Wednesday, December 6, 2017

Pez Outlaw, OOOH! Shiny Object #pezoutlaw

Please Watch My Emmy Winning Movie, The Pez Outlaw on Amazon Prime & Peacock. 100% on Rotten Tomatoes. Best actor at SXSW.

It's My Story.


A thing created for someone-else's agenda can be recycled.
I'm all about reuse n re-purpose.

Something does not have to be likely to be possible.
I find I'm at my lowest when I lose faith in the possible.

I don't care how outlandish or probable something is if it gives me hope.
I just need something, anything to dream about.

Also, things are rarely what they appear to be at face value.
Sometimes something that very clearly appears to be a specific thing with a defined purpose has a completely different purpose n use.

That's not to say that it wouldn't be lovely if it's principle purpose came true, it's just that that wasn't it's true intent.


Misdirection

Is it that I'm rarely certain of exactly what I'm doing or why.
Or nothing is what it appears to be on the surface.

Are there agendas under the stated agenda.
When I'm talking to bob am I really talking to someone else I know is reading this.
In short, Am I the alligator?

Nothing I ever say is meant for just one ear or interpretation.
Let alone meant for only one outcome.

Only one thing is certain, and even that is not the stated subject.
The stated subject is simply the means to the true goal.
None of which are celebrity. 
Celebrity meaning the success of Pez Outlaw is just a means to an end.

The commonly held belief for the outcome of Pez Outlaw is a ruse.
That which others would roll like Preashus Pup over is not at all the goal.
To be honest the realistic win of that scenario does not cover the tab. 
For the goal/bill to be actually achieved takes a domino effect.

Pez Outlaw will go on to whatever future or mark he makes, but he n I will part ways once my true goals are achieved.

I've been speaking in riddles for so long now that at times even I'm uncertain.
Clarity seems to be a rare commodity in a world that demands it.

Some things in my personal life have clarity.
That would be the farm and what is expected of me by my employers, the horses n dogs.

Other things like Pez Outlaw not so much.
I have no idea what's going on at the moment with Pez Outlaw, I'm definitely not in the loop.
Truth be told I know less every day.

My dream is to just walk away?
Clear the racks, load the bin.
And never look back. 

Operating on autopilot.
Endless stream of Zero's.
No emotion, no investment.

Crazy isn't all it's cracked up to be.

For the record. Have you ever tried to argue with a computer.
The most ridiculous things are required just because the algorithm says so. 
Stupidity is irrelevant. You just comply n swallow the absurdity. 
You can not win an argument with a computer, they are cold and unfeeling.
Like a good little drone you answer stupid til the computer says you can go. 
Roughly 100 times today. 

OOOOH! Gotta Go, I see something shiny over there.
Swear to God, sometime I think my real name is Ricochet Rabbit.

One last thing.
Alexa?
Please explain to me why I'm voluntarily bugging my own home? 

After Pez Outlaw I hope to retire n just work on the farm taking care of the horses, because the horses n the dogs are my friends.
new profile pic captures my essence


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Tuesday, November 28, 2017

Pez Outlaw, I Humbly Submit #pezoutlaw

Please Watch My Emmy Winning Movie, The Pez Outlaw on Amazon Prime & Peacock. 100% on Rotten Tomatoes. Best actor at SXSW.

It's My Story.


Like you have a clue about being humble.

Americans are angry. Oh pushaw. 
No way, tell me it ain't so.

So what are or who are Americans angry at?
Government, what else is new?
Big corporations n the extremely rich. 
OK lets play with that one.

You knew this was probably gonna be about Pez Outlaw, Didn't ya.
I feel that the Pez Outlaw story is a perfect fit to the times n public sentiment.
After all Pez Outlaw is about an individual taking on a major International Corporation.
Pez outlaw is about the American dream, having an idea n pushing it to success.
Pez Outlaw is about Earning each dollar one by one not having wealth handed to you or earning 300 times your employees.
Pez Outlaw is about refusing to knuckle under to powerful forces.
Pez Outlaw is about Fighting n never giving up.

People are angry at Big Corporations, Why not give them a story that encapsulates that anger n fight?
Pez Outlaw is a story of it's time that everybody will be able to relate to.
When people watch Pez Outlaw on the big screen they will be rooting for him to win.
Knowing in there hearts that the very movie they are watching is the proof of his victory.

I've always felt that a lot of movies n TV shows fail because your customers, the viewers don't like, care or empathize with your character.
People are going to like Pez Outlaw, they are going to be entertained by his adventure.
People will respect his fight.

Add to that that Pez Outlaw is a quirky nutty, some would say crazy guy.
Honestly I do not see how the Pez Outlaw story could miss in today's mood.
I've been working for 15 years, for just this moment in time.
My chance to tell the Pez Outlaw story to America.

To me this is the story of a very average middle class person who tried to achieve the American dream. 
I finally figured out how to say this.
Yes I earned 4.5 million dollars in 11 years on a $4,000.00 investment, but in the end I lost $250,000.00 on a half million dollar investment that should have yielded a million, minimum.
I almost lost everything including my home.
The way back was 15 long years.
Here's the thing.
I once heard that you should be careful about the enemies you make because you will most likely see them again on your way down. I made enemies in my journey but Scott McWhinnie was the biggest. 

Scott McWhinnie was the President of Pez USA in the 1990s n he hated me with every fiber of his being.
Scott hated me so much that he matched my bet.
1 million dollars now on the table Scott McWhinnie raise my bet with his Presidency.
When our cards were laid on the table, we both lost. 
Our little game had made Scott vulnerable n he had enemies also.

How does one little farmer from Michigan create so much very personal hatred from a BIG CORPORATION?
Well boys n girls that's precisely our story.
The fight that unfolded over the next 3 years between the farmer n the President of Pez Corporation is our story.
The 15 years of work n refusing to give up that followed that fight is our story. 
Pez Outlaw, Pez Outlaw Diary n Notes From The Asylum is our story.
Jeff's Pez Outlaw story in April 2015 Playboy is our story.
Hollywoods interest in the Pez Outlaw is our story.

This is a truly American story, one that the American people have been waiting for.
Pez Outlaw is a story of n for our time.

Thank you for reading.
Pez Outlaw

If you are a book publisher n you've been amused by Notes From The Asylum, don't worry I've got a real writer Jeff Maysh ready to go. 



After Pez Outlaw, I intend to retire.
new profile pic captures my essence





Pez Outlaw Diary

Pez Outlaw, Machiavellian #pezoutlaw

Please Watch My Emmy Winning Movie, The Pez Outlaw on Amazon Prime & Peacock. 100% on Rotten Tomatoes. Best actor at SXSW.

It's My Story.


When I was a child all was well hidden. I long for the days of ignorance.

Today we are told what we see playing out before our very eyes is actually an illusion.

At first blush we think, oh how cool n refreshing, then we are made privy to the Machiavellian reasons behind it.

Personally I preferred ignorance, enlightenment is so disillusioning.

I wish this was about just one thing but it seems to be happening over n over, the norm.

What is the world coming to when reality is a fictitious play.

The care to detail n complexity of the deceit that is passing as reality is frightening.

I always knew I did not know what was going on behind the curtain, now though the play is being put on in public.

Innocence was bliss.



After Pez Outlaw, I intend to retire.
new profile pic captures my essence





Pez Outlaw Diary

Monday, November 27, 2017

Pez Outlaw, Above Standard #pezoutlaw

Please Watch My Emmy Winning Movie, The Pez Outlaw on Amazon Prime & Peacock. 100% on Rotten Tomatoes. Best actor at SXSW.

It's My Story.


Is a performance level of above standard actually a good thing?
Sets a pretty low bar, don't you think.

Seems to me that it's saying. 
At the level of acceptable behavior, you buddy are a notch above.

Am I to be proud of just being a tad above standard?
I suppose it beats mediocre.

I think I just got a trophy for showing up.

Hey Mom, aren't you proud of me now. I'm above standard.

My excitement at receiving this rating prompts me to tell the world, you too are all Above Standard.

Thank you ebay. I'm just so proud.

While we're on the subject of being Above Standard.
For the life of me I do not understand or know how to use instagram.
Seems like you just get a handle on one thing n they invent a new thing to confuse the hell outa you.


After Pez Outlaw, I intend to retire.
new profile pic captures my essence





Pez Outlaw Diary

Not Pissing People Off? You're Doing It Wrong.#pezoutlaw

Please Watch My Emmy Winning Movie, The Pez Outlaw on Amazon Prime & Peacock. 100% on Rotten Tomatoes. Best actor at SXSW.

It's My Story.


I seem to have a talent for pissing people off.
I think pissing people off is my superpower.

I could not possibly count the number of of people I have pissed off getting Pez Outlaw this far.

People I did business with that were screwing me that are now pissed that I'm talking.


Old Scott McWhinnie Pez Corporation because I exploited there weakness.

New Pez Corporation because I won't stop telling the story.

I've also pissed off about half of the Pez collecting community with my story and methods of promoting it. 

I'm relentless on facebook n twitter.
I state my case for Pez outlaw in very bold terms.
Neither is gonna gain me favor with people in general.

People want a humble Hero.
Problem is, I started from scratch building n writing the Pez Outlaw story.
Nobody was going to tell the Pez Outlaw story or promote it if I didn't. 
Now people are interested but that took 20 years of work.
So why do I keep promoting now?
I will stop running only after we actually cross the finish line.
After 20 years I do not know any other way.


I love that phase "bend the cost curve".
Somehow I think some iteration of that nonsense could be applied to how n why those that try to control me get so frustrated.

Every since I was a child people have thought that they could handle or control me.
Often by exerting pressure over me.
It never works.

What my fr-enemies have never understood is.
Everybody is not everybody else.
The fact that some of us are just to stupid to realize we can not beat you and it becomes a war of attrition n who will fight the longest. 
The war in Afghanistan is the longest war in American history, 18 years.
I've been fighting Pez Corporation for 20 years.

Once you take everything from someone they have only 2 options, curl up n die or fight with no holds barred. 
It's like knowing you are inches from dead so why not everything you can to fight your way back.

Someone who has Parkinson's told me "I'm trying to outrun it", after I said how hard they worked day in day out.

In essence. When you have nothing to lose, you are liberated because you have nothing to lose.
That's the problem when you take almost everything someone has. What they have left is outrage n anger.

When the name Pez Outlaw is "famous" I want you all to know I/he would not be here without Kathryn Ann's love that kept me alive.
Above everything else, she is what matters to me.
The rest of the world, EHHH! Kathryn Ann, YES MAM. 
I try my hardest never to Piss her off. not good. not good.


 

After Pez Outlaw, I intend to retire.
new profile pic captures my essence





Pez Outlaw Diary

Tuesday, September 5, 2017

Pez Outlaw, Stumpin #pezoutlaw

 

Please Watch My Emmy Winning Movie, The Pez Outlaw on Amazon Prime & Peacock. 100% on Rotten Tomatoes. Best actor at SXSW.

It's My Story.


Unless you have a Bulldozer Stumpin is a very primal battle for a man, that always extracts it toll.

That toll taken by Tree Stumps is on the tools; tractor, chain saw, saws all, shovels, axes n your body.

Stumpen is what men call it. It consists of removing the last stubborn remnants of a tree in your yard or pasture.

Why men take this Narelled, stubborn nemeses so personally, like the fight of the century is something that I cannot explain. It's just one of those things that is.

A man will go after a tree stump with total abandon. I've destroyed chain saws, Bent Tractors n abused pickup trucks stumpin.

At 69yrs old though I recently felt that toll on my body most of all. The blisters are the evidence that are visible toll, What you couldn't see was how pained my body was for the next 3-4 days. I had pain even trying to sit down.

Here's the thing about stumpin though. While in the fight you are so determined that you rarely see or feel the damage you are doing. Which is why I ask the question. What is the primal nature of Stumpin to a man that pushes him beyond all reason?

There is hope though for the next generation. Even though I carry my father when it come to stumpin, my son Joshua has a more enlighten view, proving that we men can actually evolve. Joshua just shook his head n showed up the next day with an invention of Laurie's brother. A whirling attachment on the back of his tractor that just chewed those stumps up 4 inches below ground level.

When I took Joshua down to Cindy's for my latest battle with a tree stump he gave it 20 minutes with his saw, then took me aside n said NO! You need to get a Dozer n do this one right.

I accept that I'm a Dinosaur carrying my fathers ways toward physical labor n that times are a changing with the next generation, but I will miss the battle of one man against the impossible. A battle where shear strength n determination wins the day.

Stumpin takes the piss out of a man n that's a good thing. Everything that upsets him or brings on rage n anger melts away after stumpin. Men need that release.

I realize that I talk of men in the old ways. I understand that that's not popular now. A young Amish wife recently gave my daughter some advice. I know you can do it, but let the men do it, they need it.

Tuesday, August 22, 2017

Pez Outlaw, Proof Of Life #pezoutlaw

Please Watch My Emmy Winning Movie, The Pez Outlaw on Amazon Prime & Peacock. 100% on Rotten Tomatoes. Best actor at SXSW.

It's My Story.

The Detroit News Story about The Pez Outlaw

I have to wonder if that isn't really what this is all about. 

An effort to prove that I was here.

The Pez Outlaw Movie Streaming.
Itunes n anywhere that you buy/rent movies.
Oct 21.
I think that I got that right
This is just the beginning.