Thursday, August 25, 2016

Tractor Yup #pezoutlaw #hollywood

I gotta tell ya bout somthin I'm noticing.
I'm gettin real lazy bout finnishing words.
Kathy say's it's speaking in shorthand?

I'm also noticing that my verbal inflection points are gettin kinda odd.
I just write if off to age n not giving a shit anymore.
Not trying so hard to sound good to folks anymore.

Trophy Husband

Yes I'm a trophy husband, a kept man.
Take a look at my blog image.
Can you blame Kathy?
I'm Kinda HOT! 

Here at the Asylum, I'm considered a 10.

Spy Kid

One of my granddaughters is now a Spy.
You ever notice how you can't find that Spy Camera when you need it.



Deviations 

2 Tylenol Please
Wanna hear something interesting?
Twice as many, 2x Slovakian's view Notes From The Asylum as Americans.
twitter impressions/view for last 28 days exceeds 100,000 

For The Record

It is not "If it leads, it bleeds".
It's "If it bleeds, it leads".


El Diablo update

My Cub Cadet/El Diablo lawn tractor is starting to wear out after 5 1/2yrs.
It's predicessor a Scott lasted twice as long.
The Scott never saw indoors n looked like shit, but continued to mow. 
El Diablo has never seen a night outside yet is starting to look as bad as the Scott at twice it's age.
I mow 4hrs per week.


Wurlitzer Vacuum Cleaner

Yeah, Yeah, there wasn't one.
In my mind though there was.

Peabody n Sherman Movie

Yup, I watched it.
Proves that I'll watch anything about time-travel.

Try, Try Again

They say in politics, if you change campaign managers 3 times your doomed.
Does that count for blog titles also?
If so this blog post is toast.

I can't find a good title for this one to save my soul.
Usually the title comes first n the post flows from it.
this one, Wah Wah. 

Tractor Yup

Yesterday I cleaned out n repaired the gutters.
A job that woulda cost me over $200.00 had I paid to have it done.
But you see that's not how it works for mosta us.

Day before that we had to fight a major wasp/yellow jacket infestation south side of the house.
Block point of entry spray n hand kill with fly swatter.
That's how it really goes for most of us, again a job that woulda cost $250 plus.

Funny thing bout wasps n yellow jackets, I really don't get stung much.
Maybe once a month I get stung n I interact with wasps daily.
While we're on it I don't get bit by mosquito's as much as other people either.

It's like I told Susan before I got rid of some wasps on the trailer she wanted to use.
Forgive my language but I curse when approaching Wasps n Yellow Jackets.
Then turned n said "OK you little bastards Time To Die".

Out on the porch I musta hand killed at least 50 yellow jackets.
To the point that I sensed they were beginning to fear me.
It to me is all about attitude.

I've stood while being attacked Kama Kazi style by Wasps.
Reached up n grabbed nests with yellow jackets all over my hand.
I get stung when I'm not paying attention, not when I approach with purpose.

Kathy sucks up yellow jackets with the vacuum cleaner, works great. 
Today she saw a yellow jacket carrying off it's dead.
The wasp yellow jacket infestation was 3 to 500, now a fraction of that.


On a similar note.

I noticed yesterday why I get stressed talkin to folks other than Kathy.
I talk with Kathy a natural way that's comfortable.
If I slip n do it with others, they get confused n I always have to explain.

That makes conversation with other folks Work.
I have to be careful n if I slip off the road, a mad effort to get back on it.
It honestly makes my stomach hurt.

The natural flow of my brain confuses everybody except Kathy.
Only a few of my post are as freeform as my brain would have it.
I think those posts are my best.

My Pez years were different.
The progression into my Pez years was about a decade, so my stump speech had time to perfect itself.
In a lot of ways like how I've had over a decade to prepare if they make the Pez Outlaw Movie, my thoughts have had time to percolate.

Wasps, Gutters, Poo Removal, Poo Landscaping, Creative Building, Squash, Pumpkins, Raspberries n moving dirt with the tractor.
These are a few of my daily projects etc, that pacify the tedium of the wait.
The other is that of an observer in politics.

Right, Left, Conservative, Progressive, Independent, Libertarian, Socialist n now it seems Alt-Right.
Who knew, so many to choose from.
I've had my heart broken twice in Politics, McGovern n Romney.

In a lot of ways I just no longer care.
I have a candidate I will vote for but I am completely comfortable accepting the will of the voters come election day.
I will not give my heart to a Presidential candidate ever again.

A recent comment that made me smile.
You dug that hole with your tractor?
Yup.


original Content

Do not give death one second of life.   
Death will take it's own.

Tell people what I know to be true? 
Maybe if I look busy I can get out of it.


Time is going by at an alarming pace n time is running out.
I avoid at all cost thinking about Bills n Hollywood Pez Outlaw.


Can willpower make Pez Outlaw what I want him to be?
The absurdity of the question tickles me. 

Why Pez Outlaw, What led to him?
Pez Outlaw was the light that showed me the way out of the darkness.

The only limits are the limits of imagination.
Pez Outlaw could be bigger than my years in Pez.    

The jury is still out.
So why do I keep going?

Like a Drive Time DJ, pushing the boundaries.
Angry White Males is the latest label for the frustration.

Everybody gets a trophy.
I'm a very reluctant Charlie Brown once again.


How lucky am I to just be considered?
Do I get a happy ending?

13.5 rules, 51% sane. 
The Asylum has been a blessing.

You must speak up to be heard.  
Life washes over silence.

Crazy is an abstract art form.  
Cross the line n you're there forever.

If it hadn't been for?
Maybe Today, some good news.

I get wore out from all the secrecy. 
Truth, HELL, I don't even know what that is. 
 


On behalf of the staff n management of Notes From The Asylum. 
Thank you. 

Well anyway, That's Today.

side note.
Kathy just canceled my cell phone.
She said she was paying $30.00 a month for a phone that I never turned on or carried.
I told her she shouldna told me n waited to see how long before I even noticed.
Betcha it woulda be over a year.

After Pez Outlaw, I intend to retire.






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Tuesday, August 16, 2016

the title comes first #pezoutlaw #hollywood

reflection of the journey
no end game
a self reflective exercise

create from nothing
fluff the pillows
discard what distracts    

unfulfilled aspiration
betrayed by reality
the reaper approaches


rarely certain
nothing is what it appears
agendas under agendas

no idea what's going on
I know less every day
no longer in the loop

clear the racks, load the bin
no emotion, no investment
my faith is low

doors close and windows open
aspects remain facts
writes better than it plays

impatiently optimist  
got your crayons out 
now I'm depressed

I walk between two worlds
not sure I care anymore
18 years

everything you ever wanted
slowly the dominoes fall
any day, any day

take on the rich n powerful
that would be rough
irony washed over me

put it all out there
I hope people like me
write without fear

life is a roller coaster
fabricate a reality
my world dissolves  

I have big dreams
shape the perception 
we're in the Asylum   

sign here we got it
your dreams will come true
then silence 

the title always comes first
do as you will 
#pezoutlaw 

is it time to put on the garbage bags
I woulda survived that iceberg
only 2 people know 

Raining really hard right now, so I've got 3.5 dogs all hovering under my feet. 
Po's in the living room, she could give a shit.
 
After Pez Outlaw, I intend to retire.






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Monday, August 1, 2016

Paradox #pezoutlaw #hollywood

Paradox. When your dreams occupy the same space as your reality. 

What happens?

The facts are the same today as yesterday.
The only difference is I'm viewing them different today.
The new plan is, throw everything up against the wall n see if anything sticks.

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In October it will be Jeff Maysh n my 2 year anniversary, of his first contact about the Pez Outlaw story.
His arrival at my home for what would become the April Playboy story about Pez Outlaw was the Halloween weekend. It's been an odd week for me.

Truth is one year previous interest of the same nature had been share with me by a party out west.
I behaved like an ass to this person 3 years ago which was pointed out to me on facebook.
Meaning this whole process could have been farther along by one year.

That said I believe in timing.
Funny thing is I'm working with that person from 3 years ago now. 
As you who remember might guess though, I have not had direct contact with that person since the episode of 3 years ago. No Jeff gets to be the go between now.

First I waited almost a month for Jeff to come for the interview.
Then I waited 6 months for the story to come out in print.
3 more months for contracts.
Now almost 2 years later I'm still waiting for word of the announcement.

I know that the day will come when I go from waiting to "What just happened".
I most likely at that point will wish maybe I was still waiting.
My hope and fear is that it will be a very, very big thing when it happens.

You work 18 years for something, then it happens.
I guess, careful what you wish for.

I write these things now, because when I'm in the middle of what will become the Pez Outlaw Hurricane I'm not sure how sane I will be.
I hope that I will handle everything the way I've been talking about, but is that enough.

Time will tell.

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