Pez Outlaw, BOOOM! My Head Just Exploded. #pezoutlaw

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It's My Story.

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That's what friends are for.

Kathy is it appears on instagram. She said oh yeah I posted them on instagram. Do you follow me? Uhm, What? I'm told that I'm also on instagram?????

This matters because the other picture of Tootsie chasing the squirrel up the tree is there. I may be on instagram, but I have no idea how to open it or view things on it.

I thought that us old people used facebook and that instagram and snapchat were for the kids. Did I miss an AARP memo?

Oh please Jesus I do not want to have to learn something new.

I'm barely able to do the things I'm trying to do now online.

One more thing and my head will explode.

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Have you ever felt like, If I push even one more emotion or thought down, My head will explode.
We all suppress thoughts n emotions. Death, that girl that just walked by, money, lack of n desire for, depression, anger etc.


My biggest tormentor after death is waiting for something. Days fall over one by one, a month, 10 months. I'm not a young man, each of these days I'm wasting waiting are precious moments I will not be able to get back. So I guess this too is fueled by suppressed fear of death.

The thought is I'm not gonna think about that, happy thoughts, happy thoughts. Most of the time this works but occasionally the pressure builds like a pressure cooker.
Then BOOM! My head just exploded.
We start the cycle over again.


Be as kind as you can manage to others.
Remember, what you don't say is often more important than what you do.
Honesty is not the best policy, it's selfish. You might feel better but others don't.

On women, I keep my head down. I wear my hat so close to my eyes that I sometimes think my eyebrows are Velcro. I'm not sure what they are thinking, I just know they are counting on me to be a proper man. Women are a wonderful, complicated and very carefully worded subject.

On Anger. Medicate dude, medicate.
Death, well shit, I'm just not gonna think about that. NEVER EVER.
This is my daily, hourly, moment by moment mantra.
The downside. YES, your head is gonna occasionally explode.

So, saddle up n put on your poncho's

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see what I did there Virgil, it's a circle.  
The bigger surprise will be if Virgil ever answers me.     

After Pez Outlaw, I intend to retire.

Pez Corporate Fraud, Pez Color War, Restitution.

Would I give up today for a better yesterday? #pezoutlaw

Please Watch My Emmy Winning Movie, The Pez Outlaw on Amazon Prime & Peacock. 100% on Rotten Tomatoes. Best actor at SXSW.

It's My Story.

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Would I give up today for a better yesterday?  YES! In a red hot minute.

For a Moment

You kneel in front of a homeless person
Haunted by what might have been

Others avoid eye contact fearful of interaction
Holding there breath as they pass the graveyard

A black-hole where time slows as you enter
There are people in my life I fear this truth of

My life is littered with moment leading there
The walking wounded, life's forgotten souls

I found that moment so respectful 
Reflection of a road not traveled


I admit, There are days that if I knew how to hack the Pez Corp Website n put the Pez Outlaw image on it, I'd do it.
But I don't n if somebody does, I had nothing to do with it.
My computer'd probably have an aneurysm if I tried.

You might be thinking that I'm trying to put ideas in somebodies head.
Hell, I'd have a stroke if somebody put the pez outlaw image on Pez Corps website.
No, I'm just hustling views, as per usual.

A better question is.
Is anybody out there a Life Hacker, because I want to Hack my life.
Change the code.

Pez Outlaw Head Games

Pez Outlaw is the biggest thing that ever hit PEZ. PERIOD!

You might be surprised to hear that the advice I got from my contacts most in Europe back in the 90s was "Quiet Please".
Please stop talking about the Pez we are selling you.
Please stop advertising the Pez we are selling you.
Generally, Please buy from us, Cash please n often as you can, but don't sell it.

The problem with there requests was, if I didn't sell I couldn't continue to buy.
This was a continuous problem that was never resolved.
Back then as today there were n are others that bought from Europe, but they played the game of quiet.
I did not.

Flamboyant, Huckster, possibly even the P.T. Barnum of Pez.
Guilty as charged.
Over 70 trips to Hungary alone n that doesn't even count Austria, Australia, South Africa, Sweden, Germany, Slovenia, etc.

Pez Outlaw played the Game very big n on a world stage.
Truthfully that fact was the precise problem.
The strategy was great for building the Legend of Pez Outlaw but suicide for me.

Had Pez Outlaw played it in obscurity like others, you'd have never heard of him.
Truth is I had no choice, it was always about the money.
To continue I needed it n the only way to get it was to play the game BIG.

I came from the shop/factory, meaning my financial abilities were modest.
My first Trip to Slovenia was financed by a very modest investment of $4,000.00.
Which meant from the start that I needed to start tripling every dollar.
1 for the investment, 1 for operations n 1 for reinvesting.
In short, that 1st 4,000 had to become 8,000 free n clear to go again.

My modest roots n background also came into play.
I became drunk with the success.
I enjoyed the success albeit brief.
When I'm having fun, I like everybody around me to be having fun.
Truth is that for 10yrs I believe we did all have fun.

The Roaring 90s of Pez never would have happened if I'd played it the way my contacts in Europe wanted me to.
On the other hand if I had, I'd probably still be quietly selling Pez.
No Pez Outlaw though.

Would No Pez Outlaw have been a good thing?
I don't know and probably to soon to tell anyway.

Now in my senior years, would I miss Pez Outlaw had he never existed?
Where would I be at today if I'd never met Pez Outlaw?
Would my life today be better had there never been a Pez Outlaw?
I did live very large for a decade but was that worth the last near 2 decades of grief?

Brings it back to the old question.
If you had it to do over again, would you do things different?

YES!
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The Golden Age Of Pez

Most of the stories you've heard or read about Pez Outlaw are true, not all but most.
Truthfully most of it's so bizarre, nobody would believe you if you made it up.
Sometimes in the middle of offhandedly telling parts of the Pez Outlaw story to someone unaware I catch the look in there eyes or expression on there face.
At that moment I realize exactly how unbelievable n crazy the Pez Outlaw story truly is.

The Golden age of Pez was from 1950s to 1989.
The Golden age of collecting pez though was the 1990s, which is a completely different thing.
The reason I say this isn't only because the 1990s was the era of Pez Outlaw.
There were 3 other players David Welch, Johann Patek n John Laspina.

I will say this though David, Johann n John were 1 factor, Pez Outlaw without reservation was the other.
Back that up Dude, OK I sold MILLIONS of Pez from 1994 to 2001.
If you collected Pez in the 1990s, your collection had a significant # of Pez Outlaw Pez in it.
The reason is I didn't just sell my pez by myself, I also wholesaled to many dealers across the USA. 

The 1990s was that magic moment in the history of collecting Pez.As a dealer you could easily reach back a decade for product.
1980s was kinda easy.
1970s a good degree more difficult but not impossible.

The 1990s was a the time when I could gin up the enthusiasm of a hobby that had been moving at a snails pace for decades.
With the increased interest people started hunting for n finding sizable amounts of older no-feet product, which fed the enthusiasm even more.

Another reason that the 1990s was the Golden Age of Pez collecting is that there was a known achievable Universe of Pez to collect.
In the 1990s there were approx 1,000? known Pez Dispensers, unlike today where I'd estimate that Universe of Pez to have tripled, especially if you consider all the variations. 

If anyone has the stats of the known Universe of Pez dispensers including all variations at the moment?
Please provide the # for this post.
Also if you can come up withe that same exact known universe of Pez dispensers in 1999, I'd appreciate that # also.

some stats
In my years as Pez Outlaw I bought n sold well over 2 Million Pez Dispensers.
I earned $30,000.00 in one weekend at 1 Pez Convention.
My best day of sales Mail order was $15,000.00 in 1 freaking day.
In my Pez Outlaw Decade I earned 4.5 Million Dollars.
I traveled to Europe in excess of 70 times in 1 decade, + Australia n South Africa.
Pez Outlaw created The California Pez Convention n immediately GAVE IT AWAY.

In the 1990s a major cable channel contacted Pez Outlaw thinking I was Pez Corporation. 
I can't stress the significance of that enough, my activities were so "SO HUGE" at that time, they got confused.

SO YES! 
Most of what you've heard or read about Pez Outlaw is true as remarkable as that might seem.
Looking back I even find it unbelievable. 

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Fun While It Lasted

25 years ago at the age of 41 I began the decade that in a lot of ways will define my life.
In that 11 years I earned well over 4.5 million dollars.

To me this is the story of a very average middle class person who tried to achieve the American dream. When I was a very small child in the 1950s n 1960s there was a show on TV called The Millionaire if I remember that right. Each week a wealthy benefactor gave a million dollars to somebody n we got to watch how it changed that persons life.

My entire adult working life we scratched by paycheck to paycheck. Even though money was tight Kathy always tried to support my dreams. Most of my habits could have easily been described as collecting obsessively, possibly even hoarding. Then by accident I hit on the thing that would change our lives. PEZ.

At toy shows while collecting I noticed people selling Pez for crazy high prices. Then on a trip to Canada buying cereal boxes, I noticed at a Zellers that those very same PEZ were on the racks for sale at approximately $1.25. These were the same PEZ people were selling in the US at toy shows for up to $25.00 each. Even a crazy person can do that math, so I cleared the rack of everything I thought was any good.

What a lot of people might not know is that before I started my decade long adventure of traveling to Europe buying Pez n all the crazy adventures that went along with that is that for a bit over a year my adventures were traveling all over Canada scooping up everything I could find. Canada was the training ground for my next decade.

While all this was starting I was still employed as a Machinist, the trade I'd been working in for a bit over 2 decades. The company I worked for had been seeing hard times for a very long time, so as my adventures n independence picked up I told them to always lay me off first n that I would not apply for unemployment. In roughly 1994 I left the shop n became independent. 

I have to tell you that I was probably the worst employee ever. I actually yelled at the owner of the company once. Another time after a performance review I was told to sign the review, I told the foreman that he could shove it, that that was never gonna happen. I was a loner, I ate alone n did not hang with the other workers. I used to just do my job n stare at the windows dreaming of the life I wanted. All that said on my last day working there I shocked the hell out of the owner of the company by going into his office n thanking him for helping me take care of my family until I could do it on my own. I'm very proud of that moment.

My trips to Europe buying PEZ had already started before I left the shop. As the good stuff that was available in Canada was drying up a lady told me the story of "Kolinska". see chapter named Kolinska. This is when the decade that change my life began.

So far for reasons I'm not at liberty to discuss my story has been written to be about that decade, the decade of my trips n the adventures in Europe n around the world searching for Pez. With an emphasis on the father son story and of course the crazy.

Me, I just don't care, whatever sells. That decade is very important n very entertaining,  But I also feel that the next decade is very important. The first decade is about the rise, the adventure and yes the fall. The second decade is about the struggle, the sense of loss n failure. Then the fight, the belief in the ability of one insignificant person's ability to fight back. 

I started writing Pez Outlaw Diary in about 2005. Part therapy, part defiance, born of the belief that I could right the wrong I believe Pez Corporation perpetrated on my company and my family. Do you have any idea how lonely it is to fight something alone, when you are the only one that thinks what you are doing has a prayer in hell. I know that after the Playboy article and maybe a movie, people will think "wow lucky him". What nobody can see is the over a decade of work n believing in myself that it took to get here.

I believe that there will be a Pez Outlaw Movie (contractually I'm not allowed to say it any different). It really is a damn good story. Then there we go again, just like that show from when I was a kid "The Millionaire" we get to watch how a benefactors interest in someone changes there life. What you won't see is the pain, struggle and a persons belief in himself that after a decades hard work got us here.

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Joy

The pictures actually say it all.
Think about it, at one time this was my life.
These 3 piles represent approx 1 trip to Europe n only half of what I had of each item.
Multiply the 3 piles by over 70 n you still are thinking only by Halves.
The red pile is the best example, I had Hundreds of piles like the red one of different character Pez Dispensers.

My joy was always in the possession of the piles of Pez, not the money.
Shipping containers filled with pez were the biggest rush.
I'm an obsessive compulsive n lots, does it for me.

BIG SHOUT OUT!
Notes From The Asylum is about to cross the 300,000 views milestone.
A special thanks to the Nation of Slovakia for over 120,000 of those views.
Pez Outlaw is VERY BIG in Slovakia.
Or is Notes From The Asylum BIG in Slovakia?
Potato-Potato.


Thank You.
Pez Outlaw. 

After Pez Outlaw, I intend to retire.

Pez Corporate Fraud, Pez Color War, Restitution.

It Slips Away #pezoutlaw

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It's My Story.

Clear in the beginning, then it slips away. 
Was that the end or a new beginning?

You grow up wishing.
Then life hands you a miracle.

A magic decade beyond anything you dreamed.
Did I earn it, was every footstep I took leading me there?

Failure, Betrayal, Disappointment n sorrow.
Rebirth, The unlikely happens.

New goals demand new talents.
No mistakes this time, because I'm running out of it.

Destiny it seems is written.
Hope is the possibility of reality.

The choice reveals itself. 
Your mind is not prepared to see it.

The Reaper approaches.
Acceptance is all that's left.

I can't save yesterday.
Hopefully I can catch tomorrow.

Will destiny hear my plea?
The keeper of time, I write my fate.

Will I give my story a happy ending?
 Will I allow it?

Broken Minds.
It's very complicated. 

After Pez Outlaw, I intend to retire.

Pez Corporate Fraud, Pez Color War, Restitution.

Pez Outlaw, If It Hadn't Been For #pezoutlaw

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If it hadn't been for meeting Kathy at age 19, I would probably be dead, in a mental hospital or in jail.
Do we naturally gravitate towards salvation or our own destruction?
Are those the choices in life?
My whole life people say that I've sabotaged every success.
That may or may not be true but I made one good choice, Kathryn Ann.
For that one choice I will be eternally grateful, whatever else may come my way.
When you know something to be true, you really need to say it.

If it hadn't been for The money Kathy inherited from her mother n father, we would have lost the farm after Pez Corporation intentionally targeted us.

If it hadn't been for the money my grandmother left me my road to my Pez Adventure never would have started.

If it hadn't been for dk n jeff Pez outlaw diary would have gone nowhere past a book/blog.

If it hadn't been for.

This phrase is a big part of my life. Big n small, If it hadn't been for seems to be words we say very often.

I have, led a very lucky life.

If it hadn't been for crazy I would have most likely died in Vietnam at the age of 19.
Crazy, now there's an odd thing to be thankful for.
So in effect if it hadn't been for crazy I would in all likelihood be dead or have not lived the interesting life that I have.

It seems like my life has gone in bad directions many times. Right up to but not over the point of disaster. Then somehow every time my fat is pulled out of the fire n I am spared.

I am very grateful to this unseen hand, that we refer to as "If it hadn't been for".


If It Hadn't Been For
Add Tina Christison Gunsauls to this list
If there is a Pez Outlaw Book Tina Christison Gunsauls will be in the dedication after Kathryn Ann.

I gotta tell you though, I've met a lot of really great friends in the last few years.

After Pez Outlaw, I intend to retire.

new profile pic captures my essence

Pez Outlaw Diary

Who Actually Wrote The Pez Outlaw Story #pezoutlaw

Please Watch My Emmy Winning Movie, The Pez Outlaw on Amazon Prime & Peacock. 100% on Rotten Tomatoes. Best actor at SXSW.

It's My Story.

Everything that has happened concerning Pez Outlaw comes from my writing over the past 30yrs about him.

This gets lost in the creative process when folks write about him for the media or movies etc.

Where do they go for there research to develop whatever they are doing? My writing right here in these Blogs.

I'm not upset about this except in one regard. Don't pretend that you created your take on Pez Outlaw out of whole cloth. You wrote or created from my work. Yet to this date none have acknowledged the source of what they do. No Byline or writing credit has ever been given.

Some have even pretended that somehow they wrote the story & tried to claim ownership. Just because you don't acknowledge the importance of ny writing does not change the fact that your work derives from my writing.

I started writing stories about Pez Outlaw & his adventure in approximately 1995 in the Pez Handbooks that I used as a selling tool. In the early 2000s I began a more formal effort as a blogger in what I called the Pez Outlaw Diary, 

When I realized that continually adding to Pez Outlaw Diary was just making a mess of it. So in 2015 I created a new blog called Notes From the Asylum, which was a more expanded version of the Pez Outlaw Story.

Notes from the Asylum has 192 posts & at this point just under 2 Million views.

Pez Outlaw Diary has17 posts & just under 1/2 million views.

I'll get back to this

Pez Outlaw, 1 STOP! Zombie Shop #pezoutlaw

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Above is a picture that I saw on twitter.

My favorite Zombie shows are iZombie n Znation.
Damned Apocalypse. 
"Puppies n Kittens".

3:30am
Puddy (baby Dachshund) decides that there is an intruder. Puddy sounds the alarm. ZOMBIE ALERT!

Billy (big ass Great Dane) That's a great idea, Let's do this. Starts Howling.
Po (brindle Bull Mastiff) n Pinky (albino Doberman) join in. Ya know, What fun.
Me, Nooooo! Sounds like you guys got it, Wake me again if it gets serious.
I fall back asleep to Billy Howling. Half asleep it sounds like she is singing.

6:30am
Puddy sounds the Alarm. Intruder Alert!
Natalie is here doing chores.
Puddy, Bill, Pink n Po, we are not gonna let this go.
Well shit, it's time they went out in the pen to go potty anyway.

7:30am
We want back in, it's breakfast time.
Po scratching on the door. Nails on chalkboard.
So I give them breakfast.

9:00am
Puddy comes in on the bed, deciding it's time I get up.
Puddy attacks my face, then curls up next to me.

9:45am
Puddy attacks my face again, bites my nose.
Time to get up.
Then Puddy starts the morning war with my hands.
Puddy is saying, you are gonna get up or else.
After 5 minutes of nonstop battle, I get up.

10:43am
I'm in the office writing this, all the dogs are crashed out sleeping.
They are tired, after all it was a busy night.
Excuse me, a minute Puddy's at the office door, she want's in.

I guess everything went ok. No Zombie bodies on the floor this mornin.

Puddy Run A Muck.
Mom's Gone, Puddy's in Charge?

Zombie Apocalypse 

Who was it that decided that how you became a Zombie was a virus that we all cary n everybody that dies becomes a Zombie?

On most Zombie TV shows now, that seems to be the case.
In the old days, didn't you have to be bit to turn into a Zombie?

Brief note. I just wondered when the Zombie Apocalypse changed.

Who made that decision?
I LIKED IT BETTER WHEN YOU WERE GOOD UNLESS BITTEN.

Just had a really cool idea Zombie Tag.
Not sure yet if there is a whole post on Zombie Tag.
Is Zombie Tag a reality show or a philosophical discussion about the state of play in society?
ie -  the 1% vs the 99%.  Political class vs the working class. etc. It's all like playing Zombie Tag.
not sure of the direction, work in progress.
Whoa Nellie! That's most definitely above my pay grade.
Tag you're it.
Yes I'm kinda fixated on Zombies lately, but aren't we all.


KABOOM! Just fun to say.
Also a great cereal box from General Mills.
Should I just end it here n be pithy.

Naaah.
I watched the movie Interstellar last night.
Interstellar as a movie was kinda in love with itself very talkie, very high concept along with heavy handed propaganda about global warming.
In spite of so many strikes against it, I liked the movie.
The movie could've easily been cut to 90 or 100 minutes, like I said parts were indulgent, preachy n in love with itself.

Where it lured me in was the weaving together of space n dimensional travel, wormholes and black holes. Interstellar also had a good story if you ignored the yuck.

I was informed yesterday that Kathy is leaving again Wednesday for 5 nights.

This means that I can expect Nightly Fire-drills n Alarms due to imminent Zombie invasion.

Puddy Tiny Dachshund is positive that Zombie's lurk at the edge of the yard just waiting for there moment to attack.

Inside (Kathy) joke, Puddy swears one has a white stripe under his nose.

When Kathy is gone Puddy is on a hair trigger about Zombie invasion n of course her big sis Billy Dog is ready to get right on board with every sighting.

To hear Puddy n Billy tell it we barely escaped with our lives last Zombie invasion.

They dragged me to the kitchen at 6am to see there Zombie Kill.

Had to laugh at there naivety about Zombies.

Everybody except Puddy n Billy knows Zombies just get back up n walk off.

Only to lurk at the edge of the yard each night waiting. 

To Puddy, Zombie's need Killen. 

Zombie Rabbit Plague #zombie

OK the inside Joke.

Yes of course any unusual noise is A Zombie for sure to Puddy, tiny black Dachshund.

Though her true nemesis n in her mind the only true Zombies are actually rabbits.

Zombie's/rabbits get right up Puddy's nose. The linger in the yard just staring or at the edge of the yard just staring at her.

Puddy stands on the kitchen table just shrieking at there menacing gaze. 

You might not believe it but tiny Dachshunds are hunters n diggers. Our problem is that Puddy killed two Zombies when she was a pup, so really that's all she thinks about. Killing Zombie's.

That n Pinky, another Zombie killer, is why I built the dog pen.

Probably some foolish county ordinance against killing Zombie's.

So better safe than sorry.

One of Puddy's Zombie's has a white stripe under his nose.

Man that guy upsets her.

Sorry folks but Puddy has a passionate hatred of Zombie's. 

Zombie Fortress 

Last night Puddy raise the Alarm.

That devious white stripe Zombie Rabbit was stirring things up again.

I tried to calm her but she was running around gathering up all her Zombie Killin gear.

Puddy just kept repeating, I hate Zombies.

Every since Puddy n Pinky have been penned up the Zombie Rabbit population has reached epidemic proportions.

Stripe n his buds get real close to the fence n just taunt Puddy.

One even slipped into her Pen, Puddy went nuts, howling n carrying on.

I swear to God if those Zombie Rabbits keep taunting her, I'm gonna let Puddy slip her leash n do a little Zombie Hunting.

Puddy is really, really fast.

A little Zombie mayhem.

Puddy on Zombie Watch.

After Pez Outlaw, I intend to retire.

new profile pic captures my essence

Pez Outlaw Diary

Pez Outlaw, Buy Me A Boat #pezoutlaw

Please Watch My Emmy Winning Movie, The Pez Outlaw on Amazon Prime & Peacock. 100% on Rotten Tomatoes. Best actor at SXSW.

It's My Story.

ebay link to Pez Outlaw Collectibles.

https://www.ebay.com/.../Pez-Outlaw-By-sj-glew/_i.html...

I don't know about you Virgil but I think I like the commercials a lot of times better than the TV shows there in.
My current favorite is that guy stealin a car on the doorbell camera, What, What, What.
Limu Imu is also a favorite.
Commercials excel at stupid n idiotic n since that's where I live, of course I love Them.  

The standouts though are the cut up a boat commercials, like if you cut up a boat it proves something.
I must though admit to a great deal of disappointment with the new cut up boats crowd, they've switched to making the boat outa glass. BORING!
Dudes, go big or go home, as in cut up as big of a boat as you possibly can n tape or glue it back together. 
RIGHT! Now we're having fun again.

Buy Me A Boat.
So I can cut it up? 

Well there at it again.
They just keep cutting up perfectly good boats.
Just this morning I heard a new one for Flex Tape.
You guessed it, they cut a boat in half n taped it together with Flex Tape.
Then they put the boat on the water to show how good there Flex Tape is.

If I hadn't written this 3 months ago, I'd have written it again today.
So I re-posted it.

It struck me last night that there seems to be an odd fetish with boats n $19.95 TV products.

Who was it that decided the most effective way to prove something involved a boat.
Is it like, well we will use a boat to establish hands down no rebuttal that our product is the best. Most recently the guy is making the boat out of glass using his super sealent, but still a boat.

Is it a fear of water thing? Use a boat, show them that we got there backs.

You've got the infamous TV commercial where they cut the bottom out of a boat n  put a screen door in it. OK that's crazy, I like it. Then you spray the screen door with the product n show a guy on a lake, Safe as Houses. Ok a truth in my rant. I was surprised to hear that this same spray "rubber" was being used to protect houses in flooding areas. Kinda cool.

Under the category of. Well it worked for them.
Now you have the glue that can bond "anything". That only hardens after you shine a UV light or something on it. Well you guessed it, out comes a boat, but this time they cut the boat in half.
Use the glue to put it back together n there's that guy on the lake again.
I feel safer already.

It truly is amazing what you can buy on TV for $19.95. But wait, call now n we will double your order. You get Two.
Crazy thing is, I want both of them.

I have to admit that I really like these TV Commercials, maybe more than is healthy.

Money may not buy happiness but it will buy me a boat. Then, good little redneck that I am, I'm gonna cut it in half and put a screen door in the bottom of it. Cause I sure do love those commercials.


If they make a movie out of the Pez Outlaw story.
First three things I'm buying with my millions. (inside Joke. I'd probably clear $35,000)
1. A case of that spray stuff, Lying 2 cases.
2. A bunch of that UV light magic glue.
3. 5 years worth of survival food.
OK there's a 4 n 5.
4. A generac propane generator.
5. Wind n solar methods of producing electricity.

That's after I pay all debts.
You see my hit in 1998/Pez was like the rest of the US's hit in 2008.
I just got hit a decade ahead of you all.
It changed me like 2008 changed you.
My goal is to be self sufficient.


New Redneck Survival Kit.
Meals Ready To Eat, Duct Tape, Zip Ties, Rubbery Spray and UV Light Glue. 

OK, Times Up.
Gotta go do chores n then get up on the little barn (30x40ft) roof n paint the tin.
Surprised me yesterday to realize that this gray roof had originally been white.
SO, You guessed it, I'm painting it white again with a Flex rubber paint.
Ain't a boat but Bubba, I'm living the dream with a new rubber roof.



Well there back!
This time they've outdone themselves.
They made a boat outa Chicken wire n rubber paste.
It seems kinda Picayune to tell them that wire that the guy yanked off the chicken coops was actually rabbit wire. Everybody's a critique.

ps. thank you to Laurie Svendsen for the Christmas present of a 5 gallon bucket of white rubber paint. it's gonna do the 1st coat / primer on the barn roof. we'll do the second coat next year.

After Pez Outlaw, I intend to retire.

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