Please Watch My Emmy Winning Movie, The Pez Outlaw on Amazon Prime & Peacock. 100% on Rotten Tomatoes. Best actor at SXSW.
It's My Story.
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My current favorite is that guy stealin a car on the doorbell camera, What, What, What.
Limu Imu is also a favorite.
Commercials excel at stupid n idiotic n since that's where I live, of course I love Them.
The standouts though are the cut up a boat commercials, like if you cut up a boat it proves something.
I must though admit to a great deal of disappointment with the new cut up boats crowd, they've switched to making the boat outa glass. BORING!
Dudes, go big or go home, as in cut up as big of a boat as you possibly can n tape or glue it back together.
RIGHT! Now we're having fun again.
Buy Me A Boat.
So I can cut it up?
Well there at it again.
They just keep cutting up perfectly good boats.
Just this morning I heard a new one for Flex Tape.
You guessed it, they cut a boat in half n taped it together with Flex Tape.
Then they put the boat on the water to show how good there Flex Tape is.
If I hadn't written this 3 months ago, I'd have written it again today.
So I re-posted it.
It struck me last night that there seems to be an odd fetish with boats n $19.95 TV products.
Who was it that decided the most effective way to prove something involved a boat.
Is it like, well we will use a boat to establish hands down no rebuttal that our product is the best. Most recently the guy is making the boat out of glass using his super sealent, but still a boat.
Is it a fear of water thing? Use a boat, show them that we got there backs.
You've got the infamous TV commercial where they cut the bottom out of a boat n put a screen door in it. OK that's crazy, I like it. Then you spray the screen door with the product n show a guy on a lake, Safe as Houses. Ok a truth in my rant. I was surprised to hear that this same spray "rubber" was being used to protect houses in flooding areas. Kinda cool.
Under the category of. Well it worked for them.
Now you have the glue that can bond "anything". That only hardens after you shine a UV light or something on it. Well you guessed it, out comes a boat, but this time they cut the boat in half.
Use the glue to put it back together n there's that guy on the lake again.
I feel safer already.
It truly is amazing what you can buy on TV for $19.95. But wait, call now n we will double your order. You get Two.
Crazy thing is, I want both of them.
I have to admit that I really like these TV Commercials, maybe more than is healthy.
Money may not buy happiness but it will buy me a boat. Then, good little redneck that I am, I'm gonna cut it in half and put a screen door in the bottom of it. Cause I sure do love those commercials.
If they make a movie out of the Pez Outlaw story.
First three things I'm buying with my millions. (inside Joke. I'd probably clear $35,000)
1. A case of that spray stuff, Lying 2 cases.
2. A bunch of that UV light magic glue.
3. 5 years worth of survival food.
OK there's a 4 n 5.
4. A generac propane generator.
5. Wind n solar methods of producing electricity.
That's after I pay all debts.
You see my hit in 1998/Pez was like the rest of the US's hit in 2008.
I just got hit a decade ahead of you all.
It changed me like 2008 changed you.
My goal is to be self sufficient.
New Redneck Survival Kit.
Meals Ready To Eat, Duct Tape, Zip Ties, Rubbery Spray and UV Light Glue.
OK, Times Up.
Gotta go do chores n then get up on the little barn (30x40ft) roof n paint the tin.
Surprised me yesterday to realize that this gray roof had originally been white.
SO, You guessed it, I'm painting it white again with a Flex rubber paint.
Ain't a boat but Bubba, I'm living the dream with a new rubber roof.
Well there back!
This time they've outdone themselves.
They made a boat outa Chicken wire n rubber paste.
It seems kinda Picayune to tell them that wire that the guy yanked off the chicken coops was actually rabbit wire. Everybody's a critique.
ps. thank you to Laurie Svendsen for the Christmas present of a 5 gallon bucket of white rubber paint. it's gonna do the 1st coat / primer on the barn roof. we'll do the second coat next year.
After Pez Outlaw, I intend to retire.
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