The Curse of Pez Outlaw Gold #pezoutlaw

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It's My Story.

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As you know, I do not really go anywhere. I just stay on the farm. Except going down to help the neighbor on her farm.

Well I went with Mom to Walmart, it just made it easier.

Anyhoo, There was this young person (everyone under 50 is a young person to me now) who kept appearing waving & grinning wildly. After the 3rd time mom said "they must have seen the movie".

I told Mom that I prefer to think that I am Really HOT!

Mom. "You Are Crazy".

Below picture. This Pez Outlaw would have a rolled up Whip on one side of the stem & is called The Curse Of Pez Outlaw Gold..

Horse people have a saying "there's a pony in that pile of poo somewhere". It's about being eternally optimistic.

Got a Friend request from Elon Musk. I know, What was your 1st red Flag?

In my world though everything is possible & if it's a scam I can always block them later.

I think that I have been hanging around with Birdie Cat & Lucy Dog to much.

"there's a pony in that pile of poo somewhere"

I just gotta keep on digging.

Depression, Mood Swings & Demons.

How can a guy dealing with these things be so optimistic?

I have no answer for that question.

But I am one of the most optimistic people you are gonna meet.

I believe all things are possible, maybe not likely but Possible.

The determining factor I believe is if you put the work in.

25yrs = LIKELY!

You can not see or pay any attention to how unrealistic your dreams are.

It's the 1st hurdle you must overcome.

If you don't you will defeat yourself before you even start.

Everything I do could be defeated by reality if I let it.

The Pez Outlaw Movie is on Netflix & Amazon Prime.

Anybody seen that idea I just had?

I just set it down for a minute.

You know you do that, put it somewhere that turns out to be the dangdest place to lay something.

When you find it all you can do is scratch your head n say, Why Would I ever Have Put That There?

Oh, now I remember, I'm not supposed to tell you about that yet.

Maybe that's why I lost it.

 

An Adventure is not complete unless there is a Volcano

Victory a lonesome road.

Dreams to sustain you.

Cheers the journey home.

How big the quake to shake the dream.

The Crows peck stings a reminder.

Friendships the true reward.

TV doles out movement at a snails pace n makes nothings great revelations.

Pez Outlaws story has the opposite problem, I tend to tell it way to fast.

Or so I've been told.

My dilemma stems from Kathryn Ann's training to not take so long n get to the point before her eyes glaze over.

I think that "The Curse of Pez Outlaw Gold" is gonna be the title of the Pez Outlaw Book.

It's hard when you're the only one that knows that you've achieved your dream.

 

Intro, then story in 3 parts.

A bit is made of the fact that I buried Pez, but there's a bigger story than even that.

Recently while being interviewed I was asked, "Did you hide piles of money in your hidey hole under your bed at the Raba Hotel in Gyor?

My 1st response was no, simply because I didn't recall doing it.

Then I got to thinking, Hell I don't remember a lot of things I did or that happened.

I earned 4.5 Million dollars in the 1990s, that's a lot of money to almost anybody, but to me it was a tremendous amount.

Here's the thing, I bet you about 1/2 of that was cash, n I had no idea what to do with it.

I hid money everywhere, a year or 2 after I went bust I found a thousand dollars a couple of times.

It used to make Joshua just nuts.

In the back of my mind I remember Hiding way more than that, I just can't remember where.

I just know that somewhere around here there' a few piles of cash that I can't find.

You need to understand I made a real game out of finding really good hiding places, so good that once I forgot, which doesn't take long, nobody would find them/it/$$$.

So did I hide thousands under my bed in the cubby at the Raba Hotel In Gyor? Of course I did, I hid money everywhere then promptly forgot where.

This is not made up, the truth of it actually embarrasses me, because nothing would make me happier than if I could find it.

OK, that was an update, now back to the original story.

It was a cold n lonely night in the Klondike's, Pez Outlaw stood alone waiting for destiny.
Seems like just the right kind of sweeping statement for a dramatic beginning.

All around me I watch people buzzing around staying busy, silently I persevere without notice.
Do I question my path, Oh just about every minute of every day.

20yrs of hard times went by in the blink of an eye, still I continue.
TRUTH, I just don't know any other path or trust me I'd have taken it by now.

Millions of Dollars in Pez Gold just waiting for you to find it.

Unknown Region with very large viewership, also Argentina, Brazil, Mexico, Slovakia, Czechia, Romania, Canada, France, United Arab Emirates, Germany, Netherlands n Turkey.

For the 5yrs that Notes From The Asylum has existed, you have been very loyal viewers.

Anyway a big thank you to all of you, but this morning I want to send you my viewers a personal message.

As widely as I traveled buying Pez Dispensers, I still could not go everywhere.

Did you know that there were manufacturing facilities in Mexico - Hecho E Mexico, Spain - Dulce Unzuay, Germany etc.

With these facilities came an army of civilian Home assembly workers.

You I believe will find very old rare n very valuable Pez Dispensers n parts of same in the areas surrounding the old closed pez factories if you canvas the home workers.

To the other countries I mentioned.

You need to find the candy/confectionary distributors in your countries.

These distributors in all likelihood have old pez inventories tucked away in corners of there warehouses that can be quite valuable.

My experience is that you must show up in person with a nice pile of Cash Money in your hand, say $1,000 minimum to get there attention.

If you call on your cell phone these people will just blow you off, there are usually very busy n see the questions you ask as nuts n or annoying.

When you show up n stand in front of them they will take you more serious.

Do you watch that show on Discovery channel "Gold Rush"?

Believe it or not what I'm suggesting to you is the very same thing.

You as do most about Gold think that the big deals swooped in years ago n got all the good stuff.

Well that's true to a point, as with Gold, Pez is the same, the big buyers got a lot but it was the easy stuff'

The Gold people today call the dirt that they sift mountains of the pay, from which they extract the 100s of ounces that still are in the same places that the big timers left behind.

Pez is the very same thing.

You must sift through the mountains of Home Workers n distributors to find your pez gold, but it's there waiting.

This part I happily give you n say good luck, but I will admit that I'm holding back the real treasure.

There is something I know that I'm holding back.

I noticed this thing while having a slice of Pizza on my way to Gyor back ion 1994.

It's so nutty yet so damn obvious n nobody else has ever thought of it.

The treasure from this SECRET would be in the MILLIONs.

Dawn of the Zombie Apocalypse

Mike Mitros once told me that I should dig up all the Pez Dispensers that I buried 25yrs ago n sell them as Zombie Pez Dispensers,
The problem is that I'm 68yrs old n I just don't remember where I buried all of them.

Mike Mitros n Joshua are the only people who ever knew that I buried hundreds n hundreds of Pez Dispensers 25yrs ago.

Myths n Legends all have a beginning
Here's the story.
Back in the beginning / 1994
Pez Outlaw received word that 300 Black Santas were created for him.

To put this in context
After selling the 1st 2 Black Santas in 1994 Pez USA put a price on my head n I became The Pez Outlaw.
The most hunted person on planet Earth By Pez International.
Overnight I became a man on the run with a giant Bullseye on my back.

So when I heard that there were 300 Black Santas waiting for me in Slovenia, it rather put the fear of God in me.
My idea was that I would travel to Slovenia n pick up the Black Santas then bury 270 by the roadside in Slovenia.

Later in 1998 I buried a couple hundred Pez somewhere on ,my 20 acre farm.
I have no memory all these years later where I buried these Pez.

There are so many things from my years as Pez Outlaw that I just no longer remember.
Maybe that's for the best.

Kinda ironic that at this ;point in life when my memory is fading that I may be being silenced for knowing to much.
Irony, Right?
see below

Shall We Play A Game?

WARNING! DO NOT READ THIS POST IF YOU HAVEN'T TAKEN YOUR HEART MEDICATION! 

THIS POST IS DANGEROUS TO YOUR HEALTH PEZ CORPORATION. 

SIDE EFFECTS ARE NAUSIA n DIARIA!

 I think that the time is right to reveal the legend.

Just before the end of Pez Outlaw's rein as the largest Pez Dealer in the world, even envied by Pez USA themselves. I was very close to a really big Pez FIND.

The known parts of this find were pez space guns, shooters & Green Hornets.  This I believe is only the tip of this find.

Before you ask or offer money, n I don't care how much. Money never has meant much to me, so offer 100 or 200 thousand, I'd still turn you down. Plus I believe ONLY Pez Outlaw can pull off the size n logistics of this deal/find.

I'm saving this nugget for myself once all 3 phases of my 20yr project play out. When the time is right, I know who to contact n will have the money to lay on the table myself.

My estimate is that this deal will cost $100,000.00 . It's not gonna be cheap. The trick to it's so simple I'm to ashamed to admit it to you.

Quit being coy you idjet. OK, ok. If I stand in front of the right people with the right amount of money. EVERYTHING will simply come to me, like mice outa the woodwork. CASH IS KING. 

It's been 20yrs since these Folks have had a decent payday, my guess is that they are really HUNGRY!

Here's the thing. Once all 3 phases of the 20yr Pez Outlaw project hit I believe that Pez collecting as a hobby will QUADRUPLE. Meaning new collectors will need n want older Pez. Pez Outlaw will be there.

Like I said Money means nothing to me, actually I hate it. I like being poor. 

What I like, I mean really like are great big Piles of Pez, It usually takes about 2 large shipping containers to get my blood pumping.

HELL, I'd give the pez away. I just like finding it n getting it. Selling it sucks. If you wanna know the truth, it's boring.

Just thought I'd share.

This will not be in any of the 3 phases of my 20yr project.

Nope, IT's THE REAL SECOND ACT OF PEZ OUTLAW.

CATCH ME IF YOU CAN PEZ USA!

My guess is after reading this many are saying, Whew, This Guy? What a load of ........

To that I answer, You haven't been paying attention, HAVE YOU.

This Old House

The year of my birth was 1951 in Michigan, Pez Outlaw was born in Canada in 1992.
Let's take the Way-Back Machine to about 1992.
Truthfully that's about when my pez journey began and the year Pez Outlaw was born.
Pez Outlaw was born out of the same Bootlegging tradition of importing product from Canada that was a, no no? 
If it was good enough for old Joe Kennedy, it's good enough for Pez Outlaw.

I was still working in the shop n we were still living in the old house.
My trips to Canada buying Pez had just begun.

This story is mostly about the old house we used to live in for 20 years up by the road.
The old house was the most God awful wreck of a nightmare you ever would wish on someone.
We'll just leave it at that.

After 1992 the Pez money started rolling in, so we bought us a brand new house that rolled up on wheels.
Once the new house got here, we took the wheels off n put her on the brand new basement.
Which gave us the new problem of how to get rid of the old house.

The Fire Department offered to burn her down n use it for training.
Done, Have fun guys.
Kathy n I took off, hitting the road no doubt to sell pez.

Everybody seemed quite puzzle that Kathy n I did not care to be here to say goodbye to the old house.
A big ole, Hell No! 
We told them, that old house was a nightmare, good riddens.

When we got home a few days later, the old house was gone.
I heard it was a really cool fire, they started it n put it out may times before they ended it.
A good time was had by all.
We called Miller n in a half a day, he had her buried.

That was about 25 years ago.
The new problem is our house that came on wheels.
I'm hoping to do something on that with the Movie n Book money.

This post was an attempt at pointing out a transition point in Kathy n my life. 
I think we got one more in us, hopefully.

After Pez Outlaw I intend to retire from public life.

The Pez Outlaw Cartoons. #pezoutlaw

Here is the Link to the now available Pez Outlaw Music Video on You Tube.

The PEZ Outlaw’s Music Video “Midnight At Traun” by The Toys Play At Night Band

The Pez Outlaw Music Video turned out fantastic.

Pez Outlaw

Far left is Pez Outlaw Puppet.

Still shots from
D.j. Phoenix Music video.

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Please Watch My Emmy Winning Movie, The Pez Outlaw on Amazon Prime & Peacock. 100% on Rotten Tomatoes. Best actor at SXSW.

It's My Story.

ebay link to Pez Outlaw Collectibles.

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* Opening scene of the Pez Outlaw Movie/cartoon,

Pez Outlaw n The Mutant Army Pulling off a midnight raid at the Pez Factory in Traun Austria, obligatory car chase scene ensues. Pez Outlaw Mutant Army lobbing bricks of pez candy at pursuing Pez Pal Cops, that poof like bags of flour when they hit.

Pez Outlaw Mutant Army escapes by driving into a large transport plane already heading down the runway, seconds before it lifts off.

* She Whispered Kolinska. Millions of dollars at stake.

* Joshua & I Floating around Like we are on The Vomit Comit in a very small Plane that we lose confidence in & parachute down int the ALps, where we find a small car & are then Pushing a Tiny Clown Car up the Alps.

* This one would represent The 25yr struggle, poverty & lonelyness. That is as important a part of The Pez Outlaw story as the story itself. I think that this would be best told by Pez Outlaw singing a Lonely Mournful Song in the night. One tiny lighy to show that he is still there. Followed by other Lights as time ticks by.

Lyric possibles.

Intro.

The Money is gone. The ideas are stolen. All I have left is his story to keep me alive. I have never been good at waiting, Only belief to feed my soul.

Could be done, Follow The Bouncing Ball Style?

There was a rodeo clown named Bill.

Who tried to push a rock up a hill

Day after day he pushed it up that slope.
Chasing a dream built on hope.

Decades went by without remorse.

Bill stayed the course.

He really didn't mind.

Because he expected to be paid in kind.

Everybody thought Bill was crazy.

He felt to give up would be lazy.

Each day he'd put on his makeup.

Hoping one day only to wakeup.

Bill did the only thing he knew how to do.

He kept faith with his dream believing it was true. 

If Bill had just stayed in his barrel

He'd never have seen the peril.

* The Nightly Carnival of The Pez Outlaw Mutant Army.

* 50 becomes 1. The Viena Airport fight scene. A good old fasioned Pie Fight.

Larry's shrinker machine.

* Leaving the offices in Viena, Tearing off disquise Mask after I made a pez deal for the Misfits.

* I Know Who You Are. WE all know who you are.

If you're a good writer, your mind should be able to run with these scenes.

Within The Asylum, The entire story.

More on The Pez Outlaw Cartoon.

Already told you about the caper/heist big chase scene that opens the movie.

Another component is that Pez Outlaw is a master of disguise.

In it he has a goal of invisibility/crystals,

Larry, His Madd scientists trying to perfect it.

He messes up at 1st n turns himself Glow in the dark, kinda the opposite of his goal. Eventually he gets it right n he is almost invisible.

A New character is The Elf Wizard, His name is Larry.

The Elf Wizard creates all the crazy contraptions that Pez Outlaw n his Band of Mutants use.

The Elf wizard also creates his potions. In his effort to become invisible The Pez Outlaw drinks the potion when he was supposed to rub it on. Pez Outlaws character has unreliable hearing. He does not listen n goes off half cocked all the time.

After drinking the Invisibility Potion Larry makes he becomes Glow in the dark, making capers even more crazy. Larry The Elf wizard was very Disapointed.

So far I think 10 of the 3minutes each cartoons are possible.

Pez Corporation

RESTITUTION OPTION 2

The Offer.

750 black guns white grip
750 brown gun white grip
750 clear crystal guns
750 red crystal guns
750 blue crystal guns
750 green crystal guns
750 yellow crystal guns
750 white glow in the dark guns
750 green glow in the dark guns
650 each  of 5 different neon colored guns white grips

10,000 of 1980s spaceguns in total

internal parts and clips of all 10,000 space guns can be same color, you pick

Pez Outlaw, "Pez Corporation, time is fast running out to make restitution n change the ending to this story" #Apple #Disney #Amazon #Netflix

Pez Corporation.

Just thought that I'd mention that the better deals are now.

A year from now things get more expensive, because I probably won't control the deals anymore.

Animated Pez Movie

How am I ever gonna get fired by Pez Corp if they don't hire ME!

A requirement of my contract with Pez Corp is that I be fired exactly 1yr later.

My dream is to have a free hand running an injection molding facility for a few weeks.

Pez Outlaw

Pez Corporation

We've been going at this for about 2 decades, I'm sure you'd like this to be over as much as I would.
Would you like to test market the Pez Outlaw n Bubble Latoure Pez dispensers to check out there viability before you agree to anything with me.
Ok, GO FOR IT. You have my Steven J Glew aka Pez Outlaw's permission to make them. We can talk later if you like them.

Pez Corporation
Possibly this would be a way to test market a Pez Outlaw dispenser for minimal initial outlay

Pez Corporation;
If you choose the following form of restitution for the ex president of Pez USA's actions in 1998?
I will give you FOREVER RIGHTS to make the Pez Outlaw PEZ Dispenser.
Think of it, Peter Pez would finally have his very own Hamburgler/Pez Outlaw.
I would also give you editing rights to the Pez Outlaw story, Past n Forward.

Pez Corporation
Send me the guns listed below as restitution n every idea in this post is yours FREE.

Pez Corporation, a few years ago when David Klawans was going to make the Pez Outlaw Movie, you anounced plans to make a pez dispenser movie like the Lego movies.
No critique here "God Bless n God's Speed", BUT.
If I had to guess, one of your story problems was that it lacked a strong protagonist?
Pez Outlaw to the rescue, storyline of the adventures of Pez Corporation chasing Pez Outlaw n his Mutant Army of Pez Dispensers around the world?
Pez Outlaw could be "the Bad Guy" n I love the idea of his Mutant Army of Pez Dispensers.
Not only could you create n sell Pez Outlaw dispensers but you then could create n market "The Pez Outlaw Mutant Army".  I'm excited at the possibilities just writing this n thinking about it. The Possibilities are just endless. Add to that, you would own the copyrights to the Pez Outlaw Mutant Army, no royalties to produce.

My mind is just exploding with ideas.
If you did the above n below?
You should orchestrate a photo oportunity of a Pez USA n Pez Outlaw summit, with big online exposure to the whole thing.
Play it as a peace summit after a 20yr conflict.
Peace at last in our time.
An end to War Forever.
What fun it would be.

Pez Outlaw/Pez Corporation Summit,
We could hold the Summit/photo, promo op at the Michigan Pez Convention. #Apple #Disney #Amazon #Netflix: Pez Outlaw, $00PER $H00TER OFFER!

Pez Corporation
I just don't see the down side.
You get forever rights to produce Pez Outlaw dispenser n a dream protagonist for your pez movie.
Who by The way has a ready made story line, Plus The Pez Outlaw Mutant Army Pez Dispenser line of potential product.
For 20yrs you have profited from 2 of my ideas, Crystal n Glow In The Dark Pez.
To me this says that this Pez Outlaw guy might have a good track record for creative ideas with Legs/ longevity.
I believe that The line of potential product under The Pez Outlaw Mutant Army banner is A Crazy Good Idea.
A Pez Outlaw Mutant Army headed by The Pez Outlaw character could easily be over 100 new pez dispensers n they are yours for a handshake on the below deal.
I've got 1 or 2 ideas for characters if you want them, again for the same handshake on the below.

Pez Outlaw Mutant army
Main characters- Rocky Rangoo, Rodeo Clown, Bubbles Latoure, Blink, Twitchy n spooky.

Dogs,, Boomy , Rudy n the raccoons, Pinky, Po, Soupy, The whippets, Sarge GS, Zeke, Pasha, Billie, Puddy n the Squirrels.
Horses, All
character traits can n should influence drawing of the characters.
Jeep, Tractor etc
Humans, Oh my so many. example- Andre n the German Mob. Gunther n The Hungarian Syndicate.  Spanish Andre, Helicopter Bob. Dead Al n Bambi. The King Of Austria. North of Viena, California Smooth operator. The Chicago Mob. Mimmic/CA,DD. The Man with secrets behind the curtain. n more.

Bubble's Latoure
I'd like to introduce everyone to Bubble's Latoure.
It seems only fitting that I introduce Bubbles to you all sinse I also introduced Bubble Man to you.
Bubbles is kinda obvious (Pez Boy n Pez Girl) but like Crystals n Glow in the Dark Pez it never occurred to Pez Corp till I introduced it.
Bubbles is the first member of The Pez Outlaw Mutant Army that I've been talking about.
Bubbles comes from a rich History of this Kind of thing. Hasty Pudding, Milton Burl, Tom Hanks, Robin Williams, Jethro n Jethrina.

above is my idea for the character BLINK
Part of the Pez Outlaw Mutant Army
a small packet w/light n battery inserted into inner head cavity
Cereal companies do this all the time w/cereal premiums

Rocky Rangoo
see Rocky Rangoo #Netflix #Apple #Amazon #Disney

Twitch, it's what's in the head that matters
Although we have an angry squirrel in the walnut tree so maybe a squirrel head.

Here's the thing, every character has his own story line / personality ready made n already in my head. I've been creating these characters for 20yrs without realizing why. Bring a tape recorder n I will ramble on. Actors al;ways say, Who's my character, what's his story, so I know how to play him/her. I've got it covered, been telling there stories for 20yrs.

Pez Corporation, if you are interested in the ideas of/from this post?

Contact Tina Christison Gunsauls​

Movie
My idea of a perfect world would be that you/Pez USA would bring on David Klawans the Oscar winning Argo producer to helm the project n Jeff Maysh n I write the book, though we all know it would be mostly Jeff.

I can play a bad guy, actors say that they are the juiciest parts for an actor.
I keep tshirt hat sweatshirt cup glasses n pin rights.

Pez Corporation
Contrary to our History, I can be a Pussycat, I actually want very little n will be open to everything.
Pez Corp, David Klawans n Jeff Maysh
I know from all our pasts that you may feel that I'm difficult to deal with.
I have a solution, I propose Tina Christison Gunsauls  as the only person you deal with concerning Pez Outlaw. I trust her completely n will do as she says. Problem solved.

I just asked Tina Christison Gunsauls to be my agent.
She said "sure why not"
Good enough.   
Pez Corp, David Klawans n Jeff Maysh. You all know who to talk to from now on.

Tina Christison Gunsauls that i'm crazy is a given, we all know n accept that.
That said. I've been contacted 4 times about proposed projects.
one came to fruition, Playboy story. People even plopped down $5,000.00 on a second one.
Just saying, someone might think that this is agood idea if they believe you could handle me.
My answer is that it's been almost 5yrs n I've learned my lesson. I will obey Tina Christison Gunsauls.
You will never even have to talk to me.

You might think being so damn handsome is a truly wonderful thing.
I'm here to tell you, being so gorgeous is a curse.

This post is really about Pez though
What you didn't get that from the title 

Let me explain

Pez Corporation

We've been going at this for about 2 decades, I'm sure you'd like this to be over as much as I would.

Here's the recap.
In 1998 I bought 1/2 million dollars worth of pez dispensers from you.
$250,000.00 worth of it were for unique designs I specifically requested that included the first glow in the dark pez, the first clear plastic/crystal pez (my name for them & 10s of thousands of uniquely colored pez dispensers.

In Breach of implied contract with a customer of your company everything was copied immediately with the intent of destroying my company.
You succeeded in your sole intent of  ending my company, then you used my ideas for glow in the dark pez & clear/crystal pez dispensers for the next 2 decades at great profit.

So for purposes of this post, Pez Corporation is the SEX ZOMBIE.
NO BITING refers to the Breach of Implied Contract by Pez Corporation, but like the scorpions true nature they Bit.

The results were n  are that we for my part have been at War for 20yrs.
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I'd like to make an offer that in my mind allows you to make full restitution 
, so that we can put this behind us.
If you accept this offer, all my activities would end.

In 1998 I turned down an offer by my broker to have made the 1980s space guns 

Pez Outlaw, Him, Me n Psycho Lucy #pezoutlaw

Please Watch My Emmy Winning Movie, The Pez Outlaw on Amazon Prime & Peacock. 100% on Rotten Tomatoes. Best actor at SXSW.

It's My Story.

ebay link to Pez Outlaw Collectibles.

https://www.ebay.com/.../Pez-Outlaw-By-sj-glew/_i.html...

BLAST FROM THE PAST
11/30/95

Found an old price sheet with that date on it.
Psycho @ $20.00 each
I'd pay that much for one, how about you?

Psycho Lucy

Psycho Lucy is probably one of the most underrated Pez dispensers ever made in a very short run. approx 300 were made, current value is $100 to $150.00

Psycho Lucy, one of Pez Outlaw's children.

Psycho Lucy was the first in a long line of Pez Outlaw Pez dispensers. Thank god this one was not duplicated by Pez USA.

Psycho Lucy is one of my fondest memories.  Black Santa n Psycho Lucy were the 2 best things to come out of my Pez years.

Psycho Lucy Pez dispenser. White paint on face instead of black. I asked Marco if he could make a Lucy Pez dispenser with white eyes. Somehow in translation this came out a White face Lucy Pez dispenser. So he created normal Lucy Pez dispenser but all face detailing done with white paint. This Pez dispenser was thought of because of the Lucy with White eyes. Marco created about 300 of this Pez dispensers for me. 

I named her Psycho Lucy because my first reaction when he showed this Pez dispenser to me was. She looks Psycho.

Most of what I did as Pez Outlaw was equal parts luck n perseverance. 
The key though is that you have to show up or luck just passes you by.
What a wonderful accident she was.

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I really LOVE this picture.
Hobo ALERT! We don't just wash your windshield anymore, we also pose for pics.
$1.00 per selfie please.

Would any of you confuse Walt Disney as being Mickey Mouse?
Well the same thing goes for Pez Outlaw and me.
I haven't been Pez Outlaw for a little over 20yrs now, I simply tell his story just like Walt told Mickey's story.
I say that especially as an escape hatch.

I'm asking you to understand that when I become flamboyant or brag a bit on Pez Outlaw, I am in no way talking about myself, I'm talking about him.
Kathy says that it's going to be hard for people to understand that or why I talk about Pez Outlaw in the 3rd person.
Which is why I'm writing this post.

Yes I write about Pez Outlaw in the 3rd person.
2 reasons.
1. I view Pez Outlaw as a character that embodies that part of my life.
2. If I can separate myself from him n I can (diagnosed schizophrenic in 1969) then I can as an outsider manage n promote him/Pez Outlaw.

To tell you the truth, Pez Outlaw n I are 2 very different people that bleed over into each other.
Me, I'm a recluse, not an extrovert characteristic in my body.
Pez Outlaw is larger than life itself n I really like him.
I can pour all the things I wouldn't n couldn't do into him.
Pez Outlaw is like a surrogate (Bruce Willis movie) I can step into to enter your world.

This though does create quite a few schisms between Pez Outlaw n myself.
Pez Outlaw believes all things I write about are possible n likely.
Me, not so much because I'm the skeptic.
Pez Outlaw thinks there will be a movie or that Pez Corp would of course make the Pez Outlaw collection.
On the other hand I myself believe both have a snowballs chance in hell.
Truth is that I let him run with those fantasies because it makes him happy n what harm is there in letting him believe.
Kinda like, Why would you tell a 5yr old that there's no Santa Claus.
It makes him happy.

I may not believe in a lot of things but I do believe in Pez Outlaw.

I've Officially Become My Mother Inlaw 

The above picture represents my transition from youthful immortality and the acceptance of age. 

For years before my Mother Inlaw passed she was busy getting ready by putting everything in order.  20 years ago I thought that her behavior was kinda nuts n something that I would never do. Lately though I find myself in conversations with Josh n Ri telling them various things about my wishes once I'm gone.

Which brings me to the original thought concerning this post. Prior to today I only signed Pez Dispensers as people bought them. Then I get to thinking what if I died, none of this stuff would be signed n wouldn't it be better if the kids had it all signed. Because you know at that point there would be no more Pez Outlaw signed Pez.

Today I became my Mother Inlaw when I started signing all the Pez that I currently posses.
My guess is that there will only ever be 20 Rooster MMM with the Pez Outlaw signature on them. I just don't see anybody that owns one putting another in front of me to be signed. 

Kathy is my reality check on well, my crazy.
Kathy said that she'd bet a lot of you are thinking that, "he sure has a high opinion of the value of a Pez Outlaw signature".
I accept that, but any crazy worth his salt can at a minimum back up his own crazy n here goes.

To my way of thinking (qualifiers stated) Pez Outlaw is the single most impactful thing outside of pez to impact the history of PEZ.
Think about it from 2 angles.
History of anything is impacted in one of 2 ways.
The event is so stark that it can't be ignored or the story is told n retold.
Do you think that you'd even know who Davey Crocket, Buffalo Bill Cody, Wyatt Earp or Billy the Kid even were if it hadn't been for Penny Dreadful pulp publications that perpetuate n in some cases created the Myths.

Pez Outlaw Diary and Notes From The Asylum are Pez Outlaw's Penny Dreadful's that extol his myth/story.
Twitter and facebook are the publications of The Pez Outlaw story, which by the way is why I bang on it daily.

In the end History will be the judge of this.

After Pez Outlaw, I intend to retire.

The reasons Pez Outlaw was targeted by Pez Corporation

My price guide is fun for beginners but if you want a real Pez Price Guide go here.

PEZ - JOHN CANDY DISPENSERS

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Elon Musk was in my dream last night. Pez Outlaw

 

Just sharing a very weird dream. No objectives or hidden meanings. I know this sounds made up, but it is 100% true.

The dream started with Elon Musk & myself walking around in a big hotel or something. We were walking around & talking like we had known each other for a very long time.

Somebody behind the checkin counter said, I will let Jeff Bezos know that Elon is here. I don't know why but my role in the dream was not letting people bother Elon, Well that & wandering off every so often. Anyway I was trying to talk the hotel person into not contacting Bezos. My efforts failed.

Pretty soon Jeff Bezos showed up & as they started talking everybody decided that we were hungry for breakfast. So we got in a very long line & waited. A Hotel staff person walked by, so I asked him if we couldn't do something about that long line.

At that point I got distracted & wandered off. Under a table I thought I saw a pile of Baron Von Redberry & Sir Grapefellow Cereal Boxes. These are my personal Holy Grails of cereal boxes. So I was very excited.

When I picked up the cereal boxes though they changed into Count Chocula, Boo Berry & Franken Berry. Though very unique Boxes so I picked them up anyway.

At this point Elon & Bezos found me again so we went up to pay for the cereal boxes I had found. I was behind Elon at the register & I was uncomfortable because Elon was trying to pay for them. Last I remember on that part of the dream I was reaching in my pocket for money. I don't remember who paid.

Somewhere about here a hotel person found me & said yes we can do something about the line. I told him never mind they have finnished eating, While I was drifting on cereal boxes.

The dream skipped then to Elon driving a Tesla, Me sitting shotgun & Bezos sitting in the back seat. Elon almost smashed into something. I remember thinking, Elon where are the safety do das? The dream ended here. 

I have no idea why this dream of all things???

The weird part of this dream was that we all were just talking like normal people. That & I seemed to be protective of Elon, trying to let him have a bit of normal day.

Dreams, Go Figure?