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It's My Story.
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It's My Story.
As you know, For approx the last decade I have fantasized about being president of The United States.
Yesterday it dawned on me that this premise of by some freaky accident I was all of a sudden President of the USA that it would be a very funny half hour comedy.
Done as a cartoon. My voice by Bob's Burger n Archer voice over guy.
Think about it. Pez Outlaw mowing the White House Lawn.
Lucy Dog Running all over the place.
Crisis, um Don't care, tell them to shut up. 
Press Conferences would be Hilarious.
Road Trip! On Airforce 1 just for the fun of it.
1st question as President. Where are the Aliens/UFOs, I want to see or meet them.
1st President to go into outer space.
Big ole Tractor parked at the White House.
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| #PO4P2024 |
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| above photo courtesy of Luann Baxter Atherton |
A bit of honesty before we enter this post.
I really only want to be president of the United States so I can use Airforce 1 n The Secret service to visit The Great Pyramids in Egypt n The Great Wall Of China.
I'd pick a great VP n let her run things.
I'd just be a figure head/comic relief.
Reporters would ask her, Where is he?
She'd say, God only knows where that Knucklehead is.
Last time I saw him he was mowing the White House Lawn.
I've been told that I should run for Congress or the Senate 1st, that President is a bit of a leap.
OK fare enough. I guess I would settle for being the Senator From Michigan.
Not sure I could rent a Farm in DC on a Senators salary though.
But if I'm gonna leave the Farm I need Airforce 1 to make it worth doing.
I love really big Jokes. Can you imagine the fun of News anchors saying "Who in the Heck is Pez Outlaw." Best joke ever.
I don't need to win, just however many votes it takes for a News Anchor to have to say that.
Save The World. 2024 ☑️ PEZ OUTLAW FOR PRESIDENT #Netflix
If Elected President in 2024, We would have a Pez Convention at the White House Every Year For 4 years. N everybody Bring a sleeping Bag, It's a sleepover at the White House.
Life Is A Cartoon
Horses, Goats n chickens on the White House Lawn.
Bunny Horse at the White House, taking meetings.
Red Horse as Secretary of State, if you've been following his story, you know why.
Now you're talking.
Billie Dog, New Rudy, Po n Puddy Dogs flying around the country on Airforce 1, my not so secret service.
Birdie Cat in charge of Fish n game.
Jelly Cat in charge of the CIA, he's a sneaky little Bugger.
Oh Yeah n The Best Pez Collection in the world Behind The Big Chair in the Oval Office.
Though, I probably would need to find a new Soup Bone Dog, the only dog I've ever had that if you ask does she Bite? answer. OH GOD YES SHE BITES! That never actually bit anyone. A true Junkyard Dog. a Fila. Maybe we make her Secretary of Defense.
2024 will be my year. 3rd time is the charm
Pez Outlaw for President 2024, it's the right thing to do.
Humanity's survival rests in your hands.
Why Vote in half measures Pez Outlaw would be the greatest US President in the history of America.
Pez Outlaw for President, Could you possibly do worse?
VOTE Pez Outlaw for President
It's for the children.
Bonus, I will only be 73yrs old on election day.
That oughta lock down the youth vote compared to my opponents.
PEZ OUTLAW FOR PRESIDENT IN 2024
All the other candidates for President in 2024 are playing a game of 1upsmanship offering you free this n that,
If elected President in 2024 Pez Outlaw will give you a FREE PUPPY. Beat that?
Every Dead person that can should get out n Vote Pez Outlaw for President
I'll be spending ZERO Money on my Presidential run, This is purely a write in campaign.
I know you think, This Guys Gotta Be Kidding.
I'm not, I really do want your write in Vote For President.
You Might Be Asking, What Party Is Pez Outlaw Running For President Under.
I'm Running For President Under The Outlaw Party.
Long Winded Truth, Bores Me To Tears.
Please Lie To Me, It's More Entertaining.
Pez Outlaw 2024
I figure if I can get the CRAZY vote that I'm a shoe in for President in 2024.
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| It's for the children |
PEZ OUTLAW FOR PRESIDENT
It's for the children, puppies n kittens.
WRITE IN VOTE, PEZ OUTLAW FOR PRESIDENT in 2024
I'm a Strong believer in nepotism, I Will fill as many positions as possible with family members.
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| the caliber of my appointees.. |
If elected President I only think it's fair to give you an idea of the caliber of my appointees..
All the "COOL KIDs" are writing in Pez Outlaw For President.
Why should Mickey Mouse n Bozo have all the fun.
Be Unique and original, Write in Pez Outlaw for President in 2024.
WRITE IN VOTE, PEZ OUTLAW FOR PRESIDENT
Presidential Qualifications
I shovel Horse Shit for a living.
Never go at anything head on if you can come at it sideways. Pez Outlaw For President 2024
Every Presidential election year a lot of Americans decide to not vote for any of the candidates for President on the ballot. These voters instead choose to write in a name of there own for President as a gesture of defiance concerning what is on offer. These write in votes are a right in our election process but unfortunately count very little in the end. My hope is that if you are going to write in a candidate for President that you make your protest in the name Pez Outlaw. If I can get enough people who write in a candidate for president to write in Pez Outlaw a secondary good will come from your act of protest. Your vote might also have the secondary effect of getting me a book deal.
Your write in vote will gain you nothing, so why not let it do some good for somebody else. ME! To address a concern you might have as to how good a writer I actually am. For this book I'm trying to get published with the help of you writing in Pez Outlaw for President. I'm already under contract with the ghost writer Jeff Maysh who wrote the April 2015 Playboy story The Pez Outlaw see- http://www.playboy.com/articles/pez-outlaw which won 2 writing awards. see- Pez Outlaw Wins 2 Awards #pezoutlaw #hollywood
So I'm asking you to Vote Pez Outlaw as a write in for President. You know that you are going to do it anyway, all I'm asking is that you let that act of protest have a secondary good by making your write in vote for president be Pez Outlaw.
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| I love this straight jacket pic. |
Because there are so many voices/personalities in my head, my campaign is fully staffed.
Pez Outlaw for President.
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| I plan to campaign sorta hard when I have time |
I plan to campaign sorta hard when I have time #pezoutlaw #hollywood: VOTE, PEZ OUTLAW FOR PRESIDENT on Nov. 8, 2024
My philosophy on life is this. You never give up, never give in n never quit trying. Try everything no matter how foolish others might think you are for attempting it. That you do is what separates you from those who only wish for things. I have now spent almost 2 decades on this 1 project, that's the dedication to a dreams fulfillment that it takes.
I have zero money, but even that to me is no excuse. As always the trick is to find the loophole n exploit it. I have my story so for me this time that loophole is the great equalizer of the internet. With the internet I can without money pursue my dream of a Pez Outlaw book. If you write in Pez Outlaw for president this year, my dream of a book could come true.
At first glance I accept how crazy this idea seems, but if people who write in a vote for president choose Pez Outlaw, it will work.
That old thing, it's so crazy, it might just work.
VOTE, PEZ OUTLAW FOR PRESIDENT
Donald trump might get 20,000 to 30,000 people at a rally, but look how many people we got in a phone booth.
Yes we held a campaign rally in a phone booth, it was the only place we could get, but we packed em in.
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| Cabinet Meeting of my administration |
I promise as President to do absolutely nothing except take pointless trips on Airforce 1 n play Golf.
Within insanity, find good
Out of chaos, find purpose
Solutions are found in the most unlikely of places
To find answers, you must have eyes that can see
Faith n belief in yourself, will carry you
This crazy pretend world I've created is where I find refuge from the harsh n painful realities of life. My dreams are what sustain me. All my crazy schemes give me hope.
Now, On With The Show
I'm campaigning for the Mickey Mouse, Evan McMullin, Gary Johnson n Jill Stein Vote.
VOTE, PEZ OUTLAW FOR PRESIDENT on Nov. 8
Why Not, could I possibly be worse?
America has a long n proud history of crazy people running for President.
My turn.
"As President, I Pez Outlaw couldn't possibly do worse."
Pez Outlaw for President yard sign.
Pez Outlaw for President, Better than Mickey Mouse.
A Vote for Pez Outlaw is a vote for ummmmmm yup change.
Pez Outlaw for President Campaign slogan.
My best friend has a favorite stick.
Though her favorite stick changes every few days, they wear out.
I know a lot of folks are terribly conflicted this year n are gonna write in a crazy name in protest.
I'm here to ask for that vote.
Write in any other name is just a shameful waste.
Make your write in vote PEZ OUTLAW for president because I might get a book deal out of it.
From my perspective that vote then would not have been wasted.
Think of your write in vote of PEZ OUTLAW for president as crowd funding a book deal for me.
Every Presidential election year a significant number of people vote for Mickey Mouse.
I'm asking for the Mickey Mouse vote.
Let's make it Pez Outlaw this time.
I know a lot of people are ashamed to say who they are voting for right now.
Say PEZ OUTLAW for President with pride.
If mistakenly elected President, I promise to only serve 90 days, just long enough to get a great retirement package.
As President I promise that all my speeches will be pointless rambling about nothing n made up stuff.
As president many of my speeches would simply be "Dude" then, he gone.
As President I would rent out every room in the White House like a bed n breakfast to raise money to pay down the National debt.
As President I would turn the White House front lawn into a horse pasture for the Old Man n his Buds.
As President all motorcades would include me on my tractor moving at a snails pace.
As President besides doing nothing, I promise to also stand for nothing.
I promise as President it would be like I wasn't even there.
But Wait There's More, Act now n..........
My next campaign rally will be held at a cemetery near you, That's where all the votes are. Plus my numbers are really good there. Pez Outlaw For President 2024
Here's the book Pez Outlaw Diary
It's FREE online to read, right now.
After Pez Outlaw, I intend to retire.
The reasons Pez Outlaw was targeted by Pez Corporation
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