Monday, September 19, 2022

Tomorrows reward has been 25yrs of work. #pezoutlaw

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I've known for a long time that when pez outlaw is a success, some especially with projects of there own will ask, HOW!
A friend n supporter from twitter with a book just asked.
THIS! This is how.
The Key is to not let up or rest until the last chapter is written.
I watch other folks, vacations, long weekends, Parties, family gatherings of all type.
I do this (promote Pez Outlaw) every day, never a day off in 25yrs. Then I do chores.

2025 is on track to be the Breakout Year for the Pez Outlaw Story.
I can't go into it yet but the past has returned.
So here we go again.

I'm crossing streams a bit here.

A recent conversation triggered nostalgia about my years traveling all over the world in search of Pez.

I couldn't help thinking how lucky I was to have had this adventure and to have visited so many countries as a byproduct of my search.

England, France, Germany, Switzerland, Sweden, Norway, Austria, Slovenia, Hungary, Czech Republic, Slovakia, South Africa and Australia.

For 10 years I traveled roughly 10 times a year.

It was a very big n unexpected adventure, that sometimes now even seems very remote n unbelievable even to me.

josh n I just look at each other with a knowing look. Our lives are very different now but yeah we did that.

Oh yeah, almost forgot Spain. Josh also went to Italy, I missed that one, kinda burned out by then.

As unbelievable as all that was, we're not done yet. Stand by for news of the next even bigger chapter.

I believe in the impossible because I have already lived it, so why not again.
How hard could it be.

Like Tink said, you just have to believe, or was it Donald Trump who said it?

Yeah Josh, We Did That n We're Gonna Do It Again. So Hang On Tight n Keep Your Hands Off The Rip Cord.

Naked Brain

Each morning I come into the office to work n write.
To my left is a row of windows facing south with a view of the woods.
Today that view is obscured by a very heavy fog.
I can't see beyond the tree line.

This type of very heavy fog is a rare occurrence.

It's very disconcerting.
I take comfort in gazing at the familiar n unchanging.

I know whats there, it's always there. 
Today the familiar is shrouded, unclear.

I must have faith in something that I can no longer see.

I'm sure tomorrow the fog will lift and once again my woods will reveal itself.
Today though the fog leaves me in isolation, unsure. 

Originally this post was going to be a comparison of the methods people use online to attract followers. Basically how some of us are either dropping our pants or exposing our brains. How both are actually a form of nudity.

recently a timeline on my life was requested.
As I've said I do not live in the past.
Each day is a new beginning.
Yesterday is a previous life.
But asked, I obey.

Timeline

3 - 11 Fighting trouble. Locked in school closets.

11 - 13 isms n crazy entered my brain, quit fighting, cousins brothers friends, just to many to fight

15 started drinking, brought home by cops drunk

16 thru 19 doing drugs, all drugs

17 n 18 joined marine corp. 30 days, Max security county jail.

early 19 got married n separated

late 19 met Kathy. been together since the day we met.

By 20 quit drugs n drinking never looked back

Crazy though lasted intensely 11 - 43

43 - 53 Pez years

6 to 7 year hiatus from crazy

50 to 60 crazy returned a bit

43 to present Pez Outlaw years

60 to present much better

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Tuesday, August 9, 2022

Reflection #pezoutlaw

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I can't help reflecting on how things have changed this morning.
For me the 1990s were the Roaring 90s.
Travel and Deals at the drop of a hat.
Money was just a tool and easily obtained.

Deals for $10,000.00 were small ball.
I did that as a baseline once a month.
The deals I sought were for $25,000 n $30,000.
Decisions were made in minutes on handshakes.

Now, well now things are different.
My biggest deal back then was for $1/2 to $3/4 million dollars in one year.
Today getting $3,000.00 is very difficult.
Things sure have changed.

My mind still thinks like the 90s but reality won't cooperate, except here.
I really find it difficult to cope with.
I try to do things the way I used to, but today everybody has to think about it.
Unfortunately my bills are not patient.

These things take time, be patient, it's only been a year.
Maybe for you but I've already been patient for 15 years.
I've been so patient that I think I might loose my mind.
You ever feel that pain inside where need n hope crash against each other like giant waves?

So I try another way because I'm nothing if not resourceful and it too is met with process.
I get it, it's the smart way to decide, even if it's a foreign language to me.
Won't pay for last years hay or buy the hay I need today though.
The clash of the way things are done today verses my needs today is stark.

The world around me is at odds with it's very self.
When I need or want, I must be patient while decisions are made.
When the world needs n wants from me, I must act immediately.
Yeah, that's the fun part isn't it.

I'm told that I need to work on being patient.
I've had some product 15 years waiting for it to sell.
With Pez Outlaw I've been working on it also 15 years now.
To me, I've been very patient.

Patience is very much in the eye of the beholder.
If you've come to something recently, you wish the other party to be patient.
As the other party I've been here for over a decade, I thought that was the definition of patience. 
10yrs is what People get for serious crimes, by that standard I've done hard time. 

Look, I'm not gonna go rouge or anything.
I'm gonna be good n wait, but things get kinda sticky out here some times.
So I write about it.
I keep it vague n abstract so all parties on various fronts don't pop a cork but shit I'm goin nuts.

I know in my heart that all this will pass, it always does.
One day I will be on the other side of this struggle n wish it hadn't gotten to me like it has.
That knowledge helps me maintain optimism.
I just wish that day will come soon.

If I could smoke marijuana I'm sure things would be easier.
I'd just get me a Michigan prescription n relive my youth.
2 problems with that though.
It ain't ditch weed nomore brother n I'd probably go nuts.


I know, short trip, BUD!
Oh yeah n Kathy would skin me alive. 
Reality is this.
I enjoy people who view Notes From The Asylum, but I do this for me. 

I can run around in crazy town only so long.
Then I must poke my head out.
She can't do this alone.
Because that's not fare either. 

I will though make crazy pay if it's the last thing I do. 
On that note we end this group therapy session.
Like AA, My name is Pez Outlaw.
Hello @#$ %^&*!?  



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Saturday, August 6, 2022

Pez Outlaw, Full Moon #pezoutlaw


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If Larry Mason n all of you don't mind, I'm gonna start calling this mini Larry makes. Full Moon Pez Outlaw. It most accurately shows what I devolve into with each Full Moon.

The title of this post is based on the fact that my depression cyles with each Full Moon.
Just does, no idea why.
At some point I hope that I will be able to withdraw when the full moon hits n folks will understand.
During the Full Moon I can not trust my own words. 
I just can't see for myself how what I write comes across.
So silence is best.

I doubt very much that I live in the real world. My guess is that I fabricate a reality that I find more entertaining because reality bites.

Unfortunately when my world dissolves i get depressed by the reality that is left.

I can't tell you the number of times that I've been offered help for "FREE" with my writing in Pez Outlaw etc. I have rejected all offers. My writing style is very purposeful, some is even intentional.
I present my thoughts in the style that I wish them to be viewed in. You either get it or you don't, to me it's the same thing as not everybody is a country music fan.

In conversations about Pez Outlaw as a published book, It has been suggested that I should read some biography's to get an idea of how it's done. Well, here's the bad news, for about 20 years due to my particular mental???? Biographies were all I read. So I understand what a correct Biography looks like.

Let me ask you. Am I Thomas Edison, William Randolph Hearst or Howard Hughes? No, so if I'm going to ask you to spend money n time reading about me, I had better get to the point as to why. Very little of my childhood is of any interest unless it actually is interesting.

Delusion Dissolution. Whatever, Don't care. I love those two words together, they tickle me.
The only reason I write anything is because it pleases, ME! I'm certainly not getting paid to do it in any meaningful way so it better be something I do for pleasure.
 
Of course this is all void if I'm paid n asked to do it there way. What can I say, I'm a whore once I've been paid.



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Thursday, October 7, 2021

Pez Outlaw Goes To Hollywood #pezoutlaw


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The Pez Outlaw Movie/Documentary is finnished.
Now I wait for people to decide who I am.
Character in a TV sitcom, Movie Star, Author, Maybe a even a Historical Figure.
God knows, Like I said people haven't decided.
You'd think 20yrs might be time enough.

Even the littlest of things takes so long.
I'm asked again to show patience, last time that cost me 5yrs.
Problem is, they're livin in young man time.
Me I'm livin in Old man time.

So take your time, I'll be over here a waitin long as I can.
After all, What's another 20yrs, I'll only be 90.

Lately I've been very conflicted, I'm literally having to be two people.
Banging away in the morning about Pez Outlaw.
Great displays of indignation, tweeting, tweeting, tweeting to thousands of views per day.
God, I honestly can't wait for the day that this is all over.

Kathy asked me yesterday. "What are you gonna do when the Pez Outlaw thing is Finished?"
Honey, He was never the Goal, only the means to an end.
My true goal is to just get up every day n work on the farm projects.
That n remove all the debt issues that stifle our lives.

The closer we get to the conclusion of the Pez Outlaw project, The more it seems that I'm able to breathe once again.
20yrs is a very long time to work on a single project.

As focused as I've had to be, some would say 20yrs of tunnel vision.
Whichever, I do pay attention to the world around me.
I worry about some folks who seem to be up against it n wonder how I survived the journey.

The difference I suppose is my farm life n all my animal friends.
Horses, Dogs n now Cats. All with distinct n very demanding personalities.
We interact in a very rich n rewarding way. I get a lot of peace from there friendship.
Dear animal friends pass n another steps forward to fill the void.

Add to that my projects.
I've got years n years of building n landscaping projects that I'm just dying to get going on.
My Life after Pez Outlaw is what I've been waiting my whole life to live.

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In the afternoon my attentions turn completely to the care of the animals.
I feed water n do manure, then we bring horses in n put the day to bed.
I walk alone now doing chores because my buddy Po is gone.
I feel her absence many times each day.

Disposition of horses has been on my mind a lot.
This morning Kathy said Smokey Boy was to riled up in the mornings so she'd walk Marnie Marie out.
That little turd Smokey was a perfect angel for me.
Other peoples kids I guess.

Here's the thing with Dogs n Horses, they are either good or bad at there cores.
A bad horse or dog is a bad horse or dog n what's the point.
A good horse or dog is just untrained.
Good horses n dogs will behave foolishly, throw tantrums n behave carelessly around you.

It's all about intent.
A good horse can accidentally kick you or bang your head with there's but it's just the byproduct of acting up or out.
A bad horse backs up to make sure there kick at you lands as they intended n there's no hope for that, another kind of trainer must teach that horse to submit.
Which means, Bad Horses or Dogs must go down the road.

I no longer deal with bad horses or dogs, my methods have changed.
I can deal with foolish, untrained or scared horses n dogs but not mean.
All respond well to that gentle stream that consistently flows through there lives.
Food, patience and lots of listening n talking to them.

I show up! Every day, day after day, year after year.
I can be counted on, I'm a constant within there lives.
For misbehaving I try desperately not to react n put bad on bad.

I am that immovable object that shows zero fear.
I must n do believe I'm a 10ft 1,000lb gorilla with a kind n patient heart.
I no longer must prove this to them because I now believe it myself.
Hitting, stomping etc is a sign of fear and insecurity.
If you are, you are n you don't have to prove it, the animal can sense it.

I've been taken round n round by a horse but guess what, when they run out of energy there I am still standing next to them.
This is more important than you think n counter to what all trainers will tell you.
Rule #1. If a horse goes wild on you let go.
Screw that, I rope up n we go for 15 or 20 minutes.
I'm done chasing horses down the road.

The girls have a thing where you lay a horse down to show dominance/submission.
I'm here to tell you that if a horse throws a tantrum for 15 minutes n guess what you're still on the other end of that rope when they run out of steam, well that's that n they see how pointless it was.

2 things on that.
I'm 1st talking about a good horse at it's core, a bad horse will kill you, Know The Difference.
If you're even still standing next to a bad horse instead of it being in a trailer headed down the road, you truly are screwed.
2nd is confidence, you can't be pretending that you can do this, that you can't must never even occur to you as a possibility.
A good horse at its core will never go 100% on you, maybe 80%.
A bad horse will immediately go from zero to 100% n that's on you for even keeping that horse around.

Win this test with a horse n it shouldn't come up again.
Before the horse felt alone n freaked out.
After, the horse respects you n will draw on your strength.

Scared horses are a completely nother thing n my specialty.
My first 2 were Roz n Gotcha, my latest is Wheezer.
I take 2 or 3 yrs n tech them to trust me.

Back to this morning and Smokey Boy.
Some animals just have a sense of dignity and goodness within them.
Bull Mastiffs have it and this morning I saw it in Smokey Boy.
The thing that I knew but could never put my finger on is his genuine sense of good, decency and intelligence.

Intelligence example about Smokey Boy.
On another occasion at night Kathy asked me to take him because the horses were all acting out due to wind n extreme cold.
I put his neck rope on then cradled his muzzle in both hands and asked him to be good and settle down for me.
Again he was an Angel, what a kind n decent horse. 

As you can see I've changed which is why I'm so conflicted about having to aggressively push The Pez Outlaw agenda every morning.
I can still do it n I will but it's starting to become very apparent to me that this is no longer who I am.
Please Jesus can this be over soon.

I repeatedly tell you n hollywood that when Pez Outlaw is finished I'm gone.
What does that mean?

My dreams are of carpentry now.
I want to put a 4ft tongue n groove kick wall on the south side of the arena and finally buid proper outdoor pens.
I need to put new roofs on 4 buildings.
Not to mentions a very large amount of dirt sand n gravel work.
These projects alone will take up half year or so.

So the truth is I won't have time anymore fore facebook n twitter.
The idea of that suits me just fine.
I like being Eb (Green Acres Reference) more than being Pez Outlaw.
I'm more than ready to give Pez Outlaw up to the history of Pez.  



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Tuesday, October 5, 2021

Commentary by Bubble's Latoure #pezoutlaw

Bubble's Latoure

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Everything is changing, AGAIN!
Pretty soon you're gonna be able to order toilet paper through your microwave.

But what if I have zero interest in talking to my Microwave or for that matter conversing with any house appliance.
Amazon, Does that make me a backward person?
Appliances should be seen but not heard in my opinion and I sure as hell don't want them tattling on me.

Would I chuck all this modern technology and return to the 1950s if I could?
Yes of course I would, that's why I spent about a year in Hungary in the 1990s.
Stepping back in time was just Ducky.

I miss knobs and switches.
Turn the knob voila it was on, turn the knob and you were on the precise channel.
Not this maze of programs and procedures that only children understand.

And don't get me started about Netflix, Amazon and the thousands of other streaming "channels"?
I wanna just turn on the TV, preferably with a knob, then just watch it.
I still say that if it isn't on regular TV, I'm not interested.

Who says that time travel is impossible?
I've woken up in a time that was supposed to be fun fantasy on TV.
I wanna go back home now.

I miss the simpler days when the only truly great latenight host Johnny Carson was king.
These new guys just aren't funny.

That said yes I achieved every young boys dream, a story about you was in Playboy Magazine.
All of your Dreams though aren't possible.

Pez Outlaw on The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson
I admit that I only partially accept this reality.
That's where the straight jacket and crazy come in.

The Inquisition
I don't know what to think of a life borrowed.
You spoke to the wrong person & went in the wrong direction.

Barbarians at the Gate.
Ill served by Spoon fed wisdom.
Truth is not handed to you, it must be sought.

Speak with clarity as you walk to your execution.
Do so prematurely only hastens the inevitable.
We speak as Nostradamus taught us. 

Morning frustration turns to music for peace.
And people think I'm crazy because I prefer talking to animals.
Humans make a lot of noise, animals speak from there souls.

Yes I talk a lot also.
My intent though is to use stories to build Walls that protect me.

Horse Progress Report, Louise/Weezy/Wild Child is starting to make friendly gestures after a year of patience.

Some days you just move the ball forward an inch or two and accept that that is all you can do.

I tell myself every day.
There will always be limits on what is possible each day, but you still should do everything you can.
You will always wish that you could've done more but you did what you could.
Dreams can at times be painful, irregardless you must still do the work.
Never allow what seems unattainable to impede your efforts.


Over the last 40yrs I've sold a lot of different items, my favorite by far is/was these Alien/UFO umbrellas.
I must have had over 3,000 of these Alien Umbrellas to begin with and sold the last 2,000 of them to a mysterious individual a few months ago.
I will admit that my fondness for these Alien umbrellas caused me to hold back 30 of them for my own amusement.

I have my theory on my mystery man.

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On that subject.
Recently on an episode of Ancient Aliens, the History channel Fridays.
The theory that Asteroids brought initial life to earth was posited.
Further it was suggested that this delivery system by asteroid of life to earth was intentional by life somewhere else in the Universe.

I mean, it's possible I guess.
I can only follow logic here.
Earth after the collision of rock in the Universe was a molten bubbling mass, so obviously all microbes etc were destroyed leaving just a big pure rock when it cooled. 
To me then, initial life in its most basic form did arrive on asteroids that came to earth after this purification process.

There you go the Bubbling Rock Theory.
Was this just an excuse to show a picture of my favorite Alien Umbrellas?
Also, Did you know that the TV show & movie Stargate follows quite close an awful lot of the Ancient Alien Theories.
Both are my favorite TV shows, they make you think.

Is there life besides us in the Universe.
Of course there is, it would be impossible for there not to be.
I've always thought it very egotistical of humans to think that we are the only life forms in the Universe.
The term "Get Over Yourselves" was possibly meant to cover that very question.

I don't know one way or the other about Climate Change, but I do know that that light up in the sky has an expiration date.
One truth comes from that fact, if we want humanity to continue, we gotta get off this rock before that happens. 

Did you ever play Hot Lava when you were a kid?
My personal favorite was to make a raft out of blankets in front of the TV n pretend I was stranded in the ocean.

My computer is so old and slow that it's like swinging a hammer and blacksmithing to do anything on line.



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Thursday, April 8, 2021

Pez Corporate Racism. Relax it's just a headline grabber. #pezoutlaw

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I'm so tired of banging this drum,
Pez Corporation, Will you please just make a Black Santa Claus, so we can be done with this.

Like Buck Owens said, "Santa Looks A Lot Like Daddy".

In The entire 70 year history of Pez Corporation, Pez Outlaw not the company is the only person to release a Black Santa Claus Pez Dispenser n he was hunted down n destroyed for doing it.




Pez Corporation it would be so easy for you to shut me up on this Black Santa Racism thing.
Just call China m tell them to make 100,000 Black Santas this year n mix them in with the white Santa's for Christmas.
Unfortunately I've been saying this very same thing for going on 25yrs now. 

One more time Pez Corporation.
Santa Claus is Black, Hispanic, Japanese, Chinese, etc.
To be literal, it's all about who or what ancestry your daddy or mommy is.
It's such a simple n basic thing, I just don't know how to explain your stubbornness on this.

The Day I released the REJECTED Black Santa Claus is the day I became Pez Outlaw.

Pez Outlaw, Corporate Whistle Blower.
Can I please get Whistle Blower protection as written under Federal Law?

After I release the Black Santa Claus I became the most Hunted, disparaged, maligned person within the Collecting world. Pez Corp had one goal from that day forward, "Destroy Pez Outlaw At All Cost's, No Matter What You Have To Do".

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Racism 

Almost 25yrs later and still no Black Santa has been released by Pez Corp. Make me a Liar Pez Corp, release a Black Santa Clause for Christmas this year. I've made this taunt each year for over a decade now, so far no black santa.

Over half of the worlds population is non white, yet the only Santa Pez Corporation will release is White.

For over 50yrs the only Santa Claus Pez Corporation will release is white. When I released the Pez Corp rejected prototype Black Santa, I an unknown became the most wanted and Hated person on planet Earth by PEZ.
 
Pez Outlaw - SJ Glew, The biggest Pez Dealer in the world for 5 years in the 1990s. Spent more than 2 million dollars buying over 2 million Pez dispensers. Made over 70 trips to Europe buying Pez, paying bribes and smuggling Pez dispensers. Pez Outlaw had a very big impact on an entire line of Pez Corporate product causing the Pez Color War.  Over 20 Pez Dispensers were produced in direct result of Pez Outlaw activities by Pez Corporation. Distribution procedures in place for decades were altered because of Pez Outlaw Activities. Author of Pez Outlaw Diary. pezoutlaw.com
1st one
The Black Santa Pez Dispenser was rejected By Pez Corporation because of racial prejudice. Some of this was Austrian Pez Corporate Racism, some was an interpretation of perceived racism by Pez Austria about the USA. So Black Santa was deemed to offensive by Pez Corporation as a whole.

Black Santa is probably the most historic Pez Dispenser ever made by Pez without corporate approval. Reason being Pez Corporation was scared to death of him. Black Santa was very taboo, way to controversial to exist or do as a Pez Dispenser. For these historical reasons I believe my Black Santas are the rarest & most desirable Pez that exist. There were 3 different versions of my Black Santas. I know the politically correct answer to rarest is Make-A-Face. I disagree. Black Santa is rarest Pez as it was never meant to exist. Like Bubble boy, it was an in house rejection. Unlike Bubble Boy he was never mass produced. Make-A-Face was mass produced. Even Owl MMM was produced in larger numbers than Black Santa. 

Pez Outlaw shot to the most wanted & hated pez dealer after smuggling approximately 30 Black Santa Pez Dispensers into the USA. 

First I want to apologize, I only show you this Repugnant Racist image as proof of Pez Corporate Racism.


The picture below is a drawing of the image used on the top of chocolate pez display boxes in Hungary in the early 1990s.
I sold all the actual header cards for this image. Mary Anne Kennedy has one of them for sure. I think John Devlin has one. This is the image created by an artist for the pins I had made to commemorate Pez Corporations Bigotry.

Like I said the above image of COKO PEZ an African caricature on the box for chocolate pez candy was ok, but a black Santa Pez dispensers was to controversial. I believe the rational was African caricature as mascot for chocolate Pez ok, but a black person as an icon no way.

In the early 1990s the Coko Pez image was absolutely considered acceptable by Pez Europe for Eastern Europe.
 
Sexism 


Below is an Actual 1970 Pez advertisement.

Pez Corporation decided that a good way to sell toys to children was PORNOGRAPHY!
Think I'm kidding, Look at the advertisement below from Pez Corporation.









Pez Outlaw - SJ Glew, The biggest Pez Dealer in the world for 5 years in the 1990s. Spent more than 2 million dollars buying over 2 million Pez dispensers. Made over 70 trips to Europe buying Pez, paying bribes and smuggling Pez dispensers. Pez Outlaw had a very big impact on an entire line of Pez Corporate product causing the Pez Color War.  Over 20 Pez Dispensers were produced in direct result of Pez Outlaw activities by Pez Corporation. Distribution procedures in place for decades were altered because of Pez Outlaw Activities. Author of Pez Outlaw Diary. pezoutlaw.com
The Sex. Actual 1970 Pez advertisement
Only Pez Corporation would approve an
idea to sell Donald Duck Pez with
BOOBs.

The Black-Market Smuggling history of Pez
The Black-Market Smuggling history of Pez Collectibles is a rich and storied one. Embrace that history with me. It was fun & exciting. Half the Pez in collections today come from it.

Yes most of what I did traveling and buying Pez dispensers was technically illegal in those countries. I broke a lot of rules if not actual laws. Why do you think I was so secretive about everything? Why do you think I felt safe after 10 years had passed to write Pez Outlaw Diary? Statute of limitations laws, that's why. An awful lot of fact fudging and little lies were used to get things done. Laws n rules were rearranged if you will allow me to put it in a sunny light. Where do you think the whole Pez Outlaw thing comes from, that I adhered to the straight n narrow?

What I did could not have been done by following the law.  I am also well aware of the fact that a couple individuals I did business with in Europe were caught doing similar things n prosecuted. The nitty gritty of it all is that only each individual person I dealt with and myself know these things and only I know the overall picture. Besides it has been well over ten years and I no longer travel or buy pez dispensers. Also any possible evidence is long gone. Funny thing is, it was when I tried going legit, buying legally from Pez Austria in 1998 that things went south. The irony does not escape me.

Did all the money go to Pez corp, sometimes but it was rare. Did some steal the product, yes I believe they did. Most odd color variation in pez collections today did not have corporate approval to be sold. Even the black Santa Pez dispensers were technically stolen as pez corp did not and never would have allowed there release. So technically every pez color variation not mass produced for sale by pez corp is a stolen pez dispenser. As are many rare pez dispensers still sold today. When a guy makes a special Pez dispenser and sells it into the pez hobby it is a stolen item. When someone finds or found a group or boxes of no feet pez dispensers and sells them to pez dealers. Do you think pez corporate sanctioned it, not very likely. One individual high up maybe, but it was not a Haas decision so it was stolen.

Pez corp has always been a funny company. Pez USA was owned by Pez Austria through a drop box for years n may still be. The company itself and many high up people have been doing a lot of dicey things for about 30 years. So many people who operate pez injection molding machines, manage pez injection facilities, run pez warehouses, head pez division or at corp have done hinky things that nobody says anything. Enough people have sold pez dispensers without corporate approval that nobody wanted to legally open that can of worms. Yes some small fish are fired or pursued, but not anyone who knows where the bodies are buried. It is usually handled in different ways. As Scott was handle for becoming to powerful and hacking them off. 

The company itself has done some pretty dicey things. The heck you say. Well for example the original King Louie, Balloo, Mowgli, Dalmation, Pooh, Thumper, Chip, Wyle, Road Runner, Merlin & Dumbo Pez dispensers. The company quit production for America so they stopped paying royalties for the characters. What you may not know is when copyrights are not renewed a brief limited window exists for the remaining production to be sold. Well these Pez dispensers were sold for years in areas east of Austria, and years later I was sold some very fresh inventory of Dumbo and Road Runner Pez dispensers. 

For those of us who bought pez dispensers in this gray complicated world, It's figured we will keep the secrets because if we don't we will be cut off, no more soup for you. By the very nature of what I was doing, it would have been more of a surprise if everybody I dealt with had been upright and honest. 

Some were good honest people, like everybody in Slovenia. When I bought there, payment was made by deposit in the pez corporate account.

You see several factors work against honesty and good behavior. Always cash only cash, so it is a cash business with very few records kept. The huge amounts of cash we are talking about, over the aprox 20 years this has been going on it has to be millions. My contribution in the worldwide black market of pez dispensers alone was in excess of 3/4 Million dollars and depending how you look at it is roughly 2 million dollars. 

S
ignificant portions of any sizable Pez collection were illegally obtained. 

After Pez Outlaw, I intend to retire.





Pez Corporate Fraud, Pez Color War, Restitution.


Wednesday, April 7, 2021

Welcome To The Circus #pezoutlaw

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It's My Story.

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I refuse to take the well worn path
Words spoken in unison, without reflection

Truth is hidden, not given
Deciphering the riddle takes a lifetime

Do I exist in your reality?  
Validation of a life lived.

3 days of intensity and sorrow.
Then we hide from the inevitable.

We rejoin our tribes and ignore truth.
Hate, greed and self involvement return.

The only truth is kindness.
The gift we can truly give each other is love.

Ignore the words that wake the demon within.
Anger is hard to recapture once released.

Wave at your neighbor as they drive by.
The warmth of the gesture cost you nothing.

You already know what you believe.
Don't use it as a cudgel on others.

Say you're sorry, without hesitation.
Be quick to extend your hand to others.

No one ever laid dying wishing that they had been meaner to others.
Words spoken in silence to ears that cannot hear. 

How is it that we can't see the obviousness of the truth?
Do we use the illusion to avoid the reality?

If I passionately obsess about the unimportant.
Will I escape my fear?

Welcome to the circus of life.
These are not my monkeys.




3:30 am

I wake or should I say come to in the middle of a dark woods, no idea where I'm at and no idea how I ended up there.

This was my very complicated dream last night.
The whole thing took place in a Mall and woods next it.
There were people in red, yellow and purple jumps suits, that seemed to be at the core of the dilemma I found myself in.
It didn't take long to figure out that the people in the purple jump suits/coveralls were in charge.

After I came to I noticed that there were about 11 others around me waking up one by one.
None had any idea where we were or how they got here.
We set out on foot towards the lit up Mall we saw just a bit the other side of the woods we were in.

When we got to the Mall we realized that it was actually a processing facility with hundred of other people, all unconscious being processed for transport to, hell knows where.
As we approached the facility most of us were recaptured by the people in red jumpsuits.
After capture they were sedated again and readied for transport.

Somehow I managed to get a purple jump suit and started moving around trying to figure out what was going on.  
The only other part of this dream I remember is another guy in a purple jump suit leading me into a clear liquid that you could breath in after being totally submerged.

Conveyor belts with hundreds of unconscious people on them, head somewhere.
I pulled the plug on this dream about here, so what was going on is as big a mystery to me as it is to you.

Weird Dream Huh.
Wonder what a person who interprets your dreams would make of this one?
My experience is that dreams never give you answers, they just show you stuff.

Yeah sure this was a keeper of a dream, but I do have another that competes with it pretty good.

Over 20 years ago while at the Raba Hotel in Hungary I had this dream or dream like state.
Well actually 2, You pick.

1. The first one was astral projection where I left my room on the 3rd floor and shot like a light ray into outer space.
That's it for the first one, I shot into space, can't remember if I came back to Earth or not.

2. The second dream I had in my 3rd floor room in Gyor Hungary.
In the dream I realized that there were special places on Earth where the fabric between realities was thinner than everywhere else.
One of these places where you could cross over into a parallel dimension was my 3rd floor room on the Northwest corner of the Raba Hotel in Gyor Hungary.
During this dream I did cross over to the other dimension to another reality very similar to ours but with a few differences.

Yes I also fly at times in my dreams, though not as often as I'd like.



After Pez Outlaw, I intend to retire.





Pez Corporate Fraud, Pez Color War, Restitution.