Wednesday, January 4, 2017

Pez Outlaw, Elasticity of Reality #pezoutlaw

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It's My Story.



Due to budgetery restrictions all I can afford is this pic of Gabby Hayes King of Sidekicks #pezoutlaw #hollywoo..

How do you fit dreams into reality?
You try to describe them n come off as a nitwit.
My dogs listen, but real people merely indulge.

 The problem with fitting dreams into reality are many.
For one it would appear that my mind will change architecture to fit the story.
Need a car to drive through a house, well jettison basements n foundations.

Of course once awake you find it troubling that the neighbors basement was omitted.
Let alone that your dream had them living west of you when in reality they live east.
Oh yeah n the neighbor was 20 years younger.
Seriously, Who Writes This Shit?

Next thing is people keep changing in my dreams.
After the car drove through the neighbors house a tall guy with short hair was standing there.
Wait just a damn minute, dream or not I'm putting my foot down.
This dream needs a rewrite.

In my dream I did just that, I called shenanigans.
The driver had long curly brown hair.
Where's that guy n who's in charge of continuity in this dream.

Immediately I told the tall guy with short hair to step over there.
My instincts in the dream were to call Kathy n tell her to bring Billy Dog.
Problem, even in the dream I knew I don't carry a phone, Time for the squiggle in the palm of my hand to the neighbor. (a gesture meant to tell someone to call someone)

Billy n I were gonna hunt down the person with long curly brown hair.
Surely they couldna got far n Billy was just the dog for the job.
Billy doesn't get a lot of respect for talents I see, But me I believe in me I believe in Billy Dog n we were goin huntin. 

So what, she ate a can of catfood again. 
It was worth it, Billy Dog says she'll do the time.
When young I also thought some things were worth the punishment.

That's when I woke up.
The dream had to many inconsistencies, my head was about to explode.
That's the problem with vivid just one more dream before I wake scenarios.   

Look I don't write this shit, I only report the dreams. 

For the record I also fly in my dreams, usually only 10 to 20 feet up.
Once though I shot like a bat outa hell into space.
That one was weird.

Also, if a dream bothers me, my character in every dream knows he can exit at will by just closing his eyes really tight.

Well, that's that.
See you all at nightfall.


My Hat's not Silly, It's Science.




 I've been thinking a lot lately about reality and the myth/urban legend of Pez Outlaw.
The thought that my willpower can make Pez Outlaw whatever I want him to be.
That through determination and work I can affect the outcome of what's already in motion.
It's not enough to hook the fish, you actually have to get it into the boat n to the table for eating.

 I have big dreams for Pez Outlaw, I need to work every day to see those dreams become reality.
I believe that I can influence the outcome.

 What Pez Corporation is missing in all of this is, the perspective.
Who n What people perceive Pez Outlaw to be.
Daily I try to shape that perception.
In the end Pez Outlaw will be what people believe him to be, not a historical set of facts.

 My goal is to help shape that persona.
I want Pez Outlaw to be about the struggle, the fight, the will power, the refusal to give up or give in.
It would be really cool if Pez Outlaw gave people hope, made them believe that you the little people could actually stand up for yourselves n win.
That money and power could be beaten by nothing more than your mind.

 Call me crazy but I do believe that I can shape my reality with my mind, determination, the Internet and time.

 Pez Corporation you are missing the point and that point is perception.
I refuse to accept the reality of Pez Corp the behemoth international all powerful colossus.
You Pez Corp are nothing more than a player in my story and I'm The writer of that story.

 Very soon Pez Corp you will understand why Scott McWhinnie became so obsessed with Pez Outlaw. You will find an affinity with why Pez Outlaw drove Scott McWhinnie NUTS and made him do irrational things.

One final thought. 
Anybody from Pez Corporation could stand right in front of me today n I'd have no idea who they are.
I guarantee you that they all know who Pez Outlaw is. See what I mean, perspective.
It's the same as the old days when the Austrian executive saw me in Ormoz Slovenia n said "I Know Who You Are". Then abruptly turned n scurried off to the nearest land line.

I can write this because what, am I afraid you might think I'm crazy.
Look around you, we're in the Asylum.

After Pez Outlaw, I intend to retire.
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Tuesday, January 3, 2017

Pez Outlaw, High Functioning Schizophrenic #pezoutlaw

Please Watch My Emmy Winning Movie, The Pez Outlaw on Amazon Prime & Peacock. 100% on Rotten Tomatoes. Best actor at SXSW.

It's My Story.


The 1st person to label me as Schizophrenic was the Navy Doctor in 1969, but once they broke it Did they offer any help. No!
2nd there are the voices, n here I thought everybody heard them. Solution, I put someone in charge of them all. Now it's his problem.
3rd TV, Oh Lovely TV. Drug commercial talked about if you see patterns n shapes in random patterns. Here I thought it was something cool n unique, special if you will.

Screw them all, I decided that it's a gift. I embrace my unique ability to think outside the box. I can't even find that box. Yes my failures are quite spectacular but the wins are worth it.

Crazy But Prolific

I've been tossing this one around in my head for a week now. Mostly the title n wondering how I get there from the title. He's Crazy But Damn Is He Prolific.

 The easy answer is that crazy is the gift that just keeps giving.
A bottomless pit of...........

 I get some of my best ideas in the bathroom. The shower is my dream space.

 You'd think writing 3 to 4 of these a day would be impossible, but so far they seem to just pour out.

 Do I care if these posts only amuse or tickle me? No.

 I do this to occupy my mind to keep it engage n from turning to mush.
If people like my posts, BONUS. So far indications are that people do.
15,000 views of Notes From The Asylum in the last 30 days.

 Mentally I checked into this, Notes From The Asylum, to keep me from tinkering anymore with Pez Outlaw Diary.

 Figuratively I'm in the waiting room on a decade long project. Notes From The Asylum are my doodles while I wait. It could be a year n a half. So I'm trying to make myself comfortable with the schedule.

Here's what happened.
At a point I realized that it was greedy of me to keep all this lovely crazy for myself.
What kind of person would I be if I was not willing to share.
So I created Notes From The Asylum to invite you all to share in my bounty.
To do otherwise would be to act like a 1%er of crazy.

 It's only fare that I share.
After all we live in the new sharing society.

 Did anyone else see that?
The picture at the top of this page just moved.
Dial It Up

Crazy is my business.

The only thing I was told when events set in motion was. Dial It Up.
I'm not sure that they realized exactly what there request was about to unleash.

 Shortly after that statement I created Notes From The Asylum.
To date the most viewed endeavor I have ever started at as today 70,000 views in 4 months.
In my little world very big numbers.

 I was just reading something about someone who took on a rich n powerful entity.
My immediate thought was, Oh my that would be a very rough go indeed.
Then the irony washed over me, right I have been doing that for over 2 decades.
One big difference though, the actress who was up against a rich n powerful entity had one huge disadvantage, she is a sane person. So things bother her and the rules can get in her way.
In a lot of ways being crazy gives me an edge, because I don't care what anybody thinks of me.
My only focus or concern is on the goal.
So Pez Corp. I hope you brought lots n  lots of crayons.

Like Sheldon TV has always been a friend, a refuge at the end of the day.
Unfortunately, TV of late has not been able to compete with my imagination on quality.

I Am Pez Outlaw, Crazy is the Brand. #pezoutlaw #hollywood
How am I doing guys? No, not you, THEM. 
Are you getting your money's worth? 
500. OK, I'm done for now. 
It's not a test, your not supposed to understand at least half of it. 






An alphabet soup of crazy, like pin the tail on the donkey, let's just pick one.

 9 out of 10 Doctors agree, Schizophrenic.

What this means is that I select the personalities in my group and that I can expel personalities that annoy me.

 Unfortunately once I expel a personality from my group I can no longer control it.

 Now if this had a cute Minion image next to it, everybody would think it was funny.



After Pez Outlaw, I intend to retire.
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Pez Outlaw, Wormy Turny #pezoutlaw

Please Watch My Emmy Winning Movie, The Pez Outlaw on Amazon Prime & Peacock. 100% on Rotten Tomatoes. Best actor at SXSW.

It's My Story.


I'm hoping 2024 will have exciting news for the Pez Outlaw Story. 
I will tell you what I can if and when ???? says it's OK.
Anyway, Here's hoping.

 Can't let this slide.
Another darn free horse arrived yesterday making the count 19 horses on the farm.
Seriously, enough already.
I'm going through 9 to 10 bales of hay per day, minimum.
At this rate the 25 to 2700 bales we bought will run out very early spring n we will be buying more.

 I love the horses n I get it that our farm is a desired place for someone to place there horse.
But anybody else wanna start taking some of these free horses?
My New Years wish is, NO MORE FREE HORSES.

Since I got my tractor back from repairs I've been playing in Mudd.
As much as 18 inches at times.
Manure waits for no man.
19 horses create a lot of manure.

 I'm heading out early today, yes to play in the mud.
I put the snow chains on the front tires.
No snow so far but a big help in mud.

Have a really wonderful New Year, we all deserve one.
I'll try to get us off on a good foot by starting the New Year playing in the mud. 

promted by advert on facebook.
What part of work boot asks for or needs the word Stylish.
My work boots are covered in a thick layer of mud. That's Stylish. 
Kathy washed my work coat, next day covered in mud again. 
I've also gone through 4 pair of jeans in 4 days, casualties of mud war.
Good times spanking around in mud making snow/mud angels, Good times.
Gotta go, Time To Get Muddy. 

One last thing. I get tweets from Fortune Wealth types trying to reach out to me about success.
Kinda crazy, guys in suits trying to connect with a guy that plays in mud.
I'm Just Saying, weird huh. Yeah I'll be sending you money straight away, NO! n HELL NO!
Possibly the only guy you know that thinks getting bolt cutters and a truck load of bank run/dirt for Christmas is really cool.

I was going to make this post a long deal about my pet peeves.
One problem with that, not that much is really bothering me as we sit down together today.
I seem to be in a pretty good place right now.

 Mind you that I'm in a fare mood is fighting the odds, because last night was a big ole full moon.
Usually my old friend depression seems to show up with the full moon each month.
I did a quick internal check n nope I'm OK.

 This has been a pretty good year, all in all.
Pez Outlaw had a story in the April Playboy.
I haven't that I know of done anything to make anybody really hate me. PEZ?

 The coming year holds much promise.


Pet Peeve
I'll give 110% or 1000%.
Start with the obvious, IT"S IMPOSSIBLE.
Even if you work 10 hours a day, at best you are giving 50% of your days efforts.

After Pez Outlaw, I intend to retire.
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