Monday, September 28, 2015

Bag Of Hammers #pezoutlaw #hollywood

Short For - Dumber than a bag of Hammers. 
I realized that some may have never heard this one.

I don't want to cast any aspersions on the author of this post, BUT!
Sorta like I don't want to call ********** an idiot or a lier, But!

I covet the moment when fantasy becomes reality.
The day the name goes from goofball wanna-be to, are you him?
I can't wait to say, oh my I'm just to busy. 

On one hand I think, this kinda thing never happens for folks like me.
On the other hand, life is fleeting.
You're here then you're gone n none of it means anything, so why not.

The most honest thought I have is that I hope I'm still alive so I get to enjoy it.
Because if I'm not, again who cares.

Last time I was very careless.
This time you're looking at the most careful person you're gonna meet.
Slow easy n withdrawn.

Not many get a second shot, I'm not gonna blow it.
I've worked in isolation for almost 2 decades for this shot, it will not have come for nothing.

I have a set of goals, once achieved, my end will be done.
I'd like to see others within at that point get an opportunity.

Went nuts a bit ago, anxiety got the best of me.
the calm before the storm has returned.

I'm kinda betting everything on this.
Like they say, be all in or go home.
Prayers are welcome.


Go Funded by positive energy. 
Tink n the gang. 
Brother Can You Spare A Dime Productions.

JOKES?

SiriusXM The Highway | Facebook

https://www.facebook.com/onthehighway/

Where do people keep there Armies?
In there sleevies.

Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants.
Bartenders says, Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?
Pirate says. ARRRRR! I don't know but it's driving me nuts.



Good Clean Fun.
I love stupid jokes.
I gotta tell my grandkids these jokes.

If you have any good clean jokes, tell me them on facebook.
I'll add them to this post under your name.

As a child, I thought. 
Rusty bedsprings by I.P. Freely was the funniest joke I'd ever heard.

As a child my naughty joke was.
Under the bleachers by Seymour Butz.

As a child I knew other naughty jokes that my cousins on the farm told me.
I thought they were just great, even though I had no idea what they meant.
Though I pretended I did. 
No naughty jokes though. I'm no longer 8 yrs old n I no longer like them. 

New Jokes From facebook

#1
Heather Johnson When I was a kid I loved this one:

Q: How do you make a tissue dance?

A: Put a little boogey in it!


Amazing Images

I'm not a picture person, so it's gotta be pretty good to move me.

From new followers on twitter.

-: ranju :- �@imagerju Aug 6

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History In Pictures �@HistoryInimagex Jul 28
Good morning

History In Pictures �@HistoryInimagex Aug 20
Weighing in at 3,200 pounds.

Tom&Sawyer Pet Meals �@tomandsawyer Aug 5
Sometimes our ‪#‎pets‬ ‪#‎adopt‬ us! The incredible story of a homeless ‪#‎dog‬ who joined a marathon and found a new life.
What can I say.
I Love Dogs.
 

After Pez Outlaw, I intend to retire.






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Friday, September 25, 2015

We're Doooooomed! #pezoutlaw #hollywood

This 1 LL Never Make-it 
DOOMED, I tell ya. DOOMED!
Doomed as Doomed can be.

I believe computers are Ageist.
Kathy says that's not a word.
I stand by it 123%.


You know how on TV shows the young kids look up or find answers to anything in seconds on the internet.
As an old person I gotta tell ya, not my experience.

Searches are cluttered with useless info.
Actual clicks are usually dead ends that you have to close the window to get out of.

Why do computers look so easy n useful when the kids do it on TV?
Most every search I've ever tried ends up abandoned in frustration.

Oh yeah n where's that cool screen you see on TV shows that's b&w with just pure data search info.
I tell ya, I feel like I'm being excluded from some exclusive club that only the cool kids get in.

Then there's the weekly great update that my computer forces me to endure.
Seriously children every little cool idea you have is kinda a useless pain in the ass.

Just once I'd love to tell one of those updates, nope I'm good, have a nice day though.
I have a big problem with all the useless time consuming mandates that the internet imposes on my computer.

My computer has been telling me for weeks that I'm in breach of some apps required to continue.
Computer, I don't want any apps, don't use them or really know what they are.

N The Kicker.
My computer decided I needed another update again last night.
I mean, REALLY! What was that spite.


I'm beginning to fear that my computer wants to control me.
The real pornado on the internet is all the crapp my computer n the internet force me to do.

Seriously, I wish my computer would just leave me alone to work on my stuff unmolested.
I do not use a cell phone n one day It's my dream to walk away from my computer forever.

Well ain't that somethin.
Call me Sally, this post made it.
611 views in 72hrs.
Shows ta go ya. 

NFTA has over 310,000 views to date.
Hey what do I know, I just work here.

After Pez Outlaw, I intend to retire.






 

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Wednesday, September 23, 2015

Pez Outlaw, Anarchist

After this mornings rant about Climate change you might think Pez Outlaw is a foaming at the mouth Conservative.

I've wondered often if I'm a Libertarian.

I got to tell you though, the little voice in my head was labeling me an Anarchist.

I hate authority, anyone trying to control me in any way, I rail against it.

I hate conventional thought.

I question everything.

If you tell me I have to do something, my instinct is to say screw you even if it would be good for me.

I do not read directions or refer to manuals.

I believe that the Universe will speak to me not man.

Take a good look at Pez Outlaw Diary. Were these the actions of a Conservative or an Anarchist.
My act of rebellion by writing Pez Outlaw Diary and fighting for 15 years rather than submission to Pez Corporations actions against me. Were these the actions of a Conservative or an Anarchist.

I've always just called it crazy but maybe Anarchist would sound cooler.
You know how people nowadays speak in admiration of a fellow they say thinks outside the box.
Cool as far as it goes, but what if you think outside the box because you are not capable of thinking inside the box?

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Monday, September 14, 2015

Wisdom #pezoutlaw #hollywood

I try to afford myself the freedom to follow a thought to it's logical conclusion.
In the end I do not necessarily even have to agree with the thought.
This process is not without boundaries, there are areas I will not broach.

Anything to do with sex is out of bounds, anything.
The plight of Black people n the relationship of that plight to the Democratic party, no.
Islamic Fundamentalism. No, leaving that to the media.
Immigration?????
Women's issues, none of my business.

Other than that though I like to think a thought through, follow it till it runs out.
Some are interesting, some are a waste of time.

Here on Notes From The Asylum the stats tell me the winners from the losers.
It's kind of interesting to see what works n what does not.

So if you disagree with something I write here, don't feel alone, there is every possibility that I agree with you.

One last thing. I try to keep these posts to one page. No point in droning on.


After Pez Outlaw, I intend to retire.






 

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Sunday, September 13, 2015

Truth #pezoutlaw #hollywood

The mood of America makes it ripe for the rebellious and defiant nature of the Pez Outlaw story.The Pez Outlaw story is the American dream, albeit with a few rough edges.
It's also a statement of the strength of individual Americans.
Knock us down, we get back up n fight.

A little secret.
Americans are pissed off at government and big business.
The Pez Outlaw story captures that in its unwillingness to accept defeat and against unbelievable odds to fight back even when any realistic hope of winning is thought to be zero.

The Pez Outlaw story is America.
To my last breath, Pez Outlaw will never quit fighting for justice. 

Like he said, Money can't buy happiness but it can buy me a truck.

The truth is Politics is another hill I'm not going to die on.

I've told you that I've got this very large, very vocal group of voices in my head.
I have selected the most sane of those voices to be in charge.
The two previous posts were him allowing one of the others to play for a few minutes.

I can at the drop of the hat have an opinion about most anything including the dropping of hats.
Realistically though, none of it matters.

Few people know the name of the engineer who actually built the Pyramid.
Very few people know or care what one politician said about another 100 or 1000 years ago.
Let alone the dirty trick that one might have played on the other.
To get to caught up in the politics of today is to play other peoples games.
Truth is that us poor folk are just trying to get by n do the best we can.

The truth is I don't think I care about politics anymore.
I can have an opinion but even I would not listen to it.

Politics is just a sport, you can't carry it around with you or wear it.
It's like, I'm a Jets fan. No more, no less important. 

After Pez Outlaw, I intend to retire.






 

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Tuesday, September 1, 2015

pages of life

Sometimes we live life slowly like turning the pages in a book very carefully one by one. Generally though we live life like the wind quickly turns the pages of an open book.


I feel like an outsider in my life story while others very slowly control my fate. So I release the pages of my life to the winds of time.

I'm not in the least angry about this, to the contrary I am very pleased. I'm very aware of how long things take after spending 10 years to bring a single idea to life.

So for now I fill my days with work to feel a sense of motion.

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Selling Pez Outlaw's Shirts #pezoutlaw #hollywood

ONE DAY, This one.

Pez Outlaw's shirt collection 4sale

Since Pez Outlaw is now Hold up in the Asylum, I'm going to sell his shirts while he's "otherwise engaged".
These are the shirts Pez Outlaw wore on his 70+ trips to Europe n other parts of the world during his Adventures.
While that dude's in the cracker box, I'm gonna sell his shirts.
He'll never notice.

I was hanging onto them in case they needed them for the movie, but after 3yrs of waiting.....
see Shirts n Giggles #pezoutlaw #hollywood #92Crazy #t...

So anyway, as I put Pez Outlaw's wardrobe up for sale I will also Archive it here.


Johnny Blaze 2XL
Vintage 1996ish
polyester
Vintage 1996 Johnny Blaze size 2XL Button Front Floral Hawaiian Shirt black




BC Ethic Rockabilly 1XL
Vintage 1996ish
polyester/Rayon
Vintage 1996 BC Ethic 50s Rockabilly 1XL Button Front Shirt red


Vintage 1996 BC Ethic 50s bowling/Rockabi​lly 1XL Button Front Shirt black

Phat Farm
Vintage 1996ish
polyester

Vintage 1996 Phat Farm size 2XL Button Front Shirt blue

Vintage 1996 Phat Farm size 2XL Button Front Shirt blue

Vintage 1996 Phat Farm size 2XL Button Front Shirt orange

Vintage 1996 Phat Farm size XL Button Front Shirt orange



Vintage 1996 Phat Farm size 2XL Button Front Tiki Hawaiia...

Vintage 1996 Phat Farm size 2XL Button Front Floral Hawai...

Vintage 1996 Phat Farm size 2XL Button Front Shirt blue

Vintage 1996 Phat Farm size XL Button Front Shirt blue

Vintage 1996 Phat Farm size XL Button Front Shirt blue

Vintage 1996 Phat Farm size XL Button Front Shirt blue Tiger

Vintage 1996 Phat Farm size XL Button Front Shirt tan


Vintage 1996 Phat Farm size 2XL Button Front Shirt yellow

Vintage 1996 Phat Farm size 2XL Button Front Shirt blue green

Vintage 1996 Phat Farm size 2XL Button Front Shirt red

Vintage 1996 Phat Farm size XL Button Front Shirt orange

Vintage 1996 Phat Farm size 2XL Button Front Shirt blue

Vintage 1996 Phat Farm size 2XL Button Front Shirt brown?

Vintage 1996 Phat Farm size 2XL Button Front Shirt dk blue

Vintage 1996 Phat Farm size XL Button Front Shirt gray

Vintage 1996 Phat Farm size XL Button Front Shirt blue

Vintage 1996 Phat Farm size 2XL Button Front Shirt blue/yellow/orange

Vintage 1996 Phat Farm size XL Button Front Shirt blue

Vintage 1996 Phat Farm size XL Button Front Shirt blue

Vintage 1996 Phat Farm size XL Button Front Shirt dkblue

Vintage 1996 Phat Farm size 2XL Button Front Shirt black..

Vintage 1996 Phat Farm size 2XL Button Front Shirt orange





Rocawear
Vintage 1996
polyester

Vintage 1996 Rocawear size 2XL Button Front Shirt gray


Koman
Vintage 1996
Polyester

Vintage 1996 Koman size XL Button Front Shirt White Tiger

Vintage 1996 Koman size XL Button Front Tiger Shirt gray

Vintage 1996 Koman size XL Button Front Tiger Shirt gray/green

Vintage 1996 Koman size XL Button Front Shirt black/tan

Vintage 1996 Koman size XL Button Front Shirt blue

Vintage 1996 Koman size XL Button Front Hawaiian Shirt blue

Vintage 1996 Koman size XL Button Front Hawaiian Shirt yellow/orange/green


Sean John
Vintage 1996
Polyester

Vintage 1996 Sean John size 2XL Button Front Shirt white



Pineapple Connection
Vintage 1996ish
Rayon
Vintage 1996 Pineapple Connection size Large Button Front...


Vintage 1996 Pineapple Connection size XL Button Front Ha..

Vintage 1996 Pineapple Connection size XL Button Front Ha.

Vintage 1996 Pineapple Connection size XL Button Front Hawaiian Shirt white/gree

Natural Issue
Vintage 1996
Rayon
Vintage 1996 Natural Issue size XL Button Front Hawaiian

Vintage 1996 Natural Issue size XL Button Front Hawaiian Shirt white n Blue

Vintage 1996 Natural Issue size XL Button Front Surf Surfing Shirt woody

Vintage 1996 Natural Issue size XL Button Front Hawaiian Shirt whiteish

Vintage 1996 Natural Issue size XL Button Front Hawaiian Shirt whiteish

Vintage 1996 Natural Issue size XL Button Front Hawaiian Shirt whiteish


Pierre Cardin
Vintage 1996ish
Rayon
Vintage 1996 Pierre Cardin size XL Button Front Hawaiian..
Morro Bay
Vintage 1996ish
Rayon

Vintage 1996 Morro Bay size XL Button Front Tiki Surfing Shirt green


Guess
Vintage 1996ish
Rayon

Vintage 1996 Guess 2XL Button Front Hawaiian Shirt blue

Cabana
Vintage 1996ish
Sueded-Polyester

Vintage 1996 Cabana size 2XL Button Front Hawaiian Shirt blue

Porcini
Vintage 1996
Silk

Vintage 1996 Porcini silk size 2XL Button Front 50s style Shirt Maize


Vintage 1996 Porcini silk size 2XL Button Front 50s style Shirt Navy blue

J. Farrar
Vintage 1996
Rayon

Vintage 1996 J. Ferrar size XL Button Front casual style Shirt white/blue

Town Craft
Vintage 1996
Rayon

Vintage 1996 Town Craft size XL Button Front Hawaiian style Shirt

Falls Creek
Vintage 1996
Rayon

Vintage 1996 Falls Creek size XL Button Front Hawaiian style Shirt

Vintage 1996 Falls Creek size XL Button Front Hawaiian style Shirt pineapple


Vintage 1996 Falls Creek size XL Button Front Hawaiian style Shirt blue





only 30 or so to go
I'll try to add 6 new shirts per day.
gonna do new with tags first, all vintage 1996

No pretense of lofty thinking.
I've been working almost exclusively here at Notes From the Asylum for almost 3 years.
The results have been very rewarding, but I'd like to use this post to expose viewers here to my core project Pez Outlaw Diary.

Links to chapters

My dream.

I would love it if I could make n sell these t-shirts

below is my #1 choice to make
my #1 choice to make

#2 choice
#2 choice
#3 choice
#3 choice


Key phases from Pez Outlaw Diary.

How I Pissed Away 4.5 Million Dollars

Most of the stories you've read or heard about Pez Outlaw are true.

Spies, Black Market Deals, Smuggling n Bribery, 10 Years Nobody Could Catch Me.

I choose crazy over submission and mediocrity.

A Jail Cell to Vietnam? I now had a "ONE WAY" ticket to Vietnam.

We chose the KGB over a WAR Zone.

She Whispered, "Kolinska"  

Reality TV pales in comparison to the life I lived for 11 years.

Hungary - The Black Market Capital Of the World For Pez Dispensers.

In Gyor I was like the invisible man.

With The PEZ Guns, I Chose Death.

The Pez Color War


After Pez Outlaw, I intend to retire.
new profile pic captures my essence





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