Thursday, August 25, 2016

Tractor Yup #pezoutlaw #hollywood

Tractor Yup

Yesterday I cleaned out n repaired the gutters.
A job that woulda cost me over $200.00 had I paid to have it done.
But you see that's not how it works for mosta us.

Day before that we had to fight a major wasp/yellow jacket infestation south side of the house.
Block point of entry spray n hand kill with fly swatter.
That's how it really goes for most of us, again a job that woulda cost $250 plus.

Funny thing bout wasps n yellow jackets, I really don't get stung much.
Maybe once a month I get stung n I interact with wasps daily.
While we're on it I don't get bit by mosquito's as much as other people either.

It's like I told Susan before I got rid of some wasps on the trailer she wanted to use.
Forgive my language but I curse when approaching Wasps n Yellow Jackets.
Then turned n said "OK you little bastards Time To Die".

Out on the porch I musta hand killed at least 50 yellow jackets.
To the point that I sensed they were beginning to fear me.
It to me is all about attitude.

I've stood while being attacked Kama Kazi style by Wasps.
Reached up n grabbed nests with yellow jackets all over my hand.
I get stung when I'm not paying attention, not when I approach with purpose.

Kathy sucks up yellow jackets with the vacuum cleaner, works great. 
Today she saw a yellow jacket carrying off it's dead.
The wasp yellow jacket infestation was 3 to 500, now a fraction of that.

On a similar note.

I noticed yesterday why I get stressed talkin to folks other than Kathy.
I talk with Kathy a natural way that's comfortable.
If I slip n do it with others, they get confused n I always have to explain.

That makes conversation with other folks Work.
I have to be careful n if I slip off the road, a mad effort to get back on it.
It honestly makes my stomach hurt.

The natural flow of my brain confuses everybody except Kathy.
Only a few of my post are as freeform as my brain would have it.
I think those posts are my best.

My Pez years were different.
The progression into my Pez years was about a decade, so my stump speech had time to perfect itself.
In a lot of ways like how I've had over a decade to prepare if they make the Pez Outlaw Movie, my thoughts have had time to percolate.

Wasps, Gutters, Poo Removal, Poo Landscaping, Creative Building, Squash, Pumpkins, Raspberries n moving dirt with the tractor.
These are a few of my daily projects etc, that pacify the tedium of the wait.
The other is that of an observer in politics.

Right, Left, Conservative, Progressive, Independent, Libertarian, Socialist n now it seems Alt-Right.
Who knew, so many to choose from.
I've had my heart broken twice in Politics, McGovern n Romney.

In a lot of ways I just no longer care.
I have a candidate I will vote for but I am completely comfortable accepting the will of the voters come election day.
I will not give my heart to a Presidential candidate ever again.

A recent comment that made me smile.
You dug that hole with your tractor?


I gotta tell ya bout somthin I'm noticing.
I'm gettin real lazy bout finnishing words.
Kathy say's it's speaking in shorthand?

I'm also noticing that my verbal inflection points are gettin kinda odd.
I just write if off to age n not giving a shit anymore.
Not trying so hard to sound good to folks anymore.

Trophy Husband

Yes I'm a trophy husband, a kept man.
Take a look at my blog image.
Can you blame Kathy?
I'm Kinda HOT! 

Here at the Asylum, I'm considered a 10.

Spy Kid

One of my granddaughters is now a Spy.
You ever notice how you can't find that Spy Camera when you need it.


2 Tylenol Please
Wanna hear something interesting?
Twice as many, 2x Slovakian's view Notes From The Asylum as Americans.
twitter impressions/view for last 28 days exceeds 100,000 

For The Record

It is not "If it leads, it bleeds".
It's "If it bleeds, it leads".

El Diablo update

My Cub Cadet/El Diablo lawn tractor is starting to wear out after 5 1/2yrs.
It's predicessor a Scott lasted twice as long.
The Scott never saw indoors n looked like shit, but continued to mow. 
El Diablo has never seen a night outside yet is starting to look as bad as the Scott at twice it's age.
I mow 4hrs per week.

Wurlitzer Vacuum Cleaner

Yeah, Yeah, there wasn't one.
In my mind though there was.

Peabody n Sherman Movie

Yup, I watched it.
Proves that I'll watch anything about time-travel.

Try, Try Again

They say in politics, if you change campaign managers 3 times your doomed.
Does that count for blog titles also?
If so this blog post is toast.

I can't find a good title for this one to save my soul.
Usually the title comes first n the post flows from it.
this one, Wah Wah. 

original Content

Do not give death one second of life.   
Death will take it's own.

Tell people what I know to be true? 
Maybe if I look busy I can get out of it.

Time is going by at an alarming pace n time is running out.
I avoid at all cost thinking about Bills n Hollywood Pez Outlaw.

Can willpower make Pez Outlaw what I want him to be?
The absurdity of the question tickles me. 

Why Pez Outlaw, What led to him?
Pez Outlaw was the light that showed me the way out of the darkness.

The only limits are the limits of imagination.
Pez Outlaw could be bigger than my years in Pez.    

The jury is still out.
So why do I keep going?

Like a Drive Time DJ, pushing the boundaries.
Angry White Males is the latest label for the frustration.

Everybody gets a trophy.
I'm a very reluctant Charlie Brown once again.

How lucky am I to just be considered?
Do I get a happy ending?

13.5 rules, 51% sane. 
The Asylum has been a blessing.

You must speak up to be heard.  
Life washes over silence.

Crazy is an abstract art form.  
Cross the line n you're there forever.

If it hadn't been for?
Maybe Today, some good news.

I get wore out from all the secrecy. 
Truth, HELL, I don't even know what that is. 

On behalf of the staff n management of Notes From The Asylum. 
Thank you. 

Well anyway, That's Today.

side note.
Kathy just canceled my cell phone.
She said she was paying $30.00 a month for a phone that I never turned on or carried.
I told her she shouldna told me n waited to see how long before I even noticed.
Betcha it woulda be over a year.

After Pez Outlaw, I intend to retire.
new profile pic captures my essence

Pez Outlaw Diary

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