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Just asked my computer monitor.

You know like those things people talk to on TV, whatever they are.

Said, facebook, was Magical Mystery Tour a Beatles Album. or song, I can't remember.

Unlike on TV a voice from facebook did not answer me.

I'll try the Microwave in a minute. I hear that they are listening too.

Did I tell you if I get rich I wanna Buy Mom one of them Talking Dish Washers. I hear that they are very good conversationalists

Mom/Darlin Girl/Kathy had shears in her hands today. Ponytail n beard each lost 3 inches. But Mom those were the survivors. No Mercy, it was a long time comin. I'm grieving my loss.

Mom/Darlin Girl/Kathy

I no sooner got outa Bed n that woman was comin at me with shears in her hand again.

It would appear I was not even. OH MY!

Lost another Half inch on the beard.

Trauma aside. I don't have to look at me, SO?

OK ILONA, smarty pants, yes my beard was getting so long that I was winding it up in the hose reel cart. Not mention the care I had to take around drills

There's a couple Cartoons

Hope Survives

ABOVE ALL JUST SURVIVE!

EVEN IF YOU MUST LEAVE REALITY BEHIND TO DO IT.

The Fires burn to cheers of nervous approval.

Am I next.

Who will speak for me?

Time marks the pace.

Each day gone forever.

The price to steep.

My Purgatory is 20yrs now.

Walking the wilderness alone.

Ghosts once powerful, lost to me.

Days filled with doubt.

Am I a romantic Outlaw or just a thief.

We are all the same now.

shtick

[SHtik]

NOUN

informal

a gimmick, comic routine, style of performance, etc. associated with a particular person.

It always facinates me when people think all this crazy stuff is just a Shtick. Please dear God if it only were.

It always gives me pause when folks think it's all made up. You know Like Why won't you read the Playboy article, Look at picture of yourself, actually watch the Pez Outlaw Movie, Eat food cooked by people other than Kathy Moriah or Joshua or stay in Other peoples houses. Yes I will GLANCE at a mirror but only long enough that it's easy to forget what I saw. I will though look at my beard only in a mirror, It's a beautiful thing.

Did you realize the only way Bryan could get me to look at a cast n crew pic from the movie was to replace my face with a a smiley face.

Food from Chain restaurants is OK, They have a ton of rules, so mine become covered.

When I first started traveling to Europe, I took Food with me.

I even have trouble sleeping in Hotels, But I found if I leave the TV on all night, DIY channels it helps.

Got some Pez Outlaw News yesterday.

4hrs later. Mom/Darlin Girl/Kathy, was that a Panic Attack?

Yes Darlin I believe it was. Oh Yeah, add that to the list.

I spun out over what most would think nothing of, Moriah Newman had to talk me off the Ledge.

Top that! Barely got my footing n Bryan gave me more BIG NEWS!

THings are going slow forapprox 10 more days then things start moving kinda quick.

Aside from the extreme poverty n depression, the last 20yrs was actually kinda peaceful.

As things like this go there will be certain "events" that I will be asked to attend.

I bet you a dollar that they try to escort me out of the event thinking I'm a homeless person.

Have I mentioned how much Howie Mandel n I have in common?

This morning Kathy Pulled away for our morning Kiss.

She said, I think I'm coming down with a cold.

Told Her, Darlin Girl, That ship has already sailed.

Did I tell you during Filming Moriah got a false Positive Covid test.

I licked her face in solidarity.

Whatever my babies have I will happily take.

That said n here's where Howie takes over.

"a Cold seems to be goin through the family"?

Of course my brain imediately jumped off the RONA Bridge.

My brain is on Yellow alert!

Inventory?

I can feel my hair.

My eyes feel Bulgy.

My nose feels runny.

I think I feel a bit lite headed.

My shoulders feel kinda lite.

GOOD GRIEF, I've got the RONA.

This will make about the 100th time I've had the covid in the last 2yrs.

Wait just a dog gone minute.

I never go anywhere n I only see other people outside 6ft or better apart.

Curses, Covid has a secret weopon though, Mom/Darlin Girl/ Kathy.

She hugs n kisses my grandbabies n I can't help Kissin her.

Drat, I'm Doomed.

OK, time to feed my Army. Blueberries n drink Carot Juice.

We will prevail again.

My cure for a Cold is Chocolate Milk n Chocolate Donuts.

I Know, I know. More Howard Hughes than Howie Mandel.

Got the How............ right though.

My very existence is a mountain of contradictions.

Add to that Obsesive compulsive n all the rest.

Thank God for Bounty Paper Towels, I wouldn't make it through this life without them.

You may also not be aware of this, But Bounty Paper Towels are the only type that feel right in my left hand. all other brands leave me anxious. Bounty Paper Towels are the only ones that squeeeze right n the squeeze must be right for release of anxiety.

This would be funny if it was not true.

I've found that if I do the things that I must, then I can move forward. So I accept n just do it, fighting it is just wasting more time.

Think that I'm kidding or telling silly buggers?

Check out my Left Hand in the Pez Outlaw Movie.

You must accept who you are, quirks n all, to find peace.

Oh Yeah, 1 more rule. My Bounty Paper Towels must be fresh every day n newly folded.

My rule, Hang a lantern on your quirks, then they become excentricities.

Yes there are a lot of rules. Whatever.

Did you know?

A regulation Tin Foil Hat goes for $19.95 on the interweb.

Take a Minute, I'll wait.....................................................

N you thought that I was Joking.

I had a minute, I made My own.

Cost me Zero.

I asked Ilona to make me one, But she was Busy, Christmas n such.

I love a good Conspiracy theory.

Well That n Time Travel. I will watch anything about Time Travel.

I don't care what the Vulcan High Council says about Time Travel, I believe.

Gotta work on some UFOs today. Take that Literally.

Everybody is either sick or traveling for the Holidays.

That seems at odds with itself. Whatever?

Meanwhile at Santas Workshop we will be fixing UFOs.

Kathy says, your not funny.

Why does she always jump off the crazy bridge.

I'm Funny.

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You Gotta Love modern technology.

YEE Doggies Babie, when did we get that fancy shovel?

When we had money Honey. Cool.

Amazing what them geniouses come up with.

Suprized one o them hasn't tried to put a computer chip in one.

Anyway just finnished shovelin the basics for Darlin Girl n Pudddin.

Puddy came in this morning n just cried cause her feet got cold.

Nuff a that. I still have a Super Power, My weight n mass.

Push don't lift.

Perrimiter is now safe for Mom n Puddin.

Also had to put Red, Marnie n Gabie out.

Turn off all tank heaters. We turn them on for overnight so the horses have warm water n the tanks don't freeze.

OH, one last thing.

Those leather Mittons I bought are Fantastic.

Tried every pair of gloves I have yesterday, 15 minutes n my fingers were very cold. Et Voila, New Leather Mittens Toasty Warm. Successs.

Good Boy, Good Boy.

WARNING, WARNING!

YAMMER RANT TO ENSUE!

You know how I joked about some genious putting a computer chip in a snow shovel?

Well, I don't think that I told you about my new Hose Reel cart.

You know that you gotta assemble everything nowa days.

Well nexthing you know you got parts left over.

The rest of the story.

Some Genious thought guiding the hose onto the reel with your hand, OH BOTHER.

Seriously somebody thought that that was OH just to hard.

So he devised a very complex attachment to do it for you.

Goodness me it was a Beefy Rube Goldberg. Then I saw what they gave me to drive it, a plastic belt more rubber band than Vbelt.

Nah, Nope, Hell No. Just gonna break in 15 minutes. So dang Stupid. Yeah we had parts left over on that project.

I'm not puttin stupid on something that works great, I got a left hand to guide hose, I don't need some stupid Rube Goldberge gonna break contraption.

I did save the parts though couple of good length steel rod, Yup I can use those some day.

So would some little genious put a computer chip in a shovel, Yes I think that he would. N I betcha here's how it will happen. Lets put a Locater computer chip in shovels then provide an app so people can find there shovels. It will happen sure as shooten. You know cause you need an app for everything n you know how we lose shovels. Oh yeah n a readout on app of all the different type shovels you have. Hell I have about 12 to 15 shovels n I know within 3 to 4 places where each one is. Ok yes I am suprised once in a while. Didn't know I had that. Even have a HOLLYWOOD SHOVEL, but that's a whole other story.

Simple is best Geniouses. Quit complicating simple.

From The Interweb.

The most intense geomagnetic storm of the 20th Century took place one hundred years ago during solar cycle 15 in a 3-day period from May 13-15 in 1921. The storm occurred before the widespread electrical dependence of infrastructure that we have in today’s world, but the impact from an extraordinarily powerful coronal mass ejection was still quite extensive. The storm’s electrical current sparked a number of fires around the world including one near the Grand Central Terminal in New York City. In addition, auroras appeared throughout the eastern US creating brightly lit nighttime skies and telegraph service virtually stopped in its tracks due to blown fuses and damaged equipment. Research in recent years has suggested that this super solar storm of May 1921 was equally as intense as the granddaddy of all super storms in recorded history – the “Carrington Event of 1859”

This is always in the back of my mind as we get more n more dependant on modern technology.

One really big Solar Flare n we are all so screwed.

Which is also why I wish I had a 1949 Ford Truck, all mechanical, no tech.

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Joke A Comin.

Moms in Florida.

Moriah, WHAT! Moms in Florida?

That's what we call stayin in the house in Jauary n February.

Shure she steps out a bit but we keep it as essential as possible, we call that somebody's got the Air Conditioning turned up way to high. Mom/Darlin Girl/Kathy n Puddin are Beach Bunnies.

Everybody in the family makes sure that I have great cold weather gear so mom can stay in Florida n only check in here n there.

Did I tell you for the final shoot period of the Pez Outlaw Movie I told Bryan that I only Had 1 request. Well they did call me the talent! Laughing emogi.

I asked Bryan for a new Carhart Winter Coat. Sure as the dicken's when Filming ended. Bryan had Cassie send me one. I thought that they forgot. GREAT COAT.

Anyway Moms in Florida, Just hard to keep her there she keeps sneaking out.

Did I tell you that the Weather up here snapped to Cold 2 days ago. Winter is here. Dogs n Cats do about 15-20 Minutes n they start Belly achin about goin back to Florida/the house.

Well I should talk, I only do 3hrs Outside then Back to Florida for me too.

Love You all From Down here at the Sandles er The Villages.

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Riding On The Crazy Train

I touch on this in most of my writing, very much so in Rocky Rangoo, All aboard the Rocket To Rangoo.

Mom/Darlin Girl Kathy has been a regular Passenger, n at home here in Florida she still is. The Crazy Train though has gotten much bigger so Mom Is letting other people ride while she takes a break from how much bigger it's gotten.

My Cartoon Life has become a reality crossover. So now others ride the crazy train. Joshua rode in the 1990s, now Matt n Moriah ride.

Crazy is a very weird thing, Did you ever think that you could Push n push Crazy long enough for it to find Light.

I very much see life as a Cartoon, not sure I know how to explain that.

One manifestation of it is how I will never watch the Pez Outlaw Movie. I just don't understand when people press me on this. If I watch the movie it somehow is no longer in my head/a cartoon. It becomes a reality that I can;t just say Oh Yeah That, Well things like that happen in my cartoon. Like that explains everything.

I guess that I believe none of this is real, so I can just roll with it.

If it isn't real I can just watch it n be amused by it. Not take any of it seriously. That's also why I refer to Him as Pez Outlaw n sorta refer to him as a seperate person, that I help out here n there by steppin in for him.

Those Navy Doctors in 1969 said that I was Schysophenic, well lets make something folks think is a negative a positive by choosing to seperate him out n only join him when needed.

I just accept a lot of things, weird Whatever, OK. I don't bother to worry about it.

I hear some folks say that they fight Compulsive Obsessive tendencies, I say why. So I check some things 3 or 4 times to be sure, If I do then I can move on without anxiety.

Funny story, My old Dog Proby used to just sit there when I left a Barn. She knew I had to turn around n go back to check it again. She thought nothing of it, it was just how it is. Then she'd get all excited cause we were goin in the house. She accepted me n my ways no questions.

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My dreams are what sustain me on this long journey.

I no longer like to talk about serious things.

I prefer to live in my dreams.

I'm told I've become a story teller n people say they enjoy them. 

When I was a very young man I had a burning desire to be more n do more with my life.

Problem was I also had a lot of mental issues that caused me to turn to alcohol n Drug abuse in an attempt to self medicate. To further complicate my life I made a lot of other bad choices that further hindered my dreams.

This life style became a 25yr journey to recovery. Isolation, Anger, Rage, Depression all the basket of fruit my journey had to endure. Time was the only cure, because back then they hadn't yet named or understood the things that plagued my life.

Still The Embers of hope survived. I'm a firm believer that no matter how much life hands you or how much you try to sabotage your life, that thing inside you that wants out will find a way.

At age 41 I began my new journey, one filled with hope n possibility. I left my self imposed prison of factory work as a machinist n welder for the life of an independent entrepreneur. To my amazement I exceeded anything I'd imagined. I traveled the world for a decade n grossed over 4.5 million dollars.

We both would think that this was my ember to be more, succeeding beyond belief. But I was wrong. Ill equipped to cope I became just one more lottery winner who blew his windfall n went suffocatingly in debt.

Depressed, the whole bag of mental issues returned. I took inventory of my assets n what was possible. My conclusion was no money but time, obsessive compulsive = focus n discipline. I began a 2 decades long Madman's journey to sell the thing that I had left after my fall from grace, My Story.

People around me were full of disapproval, warnings of concern from all directions. Only one person believed what I was attempting was possible, ME! That ember to succeed had risen once more. I needed to find a way to be more, to accomplish something with my life that had meaning. To show my grandchildren what was possible though pure effort n dedication. To show all the naysayers that even though madness great accomplishments were possible. My life had to this point been the cautionary tale you tell children to warn them off bad choices n paths. 

After 15yrs of work on my 3rd act in life's journey a writer contacted me n wrote a story about "The Pez Outlaw" in Playboy Magazine. 04, 2015 edition. I'd achieved every little boys dream then some to be in Playboy Magazine, not a dirty story but My Story, My Life. Within month The ARGO Oscar winning producer stepped in n I had a BIG Studio Contract for a Movie of my life.

OH MY GOD! Again I'd exceeded my dreams for a lower middle class boy who grew up on the south side of life. Again though my mental issues reared there head n I self sabotaged 15yrs of hard work, unable to escape the demons of self doubt. You can't succeed, you are nothing.

The writer n the Oscar winning producer ran away in horror "This Guy Is To Crazy For Hollywood". My call were no longer answered n I haven't spoke to them in 3yrs.

Luckily that thing that sent them running was my salvation. For 15yrs I wrote Pez Outlaw Diary n I thought it quite successful. In 2015 I began writing in this blog, "Pez Outlaw, Notes From The Asylum". The success of the Asylum is QUADRUPLE in 5yrs what it took Pez Outlaw Diary to do in 15yrs.

IN the past 2yrs I've had 4 Documentary film makers contact me to make a doc about Pez Outlaw. I'm happy to report that my attitude has change n that I'm now ready willing n able to join the CIRCUS. Happy as a clam to be here, finally the wright path for my story.

Phase 1, Documentary

Phase 2. Hollywood Movie

Phase 3. Pez Outlaw The Book.

The moral of this story is that if you truly have that ember to do something special with your life, it will find it's way to the surface. You will return to it with each failure n go back to work on your dreams. Failure is just day 1 of your new journey. Hard Hard work n dedication are required.

Pez Outlaw Diary has been around for 20yrs in one form or another.

Pez Outlaw, Notes From The Asylum has been in publication for 5yrs.

ALL things have been derived from them n them only. They are the only sources for everything.

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The Old man was crying as he told me, All my friends are dead now.

 

All my friends got old when I wasn't lookin.

You gotta watch it because every so often 20yrs slips by real quick.

20yrs in the shop, 10yrs being Pez Outlaw, 20yrs in exile telling my story as Pez Outlaw n BOOM! You are 50yrs older, it happens that fast. Makes my head spin to think about it.

You look up n people you knew are dead n everybody got really old. I just wasn't paying attention.

God, I'm gettin old. 70 come June.

Remember odd things.

I worked at the 1st Burger King in Lasing by Doug's House.

I remember thinking how lucky Doug was, he only had to walk 50yrds to get a hamburger.

I got fired from BK for being involve in the Great Ketchup War of 1966.

Armed with squirt bottles of Ketchup n Mustard 6 or so of us destroyed the joint. Condiments everywhere. Then it escalated to the Bulk Jugs being poured over captives heads. It was Epic Mayhem. In certain circles The Great Ketchup War of 1966 is Folk Lore. Tom Pick started it n i sure as hell accepted the challenge.

I got Fired from a lot of places in my teens.