Thursday, May 25, 2017

Pez Outlaw, Incident at the Asylum #Peacock #Prime

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Break Room

Yesterday an incident occurred, that I would like to apologize for on behalf of the staff n management of Notes From The Asylum.
I'm not going to name names, Skuttlebut LaBelle, but I'm very disappointed.
Yes, we are considering management changes at the top.
We were about to celebrate that my Tweets have earned 95,793 impressions over the last 28 days. That's when a troll came out of the darkness n grabbed the keyboard. It almost destroyed everything we had worked so hard for.
The incident report.
Witness #1. Ice cream. I was in charge of ice cream. We were gonna celebrate a very big day.

Witness #2. Cake. I was in charge of cake. All I remember is that laugh. It was maniacal, I'll never forget it.

Witness #3. I didn't see anything just heard how horrible it was later.

Skuttlebut LaBelle, This is a frame job by Pez Outlaw. He never wanted or supported me as editor in chief of Notes From The Asylum. I refuse to resign, he'll have to fire me if he wants to get rid of me.

management is keeping a tight eye on Skuttlebut LaBelle. There will be no repeats of yesterdays cock-up.


Pack Your Shit n Get Out 

The gist of this is telling an imaginary character to leave your life.

Skuttlebut Labelle  has left the Asylum to spend more time with his family.

Skuttlebut Labelle is no longer affiliated with Notes From The Asylum.

Skuttlebut Labelle's views are his n his alone, they do not reflect the views of Notes From The Asylum.

Every since the dust up over  Incident at the Asylum the relationship between the Asylum n Skuttlebut Labelle have been strained.

Fingers were pointed, feelings were hurt.
I guess it was to much to hope that things could ever be as they were before that dreadful night.

So now we part ways n the backstabbing begins, as it always does.

I had hoped that we could part amicably but Skuttlebut is just to much of a hot head.

Soooo, anyway. That's where we are. A part of me always knew it would never work.

No new head will be appointed to lead the Asylum.
I believe if we let a comity formed from the inmates run the Asylum, we will have a more Democratic outcome.
I've always felt that the best way to run anything was by comity.

What could possibly go wrong with that? 

After Pez Outlaw, I intend to retire.
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