Saturday, July 30, 2016

@pezoutlaw #F4F #blockchain #bitcointalk #cryptocurrency #altcoin #bounty #pezoutlaw #airdrop

yes please

Don't you just love that word, it sounds so mysterious.

Talk about one of the biggest things I've seen on line so far.
I made 4.5 Million dollars doing something that I did not fully understand, so the fact that I don't understand this is not a problem.
Hell, to be honest I really don't understand the internet.
All are just tools to me, I use what comes to hand to accomplish my goal.

That goal is simple.

The Thief Who Ran Pez Corp for a Decade, Pez Outlaw Diary publishing Rights 

Pez Outlaw, Notes From The Asylum. Movie Rights 

All I know is that this works n that because of it I'm gaining over 100 twitter followers per day.

Why is that important?
I need to expand the awareness of Pez Outlaw because at a certain point my dream of a movie n a book become unstoppable.
I believe that if Pez Outlaw has enough followers on twitter the movie producers will give the project a second look.
Yes second look because for a year n a half I had a contract with Warner Brothers overseen by the Oscar winning producer Of Argo.

Playing the odds, what has the higher percentage of positive results to gain followers on twitter.

To follow or not follow.

# of followers far exceeds # you follow = no.
can't be bothered to put a header photo on your page = no.
guys with there shirts off, dude put a shirt on.
No # anything = we're walking we're walking n we're not clicking that.

#Follow4Follow = always.
#followforfollow = yes.
#follo4follo = usually.
#autofollow = sure cause it sounds like it happens automatically.
#F4F = yes but because that's what I use.
#f4f = sometimes 
#Followback = no
#Followback 100% = sometimes if in black type, more likely when it's in red.
#followme = no.
#followtofollow = no.
#rufollowback = no.
#IFollowback = sure you do????
#InstantFollow = nope just not feeling it, sorry.

You can take your shirt off. Hell you can take your pants off, But if you don't say the words #Follow4Follow, it ain't happening.
I never quit on my dream jeff, I just went back to work.
It takes as long as it takes.

So thank you #Bitcoin.

After Pez Outlaw, I intend to retire.
new profile pic captures my essence

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Wednesday, July 20, 2016

Harry Hoofdini #pezoutlaw #hollywood

 I've told you several stories about Busta The Horse, but for those of you that are new to my work I'll recap.
Busta is an Arabian Horse with a very nice pedigree from Michigan State University.
In real life though Busta by nature is a loner and very country.

Let me explain.
Every horse leads two lives, pasture life and life under saddle.
Under saddle, Busta is a spectacular looking and moving horse, just beautiful to watch.
In Pasture life though, Busta is literally a shit kickin redneck.

Busta loves dirt as much as I do and is my partner in crime with my dirt projects.
I pile the dirt up and Busta loves to walk the tops and flatten it out.
As cute as all that is, that's not what today's story is about, it's just colorful backstory.

Today's story is about Busta the escape artist or Harry Hoofdini.
You ever seen those 2x4s that are clapped into place across doors to keep them closed against Hurricanes and Tornadoes.
Yup you guessed it, that's precisely the type of setup needed to keep Busta in a stall.
Busta usually doesn't slide a stall door open, nope Busta unlatches it then just takes the whole thing down.

You see Busta is a fiddler, he picks at a latch till it moves and that means unlatches.
That's why stalls he's used have a 2x4 bar that is placed across the door.
Recently though we've been experiencing an extended spring which means all stalls have been full and Busta has had to come in to whatever stall is available.
When Busta's 2 barred stalls are otherwise occupied you have to tie both sides of his sliding door with 1/2 inch rope.
Even the big draft type horse staying with us at the moment does not require 2 ropes, one is enough.

As elaborate as what I've written so far is, it was just the setup for today's Busta the horse story. 

I've spent 3 months working on a horse we'll call Wild Child, training her to come into an indoor outdoor stall.
Three months ago I started giving her grain in her indoor outdoor stall, luring her in so that yesterday I could slide the door to her pasture close and finally catch her.
So yesterday I put her grain in the indoor outdoor stall then snuck all the way around the outside of the barn and by God it worked.
After 3 months of patience I caught Wild Child.

If you don't see the punch line coming a mile away you're making the same mistake I did.
For one glorious hour I reveled in the genius of my success.
As I said the weather has been bad so old Busta was in and as it would happen he is Wild Child's pasture buddy.
Not thinking for a second about the ramifications of putting Busta out into his pasture on my glorious victory, I blindly walked him out.
Less than 60 seconds later Busta walked over and opened Wild Child's door and set her free.

I mean "What The Hell Busta", you don't even like her.
Three months of work down the drain.
Busta the horse, he don't care, just something to do.
Yesterday this was not a funny story, today maybe it is?

As reported it's been a colder than average April so far and the mud is quite deep.
Yesterday I was out on the ridge unclogging a drain and over comes old Busta to check on my progress.
Busta takes a very keen interest in my projects, you know in case I need any help.

Good news to report.
Yesterday I put Wild Child's grain into her indoor outdoor stall, she walked in to eat it and stayed in to finish her bowl.
She used to get a mouth full, then go outside.
It would appear we are still on track.


Yesterday someone was here at the farm and while I talked to them they started crying.
The short of it is that the world which I do not take part in can quite often be very unkind.
I told the person that they needed to go walk with a horse that they love a great deal.
It's not a cure but it sure does help.

Another gentle soul just returned to the farm after a 5 month absence. 
While away this horse went a bit nuts and started biting people.
Within 10 minutes of being back in his old pasture with an old friend you saw his shoulders drop and the weight of the world lifted off them.
I started talking very softly to him and he once again returned to being gentle and kind.

People look at me like I'm nuts for running on a loop the same advice. "Talk to Them"
Animals pick up so much from the tome of your voice, your demeanor and micro expressions.
Your voice can be a soothing song if your heart is reflected in your words.
I kiss my Bull Mastif and tell her I love her every night before I go to bed.

I also talk to every horse on the farm each day while I do chores.
My role here besides chores is to pay attention to the horses mental state.
I try to be a very constant and dependable river that flows through there lives.
Sometimes that means letting them borrow some of my strength. 

The next day there vet came to do this horses teeth, afterwards we chatted and they met our dogs.
People are always struck by how good and loving our dogs are.
Truth is like horses the job of working with them is never done.
The little one came out to say hi and the vet seemed surprised that again she was gentle and loving. 
Small dogs are supposed to be yappy and bite, you know.

After Pez Outlaw, I intend to retire.

Pez Outlaw Diary

Tuesday, July 5, 2016

As The Shelling Stopped, The Heroes Surfaced #pezoutlaw #hollywood

Last nights 4th July Fireworks by the neighbors were very intense for the animals here on the farm. Billy Dog realized that there was nothing for her to kill to make it stop so she retreated until it passed. Poor little Tootsie dog almost barked herself horse in fear.

The real problem though was the horses. Every year as humans squeal with delight at blowing stuff up, the animals run and shake in fear. We spend every 4th of July keeping the animals on the farm as calm as we can while the concussions from fireworks rattle the barns.

This year was kinda intense for 2 1/2hrs as fireworks went off within a half mile radius on all four sides of us. The biggest casualty was Marnie Marie, she became so upset by the concussions that she began swaying, gnashing her teeth and sweating profusely. 

At approximately 9pm I began looking for Kathy. When I opened the front door I saw her giving me frantic motions to follow her immediately. So I did. Once in the barn I saw Marnie and Kathy said, "What Do We Do?"

Laurie Svendsen is Marnie Marie's Mom. Laurie has always told me, "any problems, you just call me". My answer to kathy upon seeing Marnie, Call Laurie. Here's the thing. Laurie was the first thing Marnie the horse saw when she was born. When Laurie hits the edge of our property coming over Marnie sees her and walks to the gate to wait for her. When Laurie stepped in the barn Marnie improved just seeing her. Laurie spent the next 2hrs at her side talking to her, then a cool rinse from the hose to cool her down. The fireworks ended at 11:15pm and we went back into the house approx 11:45pm. My guess is Laurie sat in the dark for at least another hour till Marnie fell asleep.

Other 4th of July Heroes.

Honey Bee, short blonde Half-linger pony.
Let me paint a picture. Once Laurie was here to tend to Marnie and Kathy could tend to Cowboy, My job was to go round n see how the other 11 horse were doing.

I found Honey Bee on the north side of the Box Elder trees using them the block the fire works. The only way I know to describe it was the way it appeared to me. Honey standing calmly like a rock and her two male horses each clinging to the hem of her skirt. As always Honey Bee had everything under control and told me to go take care of the others. What a magnificent horse.

Duncan, Gabriel and Tenney were in there stalls in the big barn, not happy but coping. I gave them hay to stay busy until it was over.

Busta and Weezy were down near the woods, using it to block the fireworks. What a funny pair of horses, because they really don't prefer each other, they were even in these conditions 20 feet apart. They don't hate each other, they just like distance. So unhappy but coping.

Well walking out 1st thing I said was "Damn you Red, Take care of those girls" and dam if he didn't. Red took Roz and Gotcha down on the North side of the arena to block the worst of the Fireworks. It was happening all around us but the neighbors to the southwest of us were the worst, so in all cases the lead horse in each group used whatever was handy to place between then and the south.

So we got ole Laurie Svendsen outa bed last night. I told her I was gonna tell you all that.

I really dislike strongly all fireworks, people just don't seem to realize how rough that they are on animals. Every year, the 4th is the worst day of the year for me because of the trauma human enjoyment inflicts on animals. I also wonder how those with PTSD cope with it.

There is hope though on the Horizon.
I saw yesterday on the weather channel how say a thousand drones covered in lights are choreographed and being used to create silent/quiet light-shows. I'm so in favor of this, because it's the repeated explosive concussions that frighten the animals. Add to that the deaths, injuries and wildfires that result from explosive fireworks. 

Drone light-shows can't come fast enough for me.
Drone Light shows are also reusable, just put them away, reprogram and use them an infinite number of times in the future.
We had a professional who told us that by our description our neighbors half mile south musta spent $10,000.00 on fireworks for there 4th of July show.

How many small lit up drones would $10k buy you and multiply that by every year for say the last 10yrs.

I hate fireworks but I do not call the police or anything, I just try to keep my animals calm till it passes. 

Proby Dog Bull Mastif 
Po spent the 4th laying the front yard enjoying the cool night air.
Later Po said "Oh Right 4th, that's what all the fuss was about. Nice night out though Huh."

After Pez Outlaw, I intend to retire.

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Saturday, July 2, 2016

pre2016 British Top Gear #pezoutlaw #hollywood

Lately I've become a fan of the pre2016 British Top Gear, because those guys were seriously nuts. 
Ironic thing is I don't give 2 Hoots in hell about cars, I'm a tractor man.

I watch the show because of Jeremy, James May n Richard Hammond.
These 3 guys are a comedy trio the like of which I haven't seen in a long time. 
These 3 are a British modern version of the 3 stooges but with infinitely better dialog n really great camera work.

If pressed I'd say Jeremy, James May n Richard Hammond are a modern British mashup of the base humor/3 stooges n clever wit and anarchy of the Marx Brothers n Monty Python.
I don't laugh out loud at much on TV anymore but I definitely do when watching pre 2016 British Top Gear.

To be totally honest pre2016 reruns of British Top Gear is all I've been watching each night to relax lately.
I heard that the reason Jeremy, James May n Richard Hammond were replaced is because Jeremy hit a producer.

For Christ sake, Jeremy's go to tool for fixing a car is a small sledge hammer. 
Who didn't see that coming.
But that voice, for the last 12 years his voice has been the voice of the show.
N truth time, Once you've heard Jeremy introduce the Stig, especially how he says "THE STIG" in that booming voice.
Honestly, How do you not wish that's what you were hearing now.

Mitigating facts.
If your a viewer of pre2016 British Top Gear you know that the trio that built the show have done n been placed in some pretty dangerous situations.
James May actually drove a truck up to an active volcano to retrieve a piece of lava.
They have driven on roads where one slip up n they were goners.
They drove in some of the most hellish environments on earth. 
Seriously the REAL Top Gear guys drove around in 2011 Iraq.

I've done some pretty crazy shit in my life; Heroine, Alcoholic n all the crazy travel as Pez Outlaw smuggling.
That said there is not a chance in hell I'd do half the stuff the Real Top Gear guys did, but what a fun time it has been watching them do it n reacting to it.

A person on twitter just told me Richard Hammond almost died in a car crash a few years back.
You get anywhere near that n Matt Lablanc's people would pull him in a red hot second.
N Jeremy punched a producer, both hands palms up weighing the importance of the two.

My point is that the producers put them in some pretty hazardous situations.
To think that at some point Jeremy might not take a swing at one of them is kinda a forgone conclusion.
Shit happens when people get stressed.

Honestly I think the punch was just an excuse.
The trios unbending loyalty as petrol-heads was not a popular position in the British media.
Nor was there plain talk, they kinda spoke like real people about a lot of touchy PC subjects.
If you ask me that's why they got fired.

I love Matt Lablanc, he's great, but do you honestly believe he n the new guy would have driven around in 2011 Iraq.
Just watch some of the pre2016 travel episode in all the crazy far flung places then ask yourself.
Do I see Matt Lablanc n the new guy doing this?
I don't Bloody think so.
My guees is 2016 will be silly n safe, Not scary, crazy bordering on lunacy

Comedy is supposed to be irreverent n anarchistic.
I'm not saying Matt Lablanc n that other guys 2016 show is awful.
It's just not the Top Gear I like with Captain Slow, The Hamster n the Big Ape.
I don't care who hit who, FUNNY IS FUNNY! quit being so PC n fix it. 

Shit, hire a body man to stand between Jeremy n producers if you have to.
Though if you did hire a body man for Jeremy, make a thing about it on the show, it would be a great gag. 
Sell it to management as safety n tell Jeremy that he can use it whatever way he wishes for laughs.
I can already see a very imposing figure stepping in live shot to reign Jeremy in n him reacting to it or James May n Richard Hammond calling the guy in n sicking him on Jeremy.
You just don't throw away GOOD! 
You film crazy, you do not cut it off because your feelings are hurt.

The biggest problem pre2016 British Top Gear had is British Media n the producers of the show thought that they were presenting a car show.
When in actual fact they were providing a stage for 3 very good comics. 
Which requires latitude. 

Here's what happened.
I mentioned pre2016 British Top Gear in yesterdays post to illustrate a point.
Well if you know me at all, you know that the fact that it creeped into the post meant I had a lot more to say about it.
N Voila. 

After Pez Outlaw, I intend to retire.
new profile pic captures my essence

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Friday, July 1, 2016

The Crazy Paradox #pezoutlaw #hollywood

In response
To state the obvious would be redundant.

1st something a bit unrelated.
I never am quite sure what people are up to when this n that go on in my life.
I can only control what I'm doing.
This comes up because every so often someone from Europe seems to be digging for info on my past life.
I jumped off that bridge almost 2 decades ago, so I just smile n answer politely.
Shoulda or shouldna is history n reduced to a good story.
I would be disappointed though if the motivations were other than honorable.

I don't regret my past but I wouldn't like it if my past was used to hurt someone else.
The reason I don't regret my past or yesterday is that I view every new day as a rebirth.
When I get up each morning yesterday is erased, I use each days rebirth as a new chance to be a better person.
I do not carry yesterday into today, yesterday is almost someone elses life.
That's where my alter ego "Pez Outlaw" comes in, that life was his life n I'm simply his biographer. Life will judge him as it decides.

It would be fare to say that I live in the moment n chronicle my past as a purge.
Should something that happened be hidden? Some would say yes.
Sunlight is the best disinfectant. Just wanted to say that even if it might actually be Hooey.
Truth is I like telling stories n I don't fear my past.
A hidden past is the only way it can cause you shame.
If you openly own your past nobody can use it against you.
I've told more dirt about myself than a gossip columnist.
I prefer that you hear it from me.

Now For The Crazy Paradox

I honestly don't care if I used the words in the title correctly, it sounds cool n that's good enough for me.
It has a nice ring to it, not like on your finger, but has a good beat n you can dance to it.

par·a·dox - a seemingly absurd or self-contradictory statement or proposition that when investigated or explained may prove to be well founded or true.

Here I am having a great time extolling the virtues of being crazy, trying to remove the stigma or scarlet letter that once branded us.
Then along come the headlines n crazy is once again the whipping boy for the media.
Years of work down the drain by 1 evil person.

My point is this, why do you try to blame us crazy people for evil.
Evil exists n just like you (humanity) don't want to be tied to it, neither do we (crazies).
These people that do these things are Evil not crazy, please stop grabbing the closest handle when the car stops.
We did not ask that our brains work like this, we are just trying to find what you take for granted, Happiness.

With the current mood n talk, I find myself wondering.
Am I allowed to talk about our side of the story anymore?
Yesterday I told what to me was a joke.
Black people had there President n Women thought that the last election was there turn but nope it was the crazy peoples turn n we got our President.
To me that was funny but I'm just not sure anymore.

All I know is this.
In your rush to judgement n need to find answers, you are re-stigmatizing a large group of people who are just trying to find happiness. 
We crazy people have been getting hammered for generations, when all we are trying to do is fit in your world without sticking out.

I'm going to ignore the current propaganda n tell my fellow crazies this.
Your mind is unique n has value, you view the world around you differently n that perspective has value.
Be at peace with who you are, own it.
Relabel your idiosyncrasies as valuable assets or tool if you will to your potential success in a world you find foreign.

When it's not worth the words, just turn it off.
No need to name it, just accept it n move on.

C1. Crazy Is Easy If You Are Motivated, #pezoutlaw...

So the guy says, we'd like to help you promote your book on amazon.
Well there are only 2 really REALLY BIG problems with that.
One I'm poor n two I can't figure out how to format n submit it to Amazon.
I tried n I really sucked.
Made the cover, submitted what I thought was the book????????????
Epic Fail.
A long conversation later n he ran away.
They always do.
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I've never sent an email n I will not talk on phones.To be honest, I think I'd spontaneously combust the second I did.
facebook n twitter, that's it.

Scratch Offs are Karmic Thermometers.

After Pez Outlaw, I intend to retire.
new profile pic captures my essence

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