Pez Outlaw, On Behalf of The Voices In My Head

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I heard a crow talking yesterday. I stopped to listen, hoping it was good news.

As the majority shareholder in my sanity, I'd like to issue the following report to the other shareholders.

Your recent attempts at a hostile takeover have failed.

After a thorough examination by my imaginary Shrink, I appear to be having a lot of Anxiety right now.

Reality is a mutually agreed upon construct. To deviate from that compact is to become non-compliant, CRAZY.

I just finnished a board meeting with the voices in my head. Best I can figure the guy I left in charge is still running things. He did a lot of complaining, I just told him. DUDE, it's your problem not mine. Deal with it.

 Goodbye Reality

My biggest battle as a child was when I was forced to enter reality n try to percieve things as everyone else does.

That led to Alcaholism n drug abuse, just to cope.

Reality you got 69 years, now it's my turn.

I realized the other day that I lack curiousity.

I ignore telephones, someone comes to the door of the house, I don't necessarily answer or go to it.

I let the dogs answer the door, they seem to really enjoy it.

N I really don't check or ask about progress from my friends in California.

Kathy came into the office the other day, or rather she appeared n tapped my arm so I knew she was there. Kathy said "Man you really are in your own world".

I guess your n my realities are quite different. Mine has Cartoons n a country music soundtrack.

Like Weezie the horse n her magical Fairy friend in the woods.

I ignore reality, unless it amuses me, it's no longer a priority.

The Pez Outlaw Movie is on Netflix in the USA & on Amazon Prime in Canada Now.

Told Darlin Girl, I hear voice.

No Baby, not the ones in my head, these sound real.

Guy Goes to see the optomotrist.

Doctor says, Boy I haven't seen you in a while.

I answer, Yeah I had a real Bad 20yrs.

No regrets, I guess. Because everything that is happening today is a result of the work I did during that 20ys. Makes me wonder though, What kind of crime did I commit to get 20yrs.

Paranoid.

Do you remember a few or so years back when Pez Corp announced a Pez Animated movie was in the works. Sure you do, it was a bit after I signed a deal with Warner Brothers for a feature length Pez Outlaw Movie.

OK, got my dig in, now to the point.

Narcissist.

I believe that the MAJOR thing missing in Pez Corps idea was the Protagonist. You Know where I'm going. This movie idea needed Pez Outlaw as that Bad guy for lack of a better word. Somebody for the forces of Pez Corp to be plagued by racing around stirring up mayhem.

Art imitates life kinda thing.

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Try being everything to everybody else n pretty soon you're nobody to yourself.

There is a Trick To Crazy. Be quirky, eccentric or sympathetic crazy. Do not cross the line to annoying, tiresome, scary or evil crazy. 

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People lovingly refer to the above image as Zig-Zag.

To me it's me scratching between two realities.

The one you see n the one I see.

My character waits.

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My friend Terrie our postal deliverer said, I'll be driving on Saturday. I can stop by if you've got anything to ship. My reply, God I Hope Not!

Ebay keeps offering suggestions to help me sell more.

How do I tell ebay, I don't want to sell more.

Redneck Madd Scientist #Netflix

 I did my Redneck Madd Scientist Bit for the enviroment yesterday.

People " Laurie Svendsen" Bring me things to repurpose.

Yesterday was Paint. People buy to much paint for almost every job they have. 3 quarts will do it but cost the same as a gallon, well lets get the gallon. Problem is then you have a quart of paint on your shelf with 20 other partial cans for the next 10 or 20 years.

To be fare Laurie was cleaning out houses of people who have moved on n just needed something useful done with what has been left behind.

Enter your local Redneck Madd Scirntist.

I divided the partial cans of paint into 3 catagories.

Interior, Exterior n stainish.

3 of 5 gallon buckets, 1 for each

open cans n pour away.

Interior went really well, several shades of white become WHITE.

Exterior always seems to turn out Battleship grey.

Stains, now this is a very confusing catagory, it seems to include Stains, Lacer, Polys, n some oil base paints that would throw a wrench into Battleship grey exterior. Voala Brown, well sorta, but close enough.

Brownish stain/paint some trim on house if I get away with it.

Battleship grey, Round bale hay feeders.

Here's the big suprise Laurie, The interior white is on it's way to the Potterville Post office bathrooms.

We believe strongly in reuse/repurpose as the better form of recycling.

Forgive spelling, Spell check is on the Fritz.