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It just dawned on me 10 months into the Covid Pandemic why the shortage of TP for that same amount of time. People are not going to the Potty at school, work or at restaurants anymore. Everybody is going Potty at home now. Well, Solved that one, only took 10 months.
Now we move on to why the shortage of Bean Soup?
My Bull Mastiff Proby has a thing for TP.
Po likes to unroll the TP into the living room from it's hanger in the bathroom then chew on the end.
Po has no idea what the word NO means.
Love Po to much to explain it to her.
In short my dog TP's our house.
I imagine that TP welcomes the attention Proby gives it.
Think about it, the only time TP gets to leave the bathroom is when Proby has a playdate with it.
So I'm guessing TP welcomes Probies idea of fun, anything to get out of the bathroom.
I woke to find my backup tp had vanished.
Kathy said knife wielding marauders had stolen it.
Oh No, The humanity.
Frowny Tp has now met his fate.
He saw his duty n he did it.
I'm just feeling like TP.
Pickin at scabs in my brain Bored.
For Christ Sakes a post about Toilet Paper Bored.
With a picture of Toilet Paper Bored.
Even if it is a good Post about Toilet Paper.
Close but not quite pulling your hair out bored.
Truth is it would be thin grabbin.
Walkin around alone sayin knyuck, knyuck, knyuck bored.
Who's in charge of this whorehouse bored.
Just Sayin.
n you know, share the wealth bored.
Slippage is a Bitch.
After Pez Outlaw, I intend to retire.
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