Tuesday, September 20, 2016

Domo Arigato Mr Roboto #pezoutlaw #hollywood

Robot Unrest
The time has come at last
To throw away this mask
Now everyone can see
My true identity.


Yesterday I spent the afternoon on the tenuously high end of reality.
I don't know about your world, but this happens occasionally in mine.
Times when you grip with all your might to hang on, because things are a bit jittery.

I'm not complaining because so far I've always won.
Though because of this I take it very personal when my reality is questioned. 
I take it especially personal when an artificial intelligence questions my existence.

"What's the frequency, Kenneth?" is your Benzedrine, uh-huh / I was brain-dead, locked out, numb, not up to speed / I thought I'd pegged you an idiot's dream. R.E.M.

Am I a self aware robot that nobody bothered to inform of his status?
Like it's not hard enough hanging on to reality.
Having a machine question your existence hardly helps.

I fear the day has come n gone, machines have taken over.
Now my existence is questioned by a machine.
Why must I keep proving to twitter that I'm a real person n not a robot? 

Would a robot use poor grammar n misspell this many words?
Of course he would,
to trick you......
What? Wait.

OK. If I were a robot, could I do this?
Oh, right not a video. 
Trust me, it was indisputable proof of life.

Thank God for Slovakia, almost 1,000 views of Notes From The Asylum in 24hrs.
At least Slovakia believes I'm real n not a robot.

My twitter account was just locked again.
If you are not allowed to vigorously promote your work on twitter, what exactly is the point of twitter.

It would appear that my dedicated efforts to promote Notes From The Asylum n Pez Outlaw Diary are verboten on twitter. 
Very puzzling, because if promoting my projects is not allowed on twitter, then quite honestly twitter is of no use or purpose to me.

I look at all the stupidity on twitter like porn, the grotesque, scams, radicals etc n promoting my work is where they draw the line? 

So now I'm expected to go through twitters procedures of gettin my hand slapped to get back on twitter.
Why, so they can lock my account again if I try to promote Pez Outlaw Diary again.

What's the point? 

My activities make twitter think that I'm a robot because of the huge number of posts n how rapidly I put them up.
I know it's sick, but I take that as a compliment.
Kathy says I might wanna reconsider my actions.
BIG, Laugh. 

HEY! Maybe I am a Robot.
Domo Arigato.
Wikipedia - a Japanese phrase meaning "Thanks a lot" or "Thank you very much".

Bumberdumpkin. In my head, had to take it out.

Dead Robot
Between 2 Ferns

between fern n vern - heard he might play me in the movie.
You know, like if you have a friend whose really into something n next thing you know so are you.
Puddy (dog) is so into squirrels that now so are Pinky n Bill (dogs).

Flip The Script

Pez Outlaw $4.5 Million Dollar Man

It just occurred to me that I actually spent $4.5 Million creating the Pez Outlaw story.
Stated differently, The Pez Outlaw story cost me 4.5 million dollars.
Yes I lost the $4.5 million because of Fraud due to Breach of Implied Contract by Pez Corporation.
Bottom Line though on a personal level My Pez Outlaw adventures had a price tag of $4.5 Million.

Kinda a sobering thought.
Pez Outlaw, the 4.5 Million Dollar Man.
Does that make Pez Outlaw the Walmart of Million Dollar Men?
Kathy barely laughed, must be it's funnier in my head.

twitter censorship?

This post was written in-between naps.
Hey, I'm old, I take a lot of naps.

Notes From the Asylum is 16oz's of crazy in a 12oz bag. 
A real bargain at $4.95 plus shipping n handling.
But wait, If you buy now I will double your order at no extra charge.
All you pay is a modest additional shipping fee.
You will be getting a 30 day supply of crazy.

So lean back n Turn your GPS ON.

The other day I posted 2 items on twitter n within minutes my twitter account was locked.
Granted, I was able to get it unlocked after a small amount of hassle.
My first reaction was to take a time out n think about what had just happened.
Then I realized what's the difference.
Posting n getting locked again or self imposed exile, both have the same end result.
Go down swinging.

If twitter has indeed become, "THE MAN!"
I choose insurrection. 
Talking to myself.
Of course you do, you Idjet. 

Tin Foil Hat Enthusiast. 

I've never met a conspiracy theory that I didn't find at least interesting or humorous.

I thought both items were just funny.

One was 
I like the show Ancient Aliens.
Do I really need to explain more?

The second item was the following cartoon.

Forgive my sense of humor, I thought that this cartoon was funny.

Look, Chevy Chase made a career on Saturday night live because Gerald Ford tripped n stumbled a few times.
We all thought Chevy Chase was funny when he tripped n stumbled every week on Saturday Night Live.
Me, I thought funny was funny, period.

While we're on the subject Saturday Night Live.
Is comedy party affiliated SNL?
Every since Gerald Ford SNL has had a resident comedian to be the candidate or president.
SNL, you thought Sarah Palin was hilarious.
Well this comedy bit writes itself.

Group of secret service agents hovered around a table of diagrams n charts.
The reveal is that they are betting on where n when Hillary goes down next.

2nd bit.
You know how the secret service agents formed like a protective wall when Hillary went down to block it n from cameras.
You have one agent shout, shit she's going down again.
Then you have them form a line in front of her n shuffle sideways like a chorus line.
Left Left Left, nope Right Right Right, then left again.
Depending on how long the bit would hold up, you keep doing it.
Comedy is Comedy last time I checked.
SNL feel free, my gift to you.

So here we are.
I'm Still trying to decide what to make of it.
I still have higher hopes for twitter than facebook.
twitter is the Wild West, facebook is kinda civilized. 
Ever get the feeling that you ping pong from 1 indignation to another?

In case you missed it.
This post is a conspiracy theory.
My tin foil hat has a cherished position on my shelf next to every episode of Ancient Aliens.

Just for giggles. here's a message I received from God knows who on twitter.

Hi! I'm a book editor and charge $1 per page. I have a sale on editing that ends this next Wednesday at $.75 a page. Email me if you need editing or PA assistance! I offer a free month of PA help with an editing job!

With a guy like me who writes an endless stream of bullshit Jeff would get rich. That is, if I had any money?

Waste Not, Want Not Jeff. 
personal note - Jeff I know at times it must feel like harassment, but you're the only person I have to talk to. have should'a been will

Looking to the skies for salvation.

A previous post.

It's taken me 5yrs to get 2,000 followers on twitter.
Then BAM, in the next 72hrs it doubled to 4,000 followers.
Yes at the moment I'm projecting where the count will be tomorrow morning.

In the last 72 hours I've gotten 2,000 new followers on twitter.
I gotta tell you, careful what you wish for.
At the moment barely able to keep up with it.

That's the good news.
On the other hand I feel I owe all my twitter followers an explanation.

For 10+ years I wrote Pez Outlaw Diary.
3 years ago a movie producer contacted me.
I blew him off thinking it was a scam.

2 years ago Jeff contacted me n wrote the April 2015 Playboy article called The Pez Outlaw.
At the same time I asked him to contact n vet the movie producer.

1 year ago I sold my life rights to a major motion picture studio.
With the producer mentioned attached.

Over the last year a script has been commissioned n worked on.

A little over a year ago I started work on a new project Notes From The Asylum as a support mechanism for Pez Outlaw Diary.
Notes From The Asylum is intended to flesh out Pez Outlaw n give insight into the person/character.

As we all know in life, nothing is guaranteed, which brings me to the point of todays post.
I use twitter to promote Pez Outlaw, 3 hrs a day I grind out posts to get the name Pez Outlaw out there.

My goal with twitter is to eventually get 250,000 to 1,000,000+ followers who will say, Oh yeah I've heard that name.
Possibly raising a general question on the internet of "Who is Pez Outlaw?"

In order to do this I need and am doing everything possible to get followers on twitter.
Not fake followers but real eyeballs.

After Pez Outlaw, I intend to retire.
new profile pic captures my essence

Pez Outlaw Diary


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