Pez Outlaw, Guilt Trip, $19.95.

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Usually  Guilt Trips run on average $19.95, but today there was a sale on them.
Today n last night I got to feel crazy guilty for the low low price of only $16.00.
I have sent an emissary Moriah Newman to pick the darkness from my aura.
On the verge of madness, I HATE! HATE! HATE! to have to count anything.
111 or 115????? Please just make it go away, My Karma thanks you.
Still recovering, it's gonna take a day or 2.

What's the magic number, $19.95.
How do you compare happiness n peace of mind to such a small amount of money?
Send me $19.95 and I guarantee you I'll be happier.
Studies show you can afford it.
Otherwise why would pretty much everyone asking us for money pick that exact amount?

I tried creating a go fund me page, but nobody wanted to give money just to make me happier??? Go Figure. It was worth a shot.
Maybe if I had Tom Selleck as my pitch man???

Have you noticed how rich folk are asking us for $19.95 a month, the new ok amount of money to ask poor folk for.

Who was it exactly that decided poor folk would pull the lever on $19.95 per month.

2 problems here.
It's rich folk who have guilt about how much they have n are trying to buy peace of mind.

Second. Poor folk do not really have $19.95 to spare each month. To us that's a payment.

Crazy thing is I can think of 3 different commercials where rich spokespersons are asking for $19.95 per month off the top of my head. All good causes. Problem is we do not have $19.95 per month to spare. YOU DO.

Also Celebrities.
Stop encouraging old people to reverse mortgage there homes. Not Cool.

Both of these things really piss me off.

My advice.
Celebrities, stop trying to increase your wealth off the backs of poor n elderly people.
You got issues about your wealth, give your money away. Stop guilting us.
We need what little we have just to keep from calling our cars our homes.
$19.95 per month is real money to us.

That wasn't me. spell check made guilting which no doubt isn't even a word. quilting.


I'm not asking 19.95 or even $14.95
NO, today and today only the next 100 orders
Yours for the low price of $12.41, but wait, that includes free priority mail shipping.

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