ebay link to Pez Outlaw Collectibles.
I have limited out the last 3 days tweeting on twitter. You still see a fraction of my work promoting Pez Outlaw. When not if, there is a Pez Outlaw Movie etc. This, This is how it was done. RELENTLESSLY!
There is no room for embarrassment or humility when you are promoting a project.
Notes From The Asylum now has over 1 million 450 thousand views.
Please understand that When I talk about Pez Outlaw, I'm not talking about me.
he, Pez Outlaw lived from approximately 1992 to 2002 or 2005.
My life is completely separate from his.
I'm simply the caretaker of the Pez Outlaw Legacy, nothing more.
opening shot
an 8 year
old child, (1959) Pez Outlaw being
dragged to, then pushed into the
classroom closet at the Maple Grove Elementary school. Darkness, then
the door opens revealing Pez Outlaw 10 years later in solitary
confinement county jail Ohio.
She Whispered, "Kolinska" With that one word, Kolinska, a decade long Fairy-tale that changed my life began.
1994 Flight to Ljubljana. After waiting all night on benches in a small corner of the Vienna airport finally it was time to board. We walk out onto the airstrip & are directed to board Sky Kings plane.
Pilot copilot & 4 seats for passengers. One of the seats occupied by the overweight male stewardess handing out sandwiches from Rubbermaid containers. This did not look good. The flight turned out to be quite similar to a ride on a scary roller coaster with the male stewardess in your lap more than his own seat. Something to do with flying over the Alps in winter in a small plane, wind currents, downdrafts & low altitudes. We drove clown cars down through the mountains after that. The single most beautiful drive you will ever take is a winter drive from Vienna to Ljubljana through the mountains. The air is crisp & clean. The scenery unmatched anywhere in all my travels. Whenever I think of the most beautiful sights I have ever seen it is that drive in winter. Though driving clown cars through serious mountains can be a harrowing experience.
see C3.She Whispered, "Kolinska" #pezoutlaw #hollywood... for the rest of this story
Wardrobe. Me in my Trench Coat n Midnight Blue Velour Track Suit, clutching a paper towel in my left hand for security, true story. On the flight from the US to Europe I would not let the Flight Attendants take my coat as I did not trust anybody.
Sitting in my seat on that flight to Slovenia, I began wondering how I ended up here, sure I was about to die. The whispered word "Kolinska" that led me to that moment in time. From 1970 to 1990 I had been an accumulator of things old, from 1990 to 1994 I started doing antique n toy shows as a seller. During 1993 I started selling Pez from Canada, which led to the decade that changed my life's direction forever. All the previous was reflection while sitting on this plane ride from Hell, from here the adventure begins.
The story unfolds.
Reality TV pales in comparison to the life I lived for 11 years. Hungary - 700,000 Pez Smuggled. Pez Outlaw
Spies, Black market deals, smuggling and Bribery.
Final shot.
As the credits roll show a backshot of Pez Outlaw today sitting on set in the dark watching his life being made into a Hollywood Movie.
To me this is the money shot, telling the audience that after all that they just watched HE WON.
Life is hard n people need the encouragement of seeing that if you stick with it n believe in yourself, you actually can succeed.
Box Office receipts weren't so great this past summer, What You Got To Lose by telling a middle class story of hope n dreams rewarded?
After Pez Outlaw, I intend to retire.
Pez Outlaw Diary
Please Watch My Emmy Winning Movie, The Pez Outlaw on Amazon Prime & Peacock. 100% on Rotten Tomatoes. Best actor at SXSW.
It's My Story.
1954-55 Drive In Headliner "Attack of the Killer Ants"
In the beginning, all was unknown.
What we knew, was accepted.
The hated future, not contemplated.
Once revealed, the lines were drawn.
My friend warned me of the peril.
I thought I heeded his advice.
My stance was tempered.
Could the hatred be that strong?
Was I to blind to see it?
I refuse to mouth the words agreed upon.
All fall in line or are shunned.
Did I choose to late?
Was the warning only for me?
Is it even possible to correct the past?
I just don't care anymore.
My world is small, my needs are few.
Pez Outlaw, Do you finally understand how this works?
Pez Outlaw
************
Has the life of Pez Outlaw reached the point where his adventures are now being retold as urban legend?
In my mind we went in that Baby Blue Ford Station Wagon.
A Shrink would have a Field Day with this one, you know analizing the picture.
I dream of these simpler times.
Don't it just figure that the day I finally get to take the tour at the Pez Visitors Center, a Giant Radioactive Ant shows up. What are the odds.
Of course a Giant Irradiated Ant would go to the Pez Candy Company (sugar draws ants), it's just a coincidence that they came the day I was visiting..
Where else would Giant Ants go, The Morton Salt Company, I think not.
Little known fact, Salt disorientates ants, we had the beginnings of an ant infestation (I dislodged them in my roofing project), anyway we poured salt on counter top in there path.
Supernatural, Salt wards of demons Ghosts etc. circle of salt, salt doors n windows, so I thought why not ants.
Well it worked n I pretended that of course, I knew it would. NOT A CLUE Really, but I take wins where I can get them.
Oh Yeah I stepped on the punch line. The salt worked n it was bizarre, most of the ants just froze once they crossed into my created salt flats.
My guess is scout ants lay sent for the rest to follow, salt removed the trail disorientating those who followed.
When reports back to the colony were no survivors, signs were put up DANGER AHEAD, like the one Josh n I saw in Slovenia cocerning Croatia.
Pop Pez, how about a line of 1950s B movie classic pez dispensers.
All the irradiated critters that were gonna kill us in the 50s.
There was Tobar, giant ant, giant spiders, giant leeches, The Terror Of Tiny Town, Plan 9 from outer space, The Fly, Voodoo Women, & Aliens n spaceships / flying saucers.
A Shrink would have a Field Day with this one, you know analizing the picture.
I dream of these simpler times.
Don't it just figure that the day I finally get to take the tour at the Pez Visitors Center, a Giant Radioactive Ant shows up. What are the odds.
Where else would Giant Ants go, The Morton Salt Company, I think not.
Little known fact, Salt disorientates ants, we had the beginnings of an ant infestation (I dislodged them in my roofing project), anyway we poured salt on counter top in there path.
Supernatural, Salt wards of demons Ghosts etc. circle of salt, salt doors n windows, so I thought why not ants.
Well it worked n I pretended that of course, I knew it would. NOT A CLUE Really, but I take wins where I can get them.
Oh Yeah I stepped on the punch line. The salt worked n it was bizarre, most of the ants just froze once they crossed into my created salt flats.
My guess is scout ants lay sent for the rest to follow, salt removed the trail disorientating those who followed.
When reports back to the colony were no survivors, signs were put up DANGER AHEAD, like the one Josh n I saw in Slovenia cocerning Croatia.
Pop Pez, how about a line of 1950s B movie classic pez dispensers.
All the irradiated critters that were gonna kill us in the 50s.
There was Tobar, giant ant, giant spiders, giant leeches, The Terror Of Tiny Town, Plan 9 from outer space, The Fly, Voodoo Women, & Aliens n spaceships / flying saucers.
What we knew, was accepted.
The hated future, not contemplated.
Once revealed, the lines were drawn.
My friend warned me of the peril.
I thought I heeded his advice.
My stance was tempered.
Could the hatred be that strong?
Was I to blind to see it?
I refuse to mouth the words agreed upon.
All fall in line or are shunned.
Did I choose to late?
Was the warning only for me?
Is it even possible to correct the past?
I just don't care anymore.
My world is small, my needs are few.
Pez Outlaw, Do you finally understand how this works?
Pez Outlaw
************
Please understand that When I talk about Pez Outlaw, I'm not talking about me.
he, Pez Outlaw lived from approximately 1992 to 2002 or 2005.
My life is completely separate from his.
I'm simply the caretaker of the Pez Outlaw Legacy, nothing more.
 |
| One of the biggest mistakes I made in the 90s was selling before all possible product had been acquired. |
an 8 year
old child, (1959) Pez Outlaw being
dragged to, then pushed into the
classroom closet at the Maple Grove Elementary school. Darkness, then
the door opens revealing Pez Outlaw 10 years later in solitary
confinement county jail Ohio.
see C1. Crazy Is Easy If You Are Motivated, #pezoutlaw... for the rest of this story
scene 2
She Whispered, "Kolinska" With that one word, Kolinska, a decade long Fairy-tale that changed my life began.
Segue to a crowded Pez/toy show floor where a woman whispers Kolinka in
my ear to Josh n I on the little plane to Ljubliana about to die. see C3.She Whispered, "Kolinska" #pezoutlaw #hollywood... for the rest of this story
scene 3
1994 Flight to Ljubljana. After waiting all night on benches in a small corner of the Vienna airport finally it was time to board. We walk out onto the airstrip & are directed to board Sky Kings plane.
 |
| “Sky King” starred Kirby Grant as Schuyler “Sky” King and Gloria Winters as his niece, Penny. |
Pilot copilot & 4 seats for passengers. One of the seats occupied by the overweight male stewardess handing out sandwiches from Rubbermaid containers. This did not look good. The flight turned out to be quite similar to a ride on a scary roller coaster with the male stewardess in your lap more than his own seat. Something to do with flying over the Alps in winter in a small plane, wind currents, downdrafts & low altitudes. We drove clown cars down through the mountains after that. The single most beautiful drive you will ever take is a winter drive from Vienna to Ljubljana through the mountains. The air is crisp & clean. The scenery unmatched anywhere in all my travels. Whenever I think of the most beautiful sights I have ever seen it is that drive in winter. Though driving clown cars through serious mountains can be a harrowing experience.
see C3.She Whispered, "Kolinska" #pezoutlaw #hollywood... for the rest of this story
Wardrobe. Me in my Trench Coat n Midnight Blue Velour Track Suit, clutching a paper towel in my left hand for security, true story. On the flight from the US to Europe I would not let the Flight Attendants take my coat as I did not trust anybody.
Sitting in my seat on that flight to Slovenia, I began wondering how I ended up here, sure I was about to die. The whispered word "Kolinska" that led me to that moment in time. From 1970 to 1990 I had been an accumulator of things old, from 1990 to 1994 I started doing antique n toy shows as a seller. During 1993 I started selling Pez from Canada, which led to the decade that changed my life's direction forever. All the previous was reflection while sitting on this plane ride from Hell, from here the adventure begins.
The story unfolds.
Reality TV pales in comparison to the life I lived for 11 years. Hungary - 700,000 Pez Smuggled. Pez Outlaw
 |
| Pez Outlaw Dispenser |
Spies, Black market deals, smuggling and Bribery.
10 years, Nobody could catch me.
I ran circles around the corporate cool kids and made them look like incompetents.
Final shot.
As the credits roll show a backshot of Pez Outlaw today sitting on set in the dark watching his life being made into a Hollywood Movie.
To me this is the money shot, telling the audience that after all that they just watched HE WON.
Life is hard n people need the encouragement of seeing that if you stick with it n believe in yourself, you actually can succeed.
Box Office receipts weren't so great this past summer, What You Got To Lose by telling a middle class story of hope n dreams rewarded?
After Pez Outlaw, I intend to retire.
 |
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Pez Outlaw Diary
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