As I think you know by now, Lucy Dog has claimed one of my old gloves, which she carries around while we do chores.
So, What happens when she does not have her glove? Well this is what happens. Lucy Dog will start walking backwards at a very fast pace in front of me looking at the top of my head. She is saying. Give Me Your Hat, Give Me Your Hat, Give Me Your Hat, Give Me Your Hat. She does not yeild until I am exausted of the of the nagging & Give Her My Hat.
Yesterday We had a conversation about this. I say conversation but actually Lucy Dog Talked & I had to listen. Lucy said. I don't know why you fight me on this, You always give in & I get your hat. So maybe you Just Give me your hat without all the protest. You Know that I'm gonna get it, because I can do this all day.
Her logic was flawless. I Yeild. Just could you maybe not get it all slobbery.
Thumbs.
There has been a very big conversation lately about how Lucy Dog does not have thumbs & how she would like them.
Lucy goes out to romp & Pee Pee At.
9:30 am
Noon
2:30 pm For 2.5 hrs
After I have supper
8 pm
10 pm
& sometimes at 11 pm.
I always oblige with minor grumbling then a prompt apology.
So now we get to thumbs. You know if I had thumbs, I could just handle it all on my own. I'm thinking prosthetic thumbs. Eh!
You Know Billy The Dog, may she rest in peace could open door. Billy just wrapped both front paws on the doorknob & gave it a turn. JUST SAYING.

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