn.

Crisis, um Don't care, tell them to shut up.

Press Conferences would be Hilarious.

Road Trip! On Airforce 1 just for the fun of it.

1st question as President. Where are the Aliens/UFOs, I want to see or meet them.

1st President to go into outer space.

Big ole Tractor parked at the White House.

#PO4P2024

If elected President, would I get to land Marine 1 at a Pez Convention?

#PO4P2024

Pez Outlaw 4 President 2024

 

above photo courtesy of  

Luann Baxter Atherton

A bit of honesty before we enter this post.

I really only want to be president of the United States so I can use Airforce 1 n The Secret service to visit The Great Pyramids in Egypt n The Great Wall Of China.

I'd pick a great VP n let her run things.

I'd just be a figure head/comic relief.

Reporters would ask her, Where is he?

She'd say, God only knows where that Knucklehead is.

Last time I saw him he was mowing the White House Lawn.

 

I've been told that I should run for Congress or the Senate 1st, that President is a bit of a leap.

OK fare enough. I guess I would settle for being the Senator From Michigan.

Not sure I could rent a Farm in DC on a Senators salary though.

But if I'm gonna leave the Farm I need Airforce 1 to make it worth doing.

I love really big Jokes. Can you imagine the fun of News anchors saying "Who in the Heck is Pez Outlaw." Best joke ever.

I don't need to win, just however many votes it takes for a News Anchor to have to say that.

Save The World. 2024 ☑️ PEZ OUTLAW FOR PRESIDENT #Netflix

If Elected President in 2024, We would have a Pez Convention at the White House Every Year For 4 years. N everybody Bring a sleeping Bag, It's a sleepover at the White House.

Life Is A Cartoon

Horses, Goats n chickens on the White House Lawn.

Bunny Horse at the White House, taking meetings.

Red Horse as Secretary of State, if you've been following his story, you know why.

Now you're talking.

Billie Dog, New Rudy, Po n Puddy Dogs flying around the country on Airforce 1, my not so secret service.

Birdie Cat in charge of Fish n game.

Jelly Cat in charge of the CIA, he's a sneaky little Bugger.

Oh Yeah n The Best Pez Collection in the world Behind The Big Chair in the Oval Office.

Though, I probably would need to find a new Soup Bone Dog, the only dog I've ever had that if you ask does she Bite? answer. OH GOD YES SHE BITES! That never actually bit anyone. A true Junkyard Dog. a Fila. Maybe we make her Secretary of Defense.

 

2024 will be my year. 3rd time is the charm

Pez Outlaw for President 2024, it's the right thing to do.

Humanity's survival rests in your hands.

Why Vote in half measures Pez Outlaw would be the greatest US President in the history of America.

Pez Outlaw for President, Could you possibly do worse?

VOTE Pez Outlaw for President

It's for the children.

Bonus, I will only be 73yrs old on election day.
That oughta lock down the youth vote compared to my opponents.
PEZ OUTLAW FOR PRESIDENT IN 2024

All the other candidates for President in 2024 are playing a game of 1upsmanship offering you free this n that,

If elected President in 2024 Pez Outlaw will give you a FREE PUPPY. Beat that?

Show your disgust with whatever Political WhooHa is sending you up the wall by giving your write in vote to PEZ OUTLAW FOR PRESIDENT IN 2024. I'd sure appreciate it. 

Every Dead person that can should get out n Vote Pez Outlaw for President

Who Better To Fight For The Poor Than An Actual Poor Person. Pez Outlaw For President Because I Live Your Pain.

I'll be spending ZERO Money on my Presidential run, This is purely a write in campaign.

I know you think, This Guys Gotta Be Kidding.
I'm not, I really do want your write in Vote For President.

You Might Be Asking, What Party Is Pez Outlaw Running For President Under.
I'm Running For President Under The Outlaw Party.

Long Winded Truth, Bores Me To Tears.
Please Lie To Me, It's More Entertaining.
Pez Outlaw 2024


I figure if I can get the CRAZY vote  that I'm a shoe in for President in 2024.

It's for the children

PEZ OUTLAW FOR PRESIDENT
It's for the children, puppies n kittens.








WRITE IN VOTE, PEZ OUTLAW FOR PRESIDENT in 2024
I'm a Strong believer in nepotism, I Will fill as many positions as possible with family members.
  

the caliber of my appointees..

If elected President I only think it's fair to give you an idea of the caliber of my appointees..
 






All the "COOL KIDs" are writing in Pez Outlaw For President.
Why should Mickey Mouse n Bozo have all the fun.
Be Unique and original, Write in Pez Outlaw for President in 2024.

WRITE IN VOTE, PEZ OUTLAW FOR PRESIDENT

Presidential Qualifications
I shovel Horse Shit for a living.



Never go at anything head on if you can come at it sideways. Pez Outlaw For President 2024

Every Presidential election year a lot of Americans decide to not vote for any of the candidates for President on the ballot. These voters instead choose to write in a name of there own for President as a gesture of defiance concerning what is on offer. These write in votes are a right in our election process but unfortunately count very little in the end. My hope is that if you are going to write in a candidate for President that you make your protest in the name Pez Outlaw. If I can get enough people who write in a candidate for president to write in Pez Outlaw a secondary good will come from your act of protest. Your vote might also have the secondary effect of getting me a book deal. 

Your write in vote will gain you nothing, so why not let it do some good for somebody else. ME! To address a concern you might have as to how good a writer I actually am. For this book I'm trying to get published with the help of you writing in Pez Outlaw for President. I'm already under contract with the ghost writer Jeff Maysh who wrote the April 2015 Playboy story The Pez Outlaw see-  http://www.playboy.com/articles/pez-outlaw   which won 2 writing awards. see- Pez Outlaw Wins 2 Awards #pezoutlaw #hollywood    

So I'm asking you to Vote Pez Outlaw as a write in for President. You know that you are going to do it anyway, all I'm asking is that you let that act of protest have a secondary good by making your write in vote for president be Pez Outlaw.

I love this straight jacket pic.

Because there are so many voices/personalities in my head, my campaign is fully staffed.
Pez Outlaw for President.   

I plan to campaign sorta hard when I have time

I plan to campaign sorta hard when I have time #pezoutlaw #hollywood: VOTE, PEZ OUTLAW FOR PRESIDENT on Nov. 8, 2024

I want to recycle your write in protest vote for president into something new, a Pez Outlaw Book. Vote Pez Outlaw for President.

My philosophy on life is this. You never give up, never give in n never quit trying. Try everything no matter how foolish others might think you are for attempting it. That you do is what separates you from those who only wish for things. I have now spent almost 2 decades on this 1 project, that's the dedication to a dreams fulfillment that it takes.




I have zero money, but even that to me is no excuse. As always the trick is to find the loophole n exploit it. I have my story so for me this time that loophole is the great equalizer of the internet. With the internet I can without money pursue my dream of a Pez Outlaw book. If you write in Pez Outlaw for president this year, my dream of a book could come true.

At first glance I accept how crazy this idea seems, but if people who write in a vote for president choose Pez Outlaw, it will work.
That old thing, it's so crazy, it might just work.
VOTE, PEZ OUTLAW FOR PRESIDENT

Pez Outlaw For President, Recent campaign rally.

Donald trump might get 20,000 to 30,000 people at a rally, but look how many people we got in a phone booth.

Yes we held a campaign rally in a phone booth, it was the only place we could get, but we packed em in. 

Cabinet Meeting of my administration

I promise as President to do absolutely nothing except take pointless trips on Airforce 1 n play Golf.









Within insanity, find good
Out of chaos, find purpose
Solutions are found in the most unlikely of places
To find answers, you must have eyes that can see
Faith n belief in yourself, will carry you  

This crazy pretend world I've created is where I find refuge from the harsh n painful realities of life. My dreams are what sustain me. All my crazy schemes give me hope.

Now, On With The Show

I'm campaigning for the Mickey Mouse, Evan McMullin, Gary Johnson n Jill Stein Vote. 

VOTE, PEZ OUTLAW FOR PRESIDENT on Nov. 8
Why Not, could I possibly be worse?


America has a long n proud history of crazy people running for President.
My turn.

"As President, I Pez Outlaw couldn't possibly do worse."
Pez Outlaw for President yard sign.
Pez Outlaw for President, Better than Mickey Mouse. 

A Vote for Pez Outlaw is a vote for ummmmmm yup change.

Pez Outlaw for President Campaign slogan.
My best friend has a favorite stick.
Though her favorite stick changes every few days, they wear out.

I  know a lot of folks are terribly conflicted this year n are gonna write in a crazy name in protest.
I'm here to ask for that vote.
Write in any other name is just a shameful waste. 
Make your write in vote PEZ OUTLAW for president because I might get a book deal out of it.
From my perspective that vote then would not have been wasted. 

Think of your write in vote of PEZ OUTLAW for president as crowd funding a book deal for me.

Every Presidential election year a significant number of people vote for Mickey Mouse.
I'm asking for the Mickey Mouse vote.
Let's make it Pez Outlaw this time.

I know a lot of people are ashamed to say who they are voting for right now.
Say PEZ OUTLAW for President with pride. 

If mistakenly elected President, I promise to only serve 90 days, just long enough to get a great retirement package.

As President I promise that all my speeches will be pointless rambling about nothing n made up stuff.
As president many of my speeches would simply be "Dude" then, he gone.

As President I would rent out every room in the White House like a bed n breakfast to raise money to pay down the National debt. 

As President I would turn the White House front lawn into a horse pasture for the Old Man n his Buds. 

As President all motorcades would include me on my tractor moving at a snails pace. 

As President besides doing nothing, I promise to also stand for nothing. 

I promise as President it would be like I wasn't even there. 


But Wait There's More, Act now n..........

My next campaign rally will be held at a cemetery near you, That's where all the votes are. Plus my numbers are really good there. Pez Outlaw For President 2024

Here's the book Pez Outlaw Diary 
It's FREE online to read, right now.

After Pez Outlaw, I intend to retire.

The reasons Pez Outlaw was targeted by Pez Corporation

My price guide is fun for beginners but if you want a real Pez Price Guide go here.

PEZ - JOHN CANDY DISPENSERS

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Can't Buy Me. Who Am I Kidding? #pezoutlaw

Please Watch My Emmy Winning Movie, The Pez Outlaw on Amazon Prime & Peacock. 100% on Rotten Tomatoes. Best actor at SXSW.

It's My Story.

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above picture, OK, I Got Bored.

here I am thinking how friendly a guy I am?
then I realize.
I don't have a phone.
I've never sent or received an email.
I really don't leave the farm.
Is there such a thing as a friendly Hermit?

Recently someone asked me "Do you think that it would be possible to do what you did in today's world??"
We all know the smart answer is, No that was a different time n things were different back then. That I met a very unique time and I met the opportunity with the desire n energy to act on what I recognized.

Well I don't want to say that. I'd like to argue the opposite position. Yes I could do the very same thing again today.

First let me tell you that all the above was n is true but more important than all that was money. I believe that if you stand before people who desire money, Cash in Hand n offer it to them that they will take it.

Let's set up a Hypothetical.
For this, Let's say I had 2 Million dollars again, by no coincidence the very same amount of money I spent buying unique Pez on the Black Market in Europe n abroad.
You give me that amount of buying power once again n I believe that I could duplicate my/the activities of Pez Outlaw in the 1990s in the very same places.

People like money, especially if you are standing right in front of them with wads of cash, say $10,000.00 a whack.

Here are a few of the Key Tricks to it.
When you travel to them, they have zero travel miles to deliver the product.
They Take the cash n walk away, all the logistics for safely getting that product across boarders n safely back to the USA are all your risk.
The seller in Europe's risks are ZERO.

The ONLY thing the seller in Europe worries about is that by selling what they sold you, someone might find out that they sold it to you.
Here's the answer to that little problem.
If I kept my area of interest to similar product n time period to what I bought in the 1990s, I think nobody would know.
To this Day nobody knows what Pez I might still have n rumors are that I've hidden away all sorts of stuff just waiting for the right moment.
Therefore the people could take there Million Dollars n have no fear by simply saying "No, No. Pez Outlaw bought all that back in the 1990s from those folks that did all that.

Here's the other scenario for making unique pez using newer molds 2000 to 2020.
CHINA.
I would simply take my 2 Million Dollars to China n go on a shopping spree.
Think of the headlines then ask yourself would Chinese manufacturers take my money.
Knockoffs, intellectual property theft, etc.
Do you think for one minute that the Chinese wouldn't make anything I asked for 2 million dollars.

My targets though in China would be different than you think.
I'd target the things that they thought worthless n collectors would go nuts for.
Let's leave that vague though because I think I just Might be talking myself into all this now that I'm thinking about it.

Anyway to answer your question. "Do you think that it would be possible to do what you did in today's world??"
Not just yes, HELL YES IT WOULD BE POSSIBLE!
Just takes desire n energy to do it.
Oh Yeah n a little thing like 2 MILLION DOLLARS!

Pez Outlaw

Have you ever noticed that Success begets success n failure......
When you're up, you can do no wrong n when you're down, you can't catch a break.
I've seen both. What I've noticed is that being down brings with it the humility you wish you'd had when you were up.
The only way out is continued hard work n belief in yourself that you will succeed.
A Comment, nothing more.

Excerpt from “The Pez Outlaw,” Playboy, April 2015 #pezoutlaw

Please Watch My Emmy Winning Movie, The Pez Outlaw on Amazon Prime & Peacock. 100% on Rotten Tomatoes. Best actor at SXSW.

It's My Story.

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I've decided to stop being presumptuous on who could play Pez Outlaw in a movie.
That's just not up to me & pretending it is just seems crazy.
To be perfectly honest, I just don't care who they pick to play Pez Outlaw.

From The PR People About Pez Outlaw #pezoutlaw #ho...

Whatever choice of actor to play Pez Outlaw they make is fine with me.

Whatever story they decide to tell, I will support any n all decisions.
The project is bigger than choices of actor or direction of story.

If they go into the decade of depression that followed when I wrote Pez Outlaw Diary.
That's another emotional side.
The journey is the story.
I don't think about the things I fear
When it ends, they will seem small
Everything I've ever done has been to end up at this point
The man said, Nothing is impossible

Pez Outlaw only lived for ten years, The story about to be told is about him and really doesn't even use your name. Yet you gave up 20 years of your life to see this happen. By telling Pez Outlaws story maybe we'll understand.

Pez Outlaws story really is about that yearning in all of us for that life we dream of. Stepping out of the lot we are handed at birth in hopes of something better. Born in a cinder block house on the south side, my father hauled burn barrel ash and middle class folks trash for extra money. I dreamt of a big life, one better than the one I grew up in. Though I'm not sure I believed that life was actually possible. In the back of my mind I think I knew I'd just end up in the shop for 40 years like my father.

While working in the shop for 23 years I still dreamed every day of something better. Having that one big idea that took me to the life I desperately yearned for. To my complete surprise my dream came true.

In 1994 I left the shop and Pez Outlaw was born. I started by traveling all over the US and Canada followed by roughly 90 trips to Europe, South Africa and Australia. For over a decade I lived the life I'd dreamed of as a child. Then at the end of that decade this dream I'd built came crashing down around me.

I've spent the last 20 years trying to make sense of it all. I feel at times that I'm trapped in a story that I know the ending to but I'm just waiting for it to happen. I came very close to finishing his story (Pez Outlaw') roughly a year ago when WB optioned the movie.

Now I get up every day and work once again on fulfilling his (Pez Outlaw's) dream. I can't actually tell you why I do this any more than I can tell you why I lived his life for over a decade.
As was the case then, instinctively I do this because I must. I somehow and for some reason feel compelled to do something that I do not understand. All I know is that I must before I can rest.

Excerpt from “The Pez Outlaw,” Playboy, April 2015

By Jeff Maysh
 

A 1993 toy convention changed Steve’s life forever. As he tells it, a mysterious woman opened her jacket and showed him a Silver Glow Pez, a Holy Grail for Pez collectors.

She whispered to him in broken English, “There are many more where I come from.”

“Where did you get it?” asked Steve, hypnotized.

“Direct from factory in Slovenia,” she whispered.

“Where?”

“All you need to know is Kolinska.”

Steve had never left North America because of his intense fear of flying, but he agreed to go after being prodded by Joshua. They emptied their savings accounts, ordered emergency passports and on January 2, 1994 soared over the Swiss Alps in a twin-prop plane. “The pilot left the controls to serve drinks, and the turbulence was unreal,” Joshua recalls. His terrified father turned green.

It was worth it. In their minds, the streets of Slovenia would be paved with priceless Pez dispensers. Kolinska turned out to be the name not of a town but of a nondescript packaging facility. Joshua, the teetotaling star of his high school’s drama club and a resident advisor in college, drove them over Ljubljana’s romantic bridges and out of Slovenia’s capital.

It was a rare adventure for the father and son. “Dad would work so long and hard that he often fell asleep and crashed the truck. It was a struggle for him to make enough money for the family,” Joshua says. “He wasn’t an approachable guy.” Kathy had realized years earlier that Joshua had inherited his father’s obsessive nature: The teenager bought M&Ms wholesale and undercut the Boy Scouts’ prices, adding to his college savings.

But Kolinska was not the Pez jackpot the Americans had envisioned. The warehouse owners explained that they had a few pieces for sale, but the real Pez nirvana was a plastics plant in Ormoz˘, Slovenia, where the dispensers were manufactured. The factory bordered Croatia, however, where a war for independence was raging. “You should not go there,” they warned.

Steve couldn’t be dissuaded.

“Which way is it?”

The 100-mile-long freeway to Ormoz˘ was one of the most dangerous routes in Europe, and the Glews crisscrossed perilously high bridges and dodged horse-drawn carts. When they arrived in Ormoz˘ the industrial smog was so thick they could barely see the two-story building, further obscured by tall pine trees.

A worker led Steve and Joshua across a catwalk suspended above the factory floor. Below them, thermoplastic machines roared and hissed, producing dispensers with a satisfying thump-thump-thump. “The repetition and sheer volume of product was hypnotizing for guys like us,” recalls Joshua. In a secret laboratory a worker smoked a tiny cigarette while hunched over the latest Pez creations. A starstruck Joshua asked for his autograph, and the embarrassed worker said he “felt like Elvis.” They all laughed, and the worker’s code name was born.

“Elvis was a frustrated genius, a wild card who was always doing experiments with Pez,” recalls Steve. “But his bosses in Austria always rejected them. I told him that in America, collectors would go nuts for these experiments.”

In this plastic Valhalla, shelves overflowed with prototypes and a cast of rejected characters. Steve sweated with excitement: The pursuit of Pez had now taken over his life. A leading expert on compulsive-collecting disorders, Mark McKinley describes this behavior as “repetitive acquisition syndrome.” “Extreme collecting is a psychopathological form of collecting,” he says, and it can even result in “breaking laws, hurting people, going to the poor house.”

Steve ordered Joshua to fetch the cash from their car, telling him, “Bring it all. Just bring it all.” As Joshua crossed the catwalk, alone and invisible to the workers below, he danced a happy dance all the way over.

Elvis showed Steve a Santa Claus dispenser with a black face. “I nearly fell over,” says Steve. Pez bosses had scrapped the idea, but Steve knew that Black Santa was the Pez de résistance. He bought as many as he could carry, filling a military sack with them and a trove of other plastic treasures.

So when the Austrian guards stopped Steve and Joshua at the Hungarian border and threatened to confiscate the toys, the Glews fled east to Budapest, bringing their Black Santas with them. Back in the U.S. the dispensers sold for hundreds of dollars each, and Steve vowed to return to Europe, next time with serious money.

For more, written by Pez Outlaw himself, see below.

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Nothing That a Cup of Coffee n $10,000.00 Won't Fix..

 

After Pez Outlaw, I intend to retire.

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